The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Theci… Iowa, USA Joined April 2009-
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Do it.
just love her, the healing journey is exhausting
imagine having world peace and resealable cereal bags
may your day be filled with cheese and not anxiety
I'm over this working for a living.
You look like the type of person that says sammich …
Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
Those people who are looking forward to a happy afterlife should make sure to have some fun in this life . . . you know, just in case.
If I go missing don't come looking for me, it's just that I got inspired and left.
I could like you and still not contact you. I don’t like bothering people.
I want to align your heart, with my souls burning love, for you....
Got on my stationary bike to get some exercise and I knew I'd be sore the next day, just didn't know it would be my ass that would be sore, fucking seat is hard.
Personal targets are essential to growth. My target for today is not to make my coworkers cry.
If im your girl, my nickname better be pookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear with frosted whipped cream sprinkles and a cherry on top
My kids locked me out of the house when I was taking the trash bins to the curb. Don’t threaten me with a good time. I won’t come back
There can’t be enough demolition companies out there taking advantage of Koolaid Man.
Me, doing something embarrassing in public: Oh god. They’re starting to live stream.
Good things happen when you distance yourself from dickheads.
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Do it.
You look like the type of person that says sammich …
@TheCiscoKidder @samanthawitch1 It’s true, women can magically make other humans 💜❤️
Because men hate women so they hate God.
Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
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Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
@TheCiscoKidder People ignore God or blame him for everything while asking for everything from him so I argue some do treat women like God. They treat him like shit but expect unconditional love, like they do women.
Those people who are looking forward to a happy afterlife should make sure to have some fun in this life . . . you know, just in case.
If I go missing don't come looking for me, it's just that I got inspired and left.