Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M twitter.com/search?q=from:… New York, NY Joined March 2017-
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It’s very rude of my wife to not tell me what the PTA meeting was about which both of us attended
@RYGdance 🤣 🤣 still is in the parent world
Before language was invented fire was called ow ow ow
A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wives saying, “no gifts Mother’s Day this year”
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Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests
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Couples therapy in India is attended by both the mother in laws
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“Breakfast is ready girls”, I screamed while still not sure of what to make... and that kids is how i turned into my mother
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Looking forward to the Mother’s Day video call with mom and having a hearty conversation with her magnified thumb
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Mother’s Day is still a month away
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Looking forward to the video call with my mother and having a hearty conversation with her magnified thumb
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In the Indian version of Cinderella, the prince’s mother knew it was her when the lid fit the Tupperware container
@__LaVieEnRose__ You should complain to his uncle and Ante
I hope the Hanta vaccine includes Ozempic because my body still thinks we’re in quarantine
Come on kids, let’s go to Home Depot and give mom a break ~Me every Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day
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How do you call your passed away relatives? My brother-in-lawn?
Dads, just relax women really mean it when they say, “no Mother’s Day gifts this year”
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