Darla @ddsmidt
I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's some links to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS twitter.com/i/moments/1009… United States Joined September 2010-
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It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
If you were a kid in the 80s, “shotgun” was part of the code you lived by.
[being seated for blind date] her: have you ever been on one of these before me: yeah I love chairs
me: there's a bunch of cars following us date: yes we're on a rollercoaster
*eating kettle chips* Neighbor: Hey man, keep it down!
The older I get the faster time goes. Time’s like, let’s get this over with already.
Never take someone's feelings as joke, you never know how bad it feels.
When you hear sirens do you immediately wonder if your house is on fire or are you normal
i hope you get to a place in your life where you live more in the moments and less in your mind
There should be a socially acceptable way to say, "I'm not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?".
What comes first.. being a bitch or getting bangs? I think it's the bangs
If they walk away shaking their head, you did something right.
Writing shows used to be so easy. You could just be like “This one is about a house that’s full.”
If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.
Good Morning Free Falling Of The Abyss W W W
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee.
I dont wanna hope for the best, i wanna hope for what i want
Nothing is sexier than a man who's capable of saying "no thank you my girl wouldn't like that"
if you’re not being subtweeted a couple times a day, why are you even here
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If you were a kid in the 80s, “shotgun” was part of the code you lived by.
[being seated for blind date] her: have you ever been on one of these before me: yeah I love chairs
me: there's a bunch of cars following us date: yes we're on a rollercoaster
*eating kettle chips* Neighbor: Hey man, keep it down!
Never take someone's feelings as joke, you never know how bad it feels.
When you hear sirens do you immediately wonder if your house is on fire or are you normal
i hope you get to a place in your life where you live more in the moments and less in your mind
All right, what are we doing for dinner tonight? Popcorn shrimp and fries?
There should be a socially acceptable way to say, "I'm not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?".
What comes first.. being a bitch or getting bangs? I think it's the bangs
If they walk away shaking their head, you did something right.
Writing shows used to be so easy. You could just be like “This one is about a house that’s full.”
If she calls you by your first, middle and last name… you’re gonna have a bad time.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee.
I dont wanna hope for the best, i wanna hope for what i want
It’s rude to ask someone about their body count. It’s none of your business how many people I’ve killed.