evil flaps from the dark timeline @EvilFlaps
I am @funflaps arch nemesis and will one day take over as evil ruler of the pond twitter.com/search?q=from:… Joined January 2018-
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Fuck you Ned Ryerson I don't want no insurance
hello it is time to evil
@broken_rhi pls throw stones at @funflaps
Tell me who your nemesis is so I can retweet you guys on top of each other like barbies kissing on my tl
@funflaps HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When a duck does an evil laugh, is it called quackling?
@dimplesticks @funflaps muwahahah– *breaks off for violent 12-minute coughing fit* –ahaharrrrr
@kimlockhartga @wildethingy I deny all witch allegations, pls stop eating all the potatoes
@specialkitty2me @funflaps @neat_hot I am employing you as my evil advisor, please advise on how best to Take Over The World
@TheFaceOfDave @funflaps @JB1971_ This is an acceptable loudness
@quackflaps @recursivetaco I am eating locusts
@CapriCornyCait One duck (me) could easily destroy everyone who replied to this tweet 😈
@funflaps @specialkitty2me @neat_hot [months later] summoning is a terribly slow form of public transport 😡
@TheFaceOfDave @funflaps @JB1971_ please scream louder
@drinksmcgee depends... please rate your current level of inebriation from zero to would-shag-an-evil-duckling
@Ellie_dot_psd @brandonland_ @funflaps please do not follow funflaps - she is very smelly and her feathers have dark roots
@kimlockhartga @funflaps they made me repeat a year at Duckling High and I have never forgiven the world for this injustice 😡
@dark_marf please do not tease us - you know full well that twitter is a place consisting entirely of rigorous political debate and overzealous hugs, sometimes all at once
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