Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined December 2010-
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Why I'm on my way to see your mom.
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This one may be a little old for your tastes @Bob_Janke
Can you imagine what it would cost to replace these rear tailights when a stone etc breaks them ? @Bob_Janke
@Bob_Janke there’s some consignment place up in Mundelein that has one of these. He’s overpriced by three grand. But man, this is a bad ass motherfucking ride.
The 17 year cicadas are coming!
I swear if a fad started where people began describing themselves as Mr. Snuffleupagus, tomorrow afternoon half of you would show up to school or work wearing a purple elephant trunk on your face
was this one of you guys?😁😂 @kickitupanacho @Bob_Janke
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Wife: do you love me? Me [practicing for serial killer auditions]: with all of my heart … and half of yours that I’m going to steal from your chest Her: you’re the sweetest thing 🥰
@Bob_Janke @winningatmylife She had Wessonality
@Bob_Janke She was the second most returning guest star on Love Boat.
@Bob_Janke Probably has the Spanish flu in it are whatever plague was around then.
@Bob_Janke Next they’ll be digging up the one we planted in high school.
@Bob_Janke She’s got Wessonality.
@Bob_Janke Noooooo I just answered this meme as one that scared me pretty darn good as a younger person. *Shiver*
I’ve done nothing exceptional, but that doesn’t disqualify me from being worthy of a cookie cake.
[collecting sweat] lol your secrete is safe with me
(buzz) let’s go recreational cannibalism for 1000, Alex (burp)
Most cults end up offing themselves so, you know...*taps watch*
Haven't really been right since I found out about the arrow in the fedex logo
I was broken hearted to learn my 8th grade crush was from a Revco family. We were Eckerds people, and those two groups didn’t mix.
If a juggalo helped your mother deliver you in a subway car, you are the one.
FYI, being moody and low-key self destructive is only attractive when you can play a guitar