Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu twitter.com/i/moments/1011… Joined March 2012-
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Me when the bartender brings my drink
Didn’t take 24 hours for the principal of the HS (it’s next door) to have to send one of his entertaining emails about Wawa:
Didn’t take 24 hours for the principal of the HS (it’s next door) to have to send one of his entertaining emails about Wawa: https://t.co/GRyFJbcPK6
It's not Elmo's bedtime yet but it's been a long week for Elmo. Good night, everybody. 😴
Passing the bar is cool and everything but I’d argue that you really become a lawyer the day you spill coffee on a document that you really should not have spilled coffee on
My daughter took the bar exam in a second state and just found out she passed. She has court at 3pm so I volunteered to stand in for her so she could go celebrate. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want the judge to think I’m unserious.” So anyway, I’m on my 2nd champagne.
Seeing Coach Saban on my television screen is so heartbreakingly beautiful. He’s so happy now and I’m so happy for him.
This man is just good at everything. It’s insane
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
I knew someone who shared a birthday with her brother, and their sister's birthday was the day before, and I always felt like that gave me way too much info about their parents
I guess I became a parent so I could hear myself say “what the hell is going on?” every day.
It's okay, facial recognition. I don't recognize myself anymore either.
Told kids last night I was sorry, that I failed the Bar, would have to do it all again. 6 y.o. (unprompted, still eating): "Well, you know what they say. Every failure leads you one step closer to victory." 😳😳😳 ❤️ Kid is smarter than I. ❤️
In hell, you're constantly helping stubborn old people with their electronics
Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 10lbs for the rest of your life.
My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office
Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now
My laptop: *cannot find printer* Me: *gesturing* look it's right there
What I said: HURRY UP! WE’RE LATE! What my kids heard: Nothing. Because kids don't listen.
Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
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I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 965 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
JV @jennvelarde
0 Followers 68 Following
Cesar Bhz @Cesar_bhz
7 Followers 3K Following
tizme @whosaiditnow
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Martha Washington @Snagglebeans
7 Followers 178 Following
Vince Vincent @VinceDuprez
151 Followers 470 Following I’m just a guy with big dreams of just wanting to meet the man on my profile and someday be like him. @stevenking
KingCourage @K1ngCourage
9 Followers 112 Following
Milind Gadagkar @milxind
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Courtney Schmidt @shmittylynn
324 Followers 2K Following Mom Wife Friend Writer Meatball-Eater. IVF/Infertility/Pregnancy loss #endgunviolence
Alejandra Hale @Alejand98847133
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Caramel_ @cocoa__77
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Danaë Fisher @DanaeRFisher
3 Followers 458 Following
Crystal Marquardt @CrystalMarquar1
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Hope Hyles @HopeHyles
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Minh Huynh-Le, MD, MA.. @MHuynhLe
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Toddler Advice Column @Toddleradvice
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Shar Baird @SharBaird
2K Followers 3K Following Washington girl in a New York world! Married, mom, grandma. Love the Seahawks💙💚Democrat Vote blue🌊🌊in '24 Cat mom 🐈⬛🐈 #BLM #LGBTQ+ ally NO DM's please
traveltriplet @LondontownLady
208 Followers 1K Following Fun, loving & sociable. Always looking for the next best thing! Love cycling, skiing and going on holidays. Love cocktails and food. Love life.
𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔪�.. @Pylae
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Rebecca Dexter Eddon @BeccyBobs
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bridizzle @briannasdiary
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Samet @SametAkar
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Jasmine @FoodieCheeks
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Ray Schostak @RVSchostak
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Shibseki @KraziiKilljoy
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Mjenn4518 @mjenn4518
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dalhog @dalhog
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Gracie Mariah @Mariah52501
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SeanP425 @P425Sean
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Kelly Craig @MsKellyCraig
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Elon Reeve Musk @EMusk42786
23 Followers 1K Following 🐦CEO / MNG 🚀I SpaceX CEO & CTO 🚘l Tesla CEO & Creator 👽I Occupy MARS 🪐I Multiplanetary Life 🔮I Hyperloop Founder
Lucas Kenny @kenny__lucas
38 Followers 1K Following I'm optimistic and warm and see everyday as a new beginning to life.
MM Surplus and More @MMSurplusMore
1K Followers 6K Following Wholesale/Liquidation Sales, Surplus/Damaged Stock, Garage/Yard Sales, Flea Markets, Auctions, Storage Units, Move Outs. -- REDS -- BENGALS -- UC -- Fan --
Rod @rod_miki85
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crypto eunicorn📉�.. @euniwong2689
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Sukunaa @sukunaa57148
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Simone Betka SIS Lond.. @simone_betka
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Lissa Wriedt 🦋 @lissawriedt
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Kevonte Barron @kevo57609
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Elon Musk @Elonmusk_65973
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Megan Ostner @mkostner4
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The Dad Club™ @thedadclub_
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Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
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Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 965 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Karen Lillie @Lillipad102
774 Followers 2K Following Assoc. prof, w/ PhD & JD. New Englander. 🎶, 📖, history, 🇬🇧 humor. Language policy, law, forensic ling., Indigenous lang. reclamation, juveniles. Words own.
ellieRN 🟧 @elliemom26RN
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Jeromie Oney @Jeromie_Oney
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LorazeKim ™ 🏴.. @_KimberleyAnna
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Wake up Sunshine @CyElBu
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Marianne Bachmeier �.. @QueenofDA100s
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Saturday Night Live -.. @nbcsnl
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40K Followers 14 Following Bettor Entertainment | On Stage in FL/AZ/IN/NJ/OH/TN/VA | Questions? @HardRockBetHelp | 21+ | Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
Bird Eckler @Birdeckler
2K Followers 3K Following Morsels of joy, mixed with sprinkles of outrage. Results may vary.
Ericasbestlife @EricaCampbell48
349 Followers 400 Following Doing my bit to make the world a better place - if raising 3 daughters to approach it with courage & empathy counts. Politics? - if I laugh, I’ll like.
Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_
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2K Followers 3K Following | She/Her | 26 | short and angry | yes, my father faked his death | book lover | spooky lover | $cpwoxman
therealdavearnold @therealdavearn1
2K Followers 5K Following Best daddy ever. Solo Attorney. I try to follow/follow-back JD's. Let's Go O's! Founding Member of 501(c)(3) Amelogenesis Imperfecta Foundation, Inc.
Jono @whoinvitedjon
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5K Followers 5K Following Just a guy. Packer fan and owner. Southpaw. Insatiable curiosity about almost everything. Loyal democrat and Biden supporter. Liberal AF.
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130 Followers 534 Following Maryland & DC family law attorney, mom of 3 (2 boys and a girl), beagle lover, go Nats! let’s go X! 🙅♀️ vamos 🇨🇴!
Elmo @elmo
606K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
🐝 BlueEyedBee🐝 @tattooed_bee
15K Followers 3K Following curvy, smart-assed, coconut/vanilla scented, CHD Mom 💙❤️, devoted better half, a renegade of funk, the office fanatic, wu-tang Killa bee🐝 ordained minister
Sheri 🇨🇦🫎�.. @NotsoScarySheri
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The Civil Rights Lawy.. @johnbryanesq
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3K Followers 3K Following Small business, real estate, and civil litigation firm. I am #lawtwitter and love #appellatetwitter. No legal advice, RT's not endorsements. Dog/cat mom, beware
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100K Followers 6K Following REAL LIFE: a novel (2020) FILTHY ANIMALS: stories (June 2021) THE LATE AMERICANS: a novel (2023) newsletter: sweater weather, https://t.co/6PnsSjw3ZO
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A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
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Sauvignon Black @barb_sl
1K Followers 2K Following Wife, J-school & Law Grad. Mom to the saltiest teen & toddler in the South. I know what I said. I said what I said I said what I said. #BidenHarris2020
Making an objection is all fun and games until someone asks “on what grounds do you object”
Me when the bartender brings my drink
Didn’t take 24 hours for the principal of the HS (it’s next door) to have to send one of his entertaining emails about Wawa:
The first Wawa in Alabama just opened up today. There were forty leven dozen people in there. I walked in and right back out.
Kicking off my birthday weekend with the good stuff, because I’m worth it. And speaking of birthdays, this is a mighty sweet 16 single malt. Here’s to completing my 58th trip around the sun on Sunday, and to all of you, ‘cause you’re worth it, too. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
It's not Elmo's bedtime yet but it's been a long week for Elmo. Good night, everybody. 😴
My daughter took the bar exam in a second state and just found out she passed. She has court at 3pm so I volunteered to stand in for her so she could go celebrate. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want the judge to think I’m unserious.” So anyway, I’m on my 2nd champagne.
Pretty much all the time im thinking about my friend who makes 65K bartending from June-September then spends the rest of the year living in an Airbnb and surfing in Puerto Rico ….. there are people living such cool lives
Happy Friday from Finley.
@Parkerlawyer …by the time she gets out of court you’ll need an Uber ride home..🥂..Councilor..good on her for being super focused ..👍⚖️x 2
A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
It’s a Falcons Friday. Imma go and grab some CFA breakfast and then immediately scoop up some breakfast from Wendy’s. Since we get to make dumb and unnecessary decisions.
Passing the bar is cool and everything but I’d argue that you really become a lawyer the day you spill coffee on a document that you really should not have spilled coffee on
@Parkerlawyer I love this for her and I love that you have clearly benefited from this as well. "Well done"—both of you.
@Parkerlawyer Good to see a post of you again! You had completely disappeared from my TL. Congratulations to yr daughter!
@Parkerlawyer Congratulations to you on getting her off your payroll! And congratulations to your daughter for passing the bar in a second state! My son just took his last final and will graduate from law school in May.
@Parkerlawyer Congratulations, my son-in-law was sworn into Mississippi bar association yesterday. His second bar to pass as well.
@Parkerlawyer This made much more sense to me once I realized you too are a lawyer 🤣🤣
never understood why a 2nd barzam was required for a 2nd state...reciprocity seems like a $5 lawyer word they should learn
My daughter took the bar exam in a second state and just found out she passed. She has court at 3pm so I volunteered to stand in for her so she could go celebrate. She said, “Don’t be ridiculous. I don’t want the judge to think I’m unserious.” So anyway, I’m on my 2nd champagne.
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