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Aunts and Mothers in Jane Austen novels:
Wilhelmina SLAY-ter!
I’m not saying Catholics are right but I am questioning how anyone falls for Evangelical shit. With Catholicism, you have to respect the aesthetic.
The fact that 21 years later we are still talking about this means the writers and actors on this show did their fucking jobs right.
The fact that 21 years later we are still talking about this means the writers and actors on this show did their fucking jobs right.
If I ever made 1/10th of that, you’d never see or hear from me again.
In lieu of showing kids pictures of infected genitals in sex ed, just remind them that they'll have to help their own kids with essays, science fair, and problem sets. Parenting is a "Billy Madison" situation where you re-do all 12 grades.
Wild that they use a picture of a character doing a full week of sex work to make this point. Vivan Ward was ON THE CLOCK!
Wild that they use a picture of a character doing a full week of sex work to make this point. Vivan Ward was ON THE CLOCK!
Club Chalamet after she fell out of a coconut tree
Everyone can go home now. She won this trend
Instead of a debate, the people running for president should have to drink Panera charged lemonade on stage.
“And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County Missouri!”
“And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County Missouri!” https://t.co/lmjiE26eTS
You’re telling me food prices are at an all time high, streaming services are doing ads, and free entertainment (Tik Tok) is getting banned? What’s that bit about bread and circuses?
Do you know what’s weird? When we compliment a home cook we say “wow, this tastes like it could be on a restaurant menu” but when we compliment restaurant food we say “it tastes like home cooking.”
Steve Brady was worse than Big. Big was awful but at least Carrie got property out of that situation. TBH, going from Steve to Che Diaz was a lateral move.
Steve Brady was worse than Big. Big was awful but at least Carrie got property out of that situation. TBH, going from Steve to Che Diaz was a lateral move.
I wore it out. By the time I got an iPod mini, I had to re-buy this on iTunes because my CD was so scratched.
I wore it out. By the time I got an iPod mini, I had to re-buy this on iTunes because my CD was so scratched. https://t.co/WHHoJc0HmP
how I’m warming up for challengers
Well, yes
If it is true, she may want to consider partnering with A24. (A 24 hour psych hold)
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whats your “THE” photo of a character behind the scenes
Prayers down.
NEW YORK (AP) — Harvey Weinstein's attorney says former media mogul has been hospitalized following his return to New York City jails.
We use to be a sue-happy nation!! What happened?! We need to get back to our roots because what the hell is wrong with y’all violating peoples privacy while they are at work, school, on the train, In the BATHROOM!? Let’s talk about THAT.
when i first went viral, i saw someone say "how much longer can someone talk about suits?" and the last 15 years of my wasted life flashed before my eyes
Congress be like:
We used to be a country. A proper country.
The year is 2017, you just paid $9.99 for a month of unlimited movies. You watch the LEGO Batman Movie 3 days in a row. You have no idea how any of this is sustainable, but you don’t question it. Life is good.
The diet coke
anatomy of a fall (2023) dir. justine triet
people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern
seeing how much the quality of pop music has declined since the 2000s-2010s is honestly crazy
Don't underestimate how much of a revolution is being literate. It's not all brute force. You need lawyers. You need to be able communicate in writing. You need to be able to understand what is being written. Young folks HAVE to prioritize boosting their reading comprehension.
hot girlfriend/ugly boyfriend combinations are commonplace. the reverse is like seeing a shooting star
doing this and poor things back-to-back is such an insane flex
Emma Stone as Whitney Siegel DESERVES that Emmy. Come on now.
It’s sad that there is a perfect form of protest that addresses everything the right way and solves the problems being protested and is serious without being threatening and peaceful without being frivolous, but no one is allowed to know what it is :(
Columbia University students think this dance will somehow ‘Free Palestine.’
I think it’s actually a good thing when wealthy college kids are concerned with social justice and global affairs. Poor people got shit to do, why not them
The Columbia protester diet: Students munch on Pret sandwiches, pricey nuts and sip Dunkin’ trib.al/8pdLpXS