Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent! twitter.com/search?q=(from… Toronto, ON Joined March 2020-
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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my 6yo was drawing of me
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“Why do you have so many acorns inside the house?” is the exact type of question that someone without kids would ask
You might hear a lot of yelling, arguing, crying and laughter, but it’s just my kids doing some colouring together
Business idea: a subscription service that sends your kid a new water bottle every month because it will inevitably get lost at school again.
My 6yo comes home at the end of the day feeling tired, hungry and grumpy. Same.
My toddler has learned so many new words, but her favourite is still “NO!”
My toddler looked sad, so I started dancing in front of her to try cheer her up. She looked at me and shook her head. That’s a no.
Toddlers have this magical ability to turn tissues into confetti
My toddler is such a quick learner. She’s started telling herself to sit down on her chair instead of me needing to tell her. Now I just need her to learn to actually sit on the chair instead of standing on it.
My toddler has just learned how to say her brother’s name. So now she keeps repeating his name over and over, which is driving him absolutely crazy. I have to admit that I’m kinda enjoying it though. Better him than me!
Kids don’t need fancy toys and gadgets. All they need is a giant cardboard box and their imagination.
Being a parent has taught me so many wonderful things. I’ve learned how to provide endless love for my children, how to support their growing needs and how to clean crayon markings off the couch.
Netflix: Are you still watching Peppa Pig? Me: Yes, unfortunately I am.
My 6yo told me that I couldn’t go past him into the living room unless I told him the secret code which he said was a bathroom word. So I said “a bathroom word” and he didn’t let me in.
My 6yo said he doesn’t want a birthday party next year. He just wants his friends to come to our house, drop off some presents and leave. I think he’s completed his metamorphosis into an introvert.
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@kevinthedad Thank you so much for letting us know! You're one of my favorites, so now we know where to find you. Best of luck to you, and thank you for the laughs.
@kevinthedad We are collecting them together. We are doing to start propagating oak trees next year. Acorns from healthy oak trees do grow more healthy oak trees.
@kevinthedad Honestly I would have acorns around the house too, kids or no kids, if we had oak trees around here
@kevinthedad Also, how many acorns did I launder yesterday? 3, that I know of 🤔
@kevinthedad I still find in jacket pockets. And rocks.
@kevinthedad Nothing like a good old reality check in the form of child drawings 😂
@kevinthedad I think a LOT of people feel the way you do. Although my kids are pretty much grown, I love following your daily encounters with your own kids. And being a Kinder educator, I still totally relate. Good luck on your new platforms!
@kevinthedad Found you and much happier to follow on another platform 😎
@kevinthedad I will never, ever, NEVER not endorse dancing, anywhere and for any reason. One MUST dance. ;-)
@kevinthedad @deloisivete Yup, they are just like us. Just miniature versions for now…
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