Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Bonnie Scotland Joined October 2011-
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You're so vain, I bet you think this tower of burning skulls spelling out your name is about you.
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Angel "Why do people always assume you're a man?" God: Angel: God: Angel "So, why do they assume that?" God "Sorry, what? I wasn't listening."
You might think I'm angry but really I'm just using this to mask my even angrier anger.
So the prime minister looks around the UK, sees the key issues and... announces this? 🤯
So the prime minister looks around the UK, sees the key issues and... announces this? 🤯
Wilde Thingy retweeted
i won't say no if someone wants to make a powerpoint presentation
I project superficial nihilism and existential dread so as not to upset people with my underlying cheery optimism.
Them: There is nothing limiting you but the power of your imagination. Me *imagines a monkey wearing a hat* You're so right!
If God had genuinely wanted man to do DIY, why did he make men so fucking stupid?
The fine line between cancel culture and being called an arse by everyone for having dumb opinions.
Whenever I worry about going to hell, I comfort myself with the fact that I'll see you there 😍
Wilde Thingy retweeted
Is there anything that wouldn't be improved by being stuffed with cheese?
The evidence suggests that nothing is real. However, since that means the evidence itself isn't real, I'm not sure where that leaves us.
We're all meeting up at the White Hart later, if anyone wants to topple the west with us.
We're all meeting up at the White Hart later, if anyone wants to topple the west with us.
My favourite thing about my wife is that she is not shallow enough to ever pick a husband based purely on his looks.
Oh good, the humourless™ have found this, to insist I can never relax.
Oh good, the humourless™ have found this, to insist I can never relax.
Wilde Thingy retweeted
The problem with no longer being in your twenties is forgetting that you are no longer in your twenties
Can't wait until it's officially too late to stop apocalyptic climate change so we can all just relax.
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@wildethingy That's just tradition. Granted, Astek tradition but still, you're a man who respects the olden days when, automatically, everything was obvious better
Listening to my 7yo read a book about jobs in Medieval England. He stops & looks at me seriously. ‘Papa, what was it really like in Medieval England?’ ‘What do you mean?’ ‘What was it like for you growing up then?’ ‘I wasn’t alive then.’ ‘Oh.’ Carries on reading.
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I project superficial nihilism and existential dread so as not to upset people with my underlying cheery optimism.
@wildethingy Søren Kierkegaard liked to whistle Broadway showtunes when he walked the gnarly streets of Copenhagen.
@wildethingy my nihilism and existential dread are the cause of my cheery optimism. nothing matters and we'll all be dust in 200 years? excellent, then who gives a shit if i wear a onesie to the supermarket, and a wedding dress to the cinema, and eat 27 raspberries at once
i won't say no if someone wants to make a powerpoint presentation
Same…
I project superficial nihilism and existential dread so as not to upset people with my underlying cheery optimism.
There should be a limit on how many times you can retake your driving test. I reckon 5. If you haven't passed after that you clearly shouldn't be on the road.
@wildethingy They wouldn’t otherwise have the confidence they could actually do something without skill or training.
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