Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt
I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHN Your phone Joined December 2021-
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Current state + your favorite color. I’ll go first. Moody Blues.
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I just say out loud what you’re all thinking.
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Be obscene and not heard.
Missionary is only for attractive people. Doggy is for not having to look at the face.
Tell her she looks, “Fine.” Women love that.
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a dangly cross earring on a man is a red flag
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Men who can talk about their feelings are sexy AF. 🥰
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Bartender: let me call you a cab. Me (drunkenly): just call me Destry.
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Sorry I pointed at your ass when someone asked where they could find a flat surface.
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Seduce me with your integrity and character.
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gm
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The M stands for mask because that’s all I do.
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I refuse to finger you after you’ve eaten asparagus.
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NyQuil on the rocks, when you’re feeling sick but sociable
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Saturday night Twitter is so off the chain!
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Yes, I’d fuck a lamp like the one in A Christmas Story.
I’m not thinking about you. You’re thinking about me.
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Gonna start commenting on all the bot accounts…. 🐹H🐹A🐹M🐹S🐹T🐹E🐹R🐹 🐹I🐹N🐹 🐹B🐹I🐹O🐹
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Today's shout out is @LordOfFuckery Some of you get him, some don't. Some will agree, some won't. He's not perfect, but at he puts in the effort & grows. Uncomfortably honest, & funny. I respect him, glad to call him a friend. No, he doesn't owe me money. Go show him some love ❤️
@piccolobutt @LarrysTwin99 I knew it!!
@piccolobutt @hellpatrolfckry I KNOW! My ex wife was always so happy she couldn't talk for days
@piccolobutt How ugly is someone when you prefer their ass to their face?
@piccolobutt Doggy is for deeeeep penetration..... and for ugly people lol you're right
@piccolobutt It's his personality, not his looks. Oh, you meant me? 🤔🤣🤣
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