Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur twitter.com/search?q=from%… TN Joined September 2014-
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Kids who’d always eat the corner piece of cake are all in jail now
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If avoiding people at the store was a professional sport, I could be a 1st round draft pick.
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You can’t get a toy every time we go to the store, I tell my kids as I eye a new water bottle
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The fun thing about having kids is you get to relive all your childhood illnesses from strep throat to athletes foot
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In an unexpected turn of events yesterday, my husband tested the child locks on the car doors. “Laura, can you come and let me out?”
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When you have a big age gap between kids, "Oh, I forgot they do that at this age" becomes a commonly spoken phrase.
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Me, still tired after cup 3: “This coffee is broken”
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just filled my car with gas before the tank was empty everybody clap
I have to try to sleep tonight without my own pillow. I may as well just die.
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“Live your best life,” I say as I climb into my bed at 8:30 p.m. with a good book, a chocolate bar, and freshly changed sheets.
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It’s really nice and maybe a little sad how a little slice of cheese can really change the course of my day
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