Alfie @DownFrontArtist
There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk New York. Paris. Hollywood. Joined January 2010-
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You'll stop worrying what people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.
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Always remember nobody cares and you'll have the secret to life.
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Apparently my wife is home.
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Honesty is a very misused word nowadays.
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Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
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My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
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Some people you just know belong in your life. Simple as that
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Good luck to all of you who are pooping right now.
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How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6
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Regardless of what you believe, being inclusive is merely demonstrating basic decency to human beings.
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Back in the day carrying a briefcase meant you were an executive or that you rented a VCR.
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I’m mature enough to know that I have faults too. Just kidding, no I don’t.
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I know this sounds crazy but you can in fact smoke weed without telling everyone on the internet about it
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