Natalie Would @_NatalieWould
https://t.co/gtvbRCGZLc x.com/search?q=from%… Witness protection Joined July 2021-
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Violence is never the answer, unless the Q is What turns you on?
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watergate opened the "-gate" floodgates.
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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
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Noem is currently trying to feed a kitten to an ATM
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when a guy says he doesn’t like girls who have tattoos I assume he means because he knows she’s at least 18
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proof that celebrities are murdering muppets in the name of fashion: thread
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I can have an awkward interaction with an ATM
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I’m determined to do anything I put my mind to after panicking first, during and after.
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I told you to install security cameras, you installed wind chimes, put that in the police report
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👏STOP👏CALLING👏'EM👏WEEPING👏WILLOWS!👏THEY'RE👏TRYING👏TO👏TURN👏THINGS👏AROUND!👏YOU👏AREN'T👏HELPING👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏
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That's weird, I don't remember leaving a coastal monastery burnt to the ground and relieved of all its gold and food stores. Weird. Thursdays, amirite?
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Some of us are already protesting against The Fashion Institute every day, in our own special way.
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i love shogun bc it reminds me of high school (everyone is threatening to kill themselves)
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looking forward to nostalgia for this moment i'm not enjoying
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Sometimes when my boyfriend and I aren't speaking, we have the dog deliver notes to each other I just got a message from the dog asking where the good mustard is
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Saying, “ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy” the whole time during sex.
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Playing a fun game of looking at old tweets and trying to guess if I was blackout drunk or just off my meds
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Of course you'll never be successful, you're not a wealthy pervert.
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There aren't enough rap songs about staying home and watching tv.
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