Cher Dancy @txhickchick
Humor, Health&Fitness, Hunting&Fishing, GreatOutdoors, Photography, Travel, Wife to Awesomeness & Mom to Awesomeness2 :) Joined April 2009-
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If I could design @ShaniaTwain a jacket, you bet your ElvisLovin booty it'd resemble this amazing piece🤩 #TakeMyResume
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When I meet people I want to be friends w/, I ask a lot of questions. Favorite food, movie, memory, job etc? It will seem weird at first. Years later on a hard day, when a package arrives w/ the candy your grandpa kept in his jacket for you when you were 6 - I make more sense.
Flights sale to #Oslo, #Norway 🇳🇴 for only $383 R/T. (from Boston, Chicago, Minneapolis) Details: bit.ly/3GZBDOF 📷 Oleksii Topolianskyi on Unsplash
i hope you find your person. the one who you feel safe with and understood. someone who loves you everyday, on every kind of day. your smiling days, your sad days, and mostly on your i don’t know if i can do life kind of days. you deserve this kind of love.
HR says I'm not allowed to refer to my workday as "the hostage situation" any more
if you've Bought twElve Raincoats Recently, You deserve our one-of-a-kind flavor.
RT if I deserve a Dr Pepper for the funny tweets and memes I make for you all to enjoy while you sip on Dr Pepper
2.23.22 > 2.22.22 for obvious reasons
Like to deserve a Dr Pepper. RT to deserve a Dr Pepper. Do nothing, still deserve a Dr Pepper. #ThatDeservesADrPepper
Christmas trees can be dangerous if you don’t take the right safety precautions. Here are a few tips to ensure a bright holiday season. 🎄
Well, I did it.... I made it to the big five oh. #HBD2me
trying to get to the end of 2020
“I need to speak to a supervisor!!” “Please lower your voice, ma’am.” “Are you in charge here?!?” “Yes, I’m the branch manager.”
You don't forget people you discover your soul with.
Choose Wisely
Where our Peppers at? Vote tonight 👇
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Shania Twain @Shtwain21
3 Followers 139 Following Come On Over - All The Hits - Las Vegas Residency opening May 2024 @💎💖
Shania Twain💎💎�.. @stwain9
25 Followers 2K Following Come On Over - All The Hits - Las Vegas Residency, opening May 2024 💎💖🤠
Celeste Kellogg @CelesteKellogg
60K Followers 20K Following Singer Songwriter. Nashville Recording Artist. CMA Member. Weather nerd. Beach lover.
Shania Twain @ShaniaT40048318
164 Followers 3K Following
Vogue_Vixen @vixen_vogu79419
28 Followers 2K Following
Shania Twain @ShaniaT88888559
19 Followers 265 Following Queen Of Me, the new album out now 💖👑 Queen Of Me, the 2023 tour, on sale now 🚀
Eileen @hardy49eileen
128 Followers 3K Following
Paige Randall @ThePaigeRandall
26K Followers 20K Following Author of Forever Falling and Circling The Shadows. Thought Leader... or whatever. https://t.co/925HqwqVym
Rosa @rosa_mccrary13
161 Followers 3K Following
Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner
28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....
Holly Starr @starr_holl17710
108 Followers 3K Following
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
Mary @marypritchett46
159 Followers 3K Following
Godfrey Brian @GodfreyBrian4
149 Followers 2K Following young male with vision to serve humanity and a better tomorrow.lover of music,movies,events,travels and tours....GABS💕💕
DSense Gaming @DsenseG
559 Followers 952 Following I'm DSense, a variety streamer. Here you can find a community full of loving and supportive people such as yourself! Everyone can find a spot in this community!
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Arisa🌸女社長 @Arisa39674606
2 Followers 52 Following 脱サラ女社長💓パワハラ＆ウツでドン底からスマホ副業で大成功→毎日自由な起業家に☺️🌈昔の私みたいに苦しんでいる人の役に立ちたい！フォロワーさんに20万円プレゼント🎀フォローしてくれたらDMで送ります😘
Chris P Bacon @gitson_shiggles
12K Followers 11K Following Avid philanthropist; I collect stamps BIG time..... No DM's. Ever. https://t.co/dUk1SJ201h
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
14K Followers 9K Following My eggs are expired, I ran out of bread, my husband got fired. I wish I was dead. https://t.co/IVfhz3nNnT https://t.co/eY8BG3lLqc
Baron Von Douche @robwalton30
5K Followers 4K Following Jokes & Laughter. Retired Army Veteran. 82nd Airborne Division. https://t.co/BtJQmfdi9u
FleurDeLea @FleurdeNope
1K Followers 2K Following Ugh- times like, infinity. https://t.co/ABkNLicOkY
Liam_Northorpe_Offici.. @liam_northorpe
1K Followers 2K Following 🇬🇧 British born 🇦🇺 Australian raised 🇬🇧 glazier by trade - chef by choice 🍔 amateur world 🌍 traveller 🧳 ⚽️Liverpool all the way ⚽️
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Saving Private Brian .. @holleratbrian
996 Followers 2K Following Co-host of Holler! 🎙 / Pro kickballer / Dog father / Letterboxd film rankings & reviews ✍🏼 https://t.co/ODwxFw4feJ
🌺 @saaya2341
2 Followers 228 Following
Laura Jane @Laurajaneatelie
40K Followers 25K Following Laura Jane Atelier is an expression of my love for fashion, trends, art and culture. It is a way for me to share my creative passions and style inspirations.
Edie Taylor @edumacationist
572 Followers 4K Following Passionate about the use of #EdTech to enhance the way learning is done in schools.
evil flaps from the d.. @EvilFlaps
686 Followers 636 Following I am @funflaps arch nemesis and will one day take over as evil ruler of the pond
Jimmy @JimmeyTallon
2K Followers 4K Following Thanks for dropping by. Like some of my shit while you’re here. https://t.co/NFz1wllB5p
Ms. Havisham @MissHavisham
10K Followers 9K Following Imperfection at its finest. https://t.co/7u0QZDHPQm
ɢօɖʀɨƈ🪶🇺�.. @sarcasmNchief
3K Followers 2K Following We'll run west, work at a bookstore, get a small apartment with a coffee shop for a neighbor, and wanderlust until our faces hurt from smiling. ♥️ @snarkydogmom
Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch.. @mentalgirlbooks
2K Followers 884 Following #writer #healing #mentalgirlbooks #goofball #philosopher #sassyandsilly #commentator #realist #thinker #author #podcaster
SeaShell @DianeP89
26K Followers 12K Following Back home 🇨🇦 after living on the other side of the ocean
Designs TLMD @TLMDdesigns
83 Followers 245 Following Husband & Wife, creating custom signs together, with love from our home to yours!
waders.com @waders555
1K Followers 4K Following We Power Convenience, Service and Value: https://t.co/DhGmkcJM1G is at your fingertips 24/7.
Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie
44K Followers 23K Following This bio can't handle me I'm too many characters. Also fuck you
Camp Stuffs @CampStuffs
11K Followers 12K Following Go #Outside and connect with #Nature! #camping #hiking #outdoors #FindYourPark #getoutside #camp; https://t.co/fh0we4G4iy
Newman @jnewman5591
623 Followers 605 Following Mycophile, Musician, Streetlight Assassin, Creator of Arts & Crafts, Lover of @BlueAmanita
GovtTookMaBaby @just_evolved
11K Followers 7K Following I used to yell out of open windows, now I do this.
Jack Wong @JackWongDPT
244 Followers 250 Following Physical therapist, entrepreneur, foodie, world traveler
Dylan Schneider @DylanSchneider
71K Followers 68K Following country artist // text me 615-257-8555 // Bad Decisions EP out now 👇
Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure
59K Followers 1K Following Everything I say is a joke except the stuff I mean. Is this where I say I love coffee and I’m sassy?
Richard Harris @RichHarris2
41K Followers 31K Following Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
108K Followers 5K Following Southern girl with eyes on the stars in the southern sky.
Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
9K Followers 5K Following This is a page of silly and fun, don't take it seriously. my fav tweets - https://t.co/gmfzikX1Fh
Incident Information .. @AllHazardsTFS
31K Followers 410 Following In addition to fighting wildfires, Texas A&M Forest Service is called upon to assist during all-hazard emergencies such as natural and man-made disasters.
Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
Ultimate Dad Jokes 'N.. @MediocreJoker85
27K Followers 3K Following For #DadJokes enthusiasts. Guaranteed groans around the dinner table. Joke of all trades, master of #PUN. Welcome to the Dad-a-Base.
Brown Skin Gyal ✨ @melanesian_gal
1K Followers 283 Following | 📖Bookworm | 🐍 Slytherine FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸
Puns AndOneliners @punsandoneliner
28K Followers 26K Following Tweeting jokes, puns and one liners from https://t.co/0OwEY987xs on the hour, every hour. Expect to groan more than laugh....
DadJokeTexts @dadjoketexts
2K Followers 5K Following Dad Joke Text Messages. We'll send you one amazing Dad Joke via text message, each morning. Sign up for 1 Month of hilarious free daily text messages!
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Plano Fire-Rescue @PlanoFireRescue
8K Followers 573 Following The Official Twitter page for the City of Plano Fire-Rescue
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 970 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
@itssherifield @itssherifield
13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 986 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
18K Followers 1K Following My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 826 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Melvin of York @MelvinofYork
18K Followers 4K Following sometimes I convince myself that the world is merely an elaborate video game and the player controlling me is a total noob
Late to the party Lau.. @ericamorecambe
4K Followers 1K Following I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQ
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
651K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson
29K Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, writer, person on TV. Owner, @sandiegomag. On-air for @foodnetwork, @bigtennetwork. This is all very strange.
Dad Set Against @DadSetAgainst
5K Followers 985 Following Outnumbered, dad tired, dead set on seeing the comedy in it all. Featured on @TheDad @Buzzfeed @BoredPanda @TODAYshow @huffpostparents @theFunnyTweeter
The Kids Are Not On F.. @KidsArentOnFire
2K Followers 569 Following Parenting. Autism. Humor. Small wins. Don't come at me with your essential oils. My tweets: https://t.co/edVPSK1FZw
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
My daughter took the bar exam in a second state and just found out she passed. She has court at 3pm so I volunteered to stand in for her so she could go celebrate. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want the judge to think I’m unserious.” So anyway, I’m on my 2nd champagne.
standing over the sink eating leftovers with my dad like we are two bears that just broke into someones home
Found 78 cents in the dryer this morning & all I've got to say is this family is not making it worth my while.
“Do you know how fast you were going?”
There should be a bajillion spinoffs for The Princess Bride like there are for Star Wars
Anyone who says men can't multi-task are wrong. We can hear you and not hear a word you're saying at the same time.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces
I never delete my text messages...just in case a MF'er wants to lie about what they did April 25 1992
Finally, somewhere I can take my Croissant Bernard.
Sorry I'm late...I was trying to think of a good excuse for why I couldn't make it.
Steinbeck: Furious Pears? Publisher: Meh Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos? Publisher: Too Stan Lee Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes? Publisher: Are those even fruit? Steinbeck: Technically Publisher: Still no Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath! Publisher: … Steinbeck: … Publisher: *finger guns*
My son says "Old McDonald" instead of "Oh My God" and I'm not going to correct him because OMD it's so cute!
“Excuse me, waiter?” “Yes sir, is there a problem?” “I asked for my pasta al dente.” “Was it prepared incorrectly?” “I’m afraid it’s a little Chewie.”
Google Maps places way too much faith in my ability to find my destination on my left in 800ft
I had a moment of panic when my kid said she had a crush on a boy, but it didn’t last long because he called another girl a b***h and my kid has no time for that disrespectful nonsense.
Telling me not to look at it only makes me want to look at it more.
8yo: will u play restaurant with me? Me: sure 8yo: ok, my doll is gonna be the waitress and you can be the manager. Me: *sits down* sounds easy enough! 8yo: and I’ll be the Karen. You guys, I’m scared.
Keep seeing scary headlines about this, and we can only hope someone, somewhere, is working on a vaccine for Pickleball.
Them: Can you help me? Me: I don’t work here. Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves* My boss: You need to stop doing that.
“THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING EMAIL, TRENT.”
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