Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Communism, Hell Joined October 2018-
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Listening to "God Hands Job Blows From The Devil" with @benedictsred buzzsprout.com/1987276/149676…
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[first date] What’s your favorite color? No. What toppings go on your pizza? Yes.
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Heavy is the ass that farts
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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(Satan addressing new arrival) So you invented product stickers that can't be removed?? Well done my boy, well done! Also, I have the perfect ironic punishment for you
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very difficult to celebrate Christian do-gooding of any sort because I know there will ALWAYS be a part of it that is done in expectation of reward
You were too busy steering the conversation toward the lord to hear the voice of the spirit begging you to shut the fuck up. open.spotify.com/track/1yVX1hSd…
Might just fuck around and admit the ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face.
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I told you there were levels to my love so stop going up and move further down.
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What if we had foreskin for our teeth, and don’t say that’s what the lips are, fuck you that’s not what the lips are
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The way a woman knows within 5 mins whether a man has made a woman orgasm… (𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘵: 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩.)
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Me: I need healthcare British person: you need elfcare innit
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Am I the only one who sees ads for Smegmalatude and thinks it sounds like yeast infection medication for angry dick cheese?
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Ladies, if I ever start a tweet with “Ladies,…” keep scrolling because any advice that follows will have zero value to you.
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"You know what could use more melancholy? sitting" - The inventor of dedication benches
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• BOOK TWEET CALL • Send us UP TO 3 tweets MAX about BOOKS! Likes, Retweets, etc. Winners will be 🏆’d later. Ends at 8PM EST. ✨ Judges and tweets below: @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab @RiotGrlErin
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they faked little house on the Prairie
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I eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
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[first date] What’s your favorite color? No. What toppings go on your pizza? Yes.
@benedictsred You've worked so hard for this, 🙌 you about to get,
Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
I almost died but I did it. Unrelated: studs are important😐
yall im about to attempt taking down my 65” by myself so i can readjust the mount wish me luck🙃
(Satan addressing new arrival) So you invented product stickers that can't be removed?? Well done my boy, well done! Also, I have the perfect ironic punishment for you
@benedictsred i asked them today if they had almond milk then i asked if they had soy milk then i asked if they had oat milk and they said no.
very difficult to celebrate Christian do-gooding of any sort because I know there will ALWAYS be a part of it that is done in expectation of reward
@benedictsred The bylaws of board meetings should allow for “yea” votes, “nay” votes, and “fiendish cackling” as required
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