kenzi @kenzianidiot
follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her twitter.com/search?q=from:… Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2018-
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sorry folks, no agenda today! thankfully ive received word that theyll be “back in FULL FORCE” next week!
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los angeles comedy people! does anyone have any favorite thursday evening shows that youd recommend? here is a photo of my dog unrelated as a treat
dont forget to stop and smell the roses! unless the roses are flowers on the street and theres a dead bird underneath them and now it’s a whole thing
i wanted my neighbor to think i was cool sooo badly and then i realized i just walked my dog in my fish flops
he got emotional support chicken nuggets
look between the letters g and j on your keyboard. it is the letter h. it doesnt mean anything. this trend is dumb and bad.
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feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes
ok well there so many ads about las vegas in the burbank airport that i sincerely panicked that i took the wrong plane
two of them are on tonight’s ep of um actually!! 👀👀
two of them are on tonight’s ep of um actually!! 👀👀
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I rarely post McSweeney's piece because it feels UNFAIR because I love them ALL but this one is really cool and fun and special!!!!! mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-m…
.@jackie_romeo is covering @rihanna's "Love on the Brain" and we're HERE 👏 FOR 👏 IT👏 #TheVoice
I just learned about Malört but good, and I’m a fan.
If the analytics and marketing department says it’s not funny then it’s not funny
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
this is several months old but it is absolutely essential that I share it with you
I probably should have aired this out more than one day in advance of a camping trip (it’s been packed for 2 years).
forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
guys i just hired a social media manager, tour manager, a marketing strategist, a booker, and an assistant for my tour! we just took a team photo (below) and I tagged them all so make them feel welcome!
My brother and I grew up playing Crash Bandicoot on our PlayStation. We’d turn down the sound all the way so we could listen to CHRONICLES OF NARNIA books on CD we borrowed from the library 😂 It’s one of my cherished library memories. What are your early library memories?
i recently learned about a german computer case company called be quiet! and i think it's funny.
some of you need to take this advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When u and ur friends vibing and being the same kind of weird
Nothing, and I mean nothing, will prepare for you what Amanda says at the end.
ya we know. we kicked u out
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