Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted
Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful twitter.com/search/from:de… Joined May 2010-
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I feel asleep, there was a tornado. Thanks for letting me sleep assholes. 😆
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Take that, mother’s love
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Who else is boring like me, and home on a Friday night?
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Sometimes you gotta fill the bathtub with rice and sit in it to fix yourself.
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🎵 I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because... I've had too much vodka, baby 🎵
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My son told me that his dad said he hates that I’m always so unbothered. Whoever speaks lunatic please translate!
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I like to pester my besties with pictures of food and boobs
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The way a woman's eyes shine when she's in love...
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Hockey in Canada...
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Is being awake at 4am still considered cool? If so, my bladder makes me the coolest 😎🤟
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Number one cause of headaches is people
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Absolutely no one: My 11 year old: so…do you and dad have recreational sex regularly?
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Do I like hockey or do I just like public booing? Tough to tell.
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How does making someone else unhappy make you happy? You're mathing all wrong there little buddy.
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If you can’t stand me at my slut posts you don’t deserve me at my meme and space posts.
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You gonna call me beautiful today or do I need to go to Walmart at 1am?
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At least I’m in your dad’s circle.
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Take that, mother’s love
Who else is boring like me, and home on a Friday night?
Sometimes you gotta fill the bathtub with rice and sit in it to fix yourself.
🎵 I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because... I've had too much vodka, baby 🎵
My son told me that his dad said he hates that I’m always so unbothered. Whoever speaks lunatic please translate!
I like to pester my besties with pictures of food and boobs
The way a woman's eyes shine when she's in love...
Hockey in Canada...
Is being awake at 4am still considered cool? If so, my bladder makes me the coolest 😎🤟
Absolutely no one: My 11 year old: so…do you and dad have recreational sex regularly?
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I get to see this cutie tomorrow 🩷
I haven't been home in a couple days and my mom just sent me a picture of my dog sleeping on my bed waiting for me...My heart is broken 💔
How does making someone else unhappy make you happy? You're mathing all wrong there little buddy.
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