Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods. twitter.com/search?q=from%… United States Joined December 2020-
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I’m now the mom of a teenager new milf level unlocked
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An “All Hands” meeting implies that there are partial or no hands meetings.
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It’s national appreciate my boobs day!
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If I could go back in time, I’d go back and kill the guy who came up with the idea of management.
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I’ve never really been a believer in “good” mornings.. They all kinda suck.
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Life goal: become a ninja who uses stale pop tarts as throwing stars.
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Whenever I pass a disheveled man mumbling on the street I always play the game “Is It a Homeless Guy or Eddie Vedder?”
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Must feel good for a lock to get picked
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falling in love with jesus and getting the ick when he gets crucified
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The day you left us, was the day the whole world dimmed a little. But the sky stole back an entire constellation.
*Normal, natural, scientific event occurs Religious people: "See we told you we were right."
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It’s the sun, not Medusa! Look all you want! - eclipse intrusive thoughts
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Since today is Rapture morning I’m gonna need you to sign a few papers Nothing much just want to be sure your cars are taken care of in the apocalypse
Okay fine I'll do a photo with no face. *Posts dick pic
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Next time the lady bothers you just kick her in the testicles
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Tried bringing “sexy” back. Thanks to inflation the best I could bring back was “bangable when drunk”.
I'm one zoom meeting away from losing it. Unfortunately I have one more zoom meeting to attend.
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opening Heck soon, where you’re not bad enough for Hell and not good enough for Heaven
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