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I'm not hungover, I always look like this.
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a dangly cross earring on a man is a red flag
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
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I saw Carol Burnett trending and thought it was her turn with Pete Davidson.
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18 walked into my room when he got home from work and I didn't hear him so when I turned around I screamed and then he screamed and now that everyone has shit their pants, it's all good.
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Sometimes when my boyfriend and I aren't speaking, we have the dog deliver notes to each other I just got a message from the dog asking where the good mustard is
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At least he lived a long destructive life. RIP Slim Shady
What with all the brain injuries, it's no wonder the NFL has to draft people.
If I get drafted by the NFL I won't forget about you guys!
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Lawyers used to laugh when they heard Nixon’s analysis during Frost/Nixon: “When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal.” Listening to the arguments before today’s Supreme Court, it appears the Republican Justices are all in with Richard Nixon. American democracy may…
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My local Tesla dealership just texted offering me a significant discount if I agreed to tweet out a dozen racist posts.
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Something that drives me a little insane, I'll admit, is that Trump's OWN LAWYERS at his impeachment told the Senators to vote not to convict him BECAUSE he could be prosucuted if it came to that. Now they're arguing that the only way he could be prosecuted is if they convicted.
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thought i was going straight into retirement after high school with all that beanie baby money.
Called in, "The toe seam on one of my socks is crooked and I can't work like this."
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Speaking as a novelist... put it aside. There are so many good books out there. And sometimes it's just not the right moment for a book you may come back to and love. Unless it's one of mine in which case WTF is wrong with you, keep reading, it's a heartbreaking work of genius.
Speaking as a novelist... put it aside. There are so many good books out there. And sometimes it's just not the right moment for a book you may come back to and love. Unless it's one of mine in which case WTF is wrong with you, keep reading, it's a heartbreaking work of genius.
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"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs" -CVS pharmacy drive-thru
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I've never applied makeup while driving, but I have eaten an entire rotisserie chicken.
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self-talk @Selftoself_talk
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👑 GeneX The King �.. @GenexBlazing
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Brian Bodor @Bodog96
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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
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