Case @Cactuscali1991
spice woman. fun sized. millennial. nerd. 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇲🇽 twitter.com/search?q=from:… Pallet Town, CA Joined January 2022-
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slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems
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If I ever get stranded and need to be rescued: Me whispering: "snakes are poisonous." .................................................................. Twitter Rando: "ACTUALLY THEY'RE VENOMOUS"
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Might just fuck around and admit we knew we had the good things, but those never seem to last. Oh, please just last.
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welcome to the assumption club. i think we all know why we’re here
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ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using?
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using? https://t.co/72M4uElZDZ
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Fuck ______maxxing. I am TJ Maxxing.
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My depression is both manic *and* paralyzing, which has to be the least practical mutant power ever.
I’m sick of the govt putting lead and fluoride in the water… gimme drugs!
Me: "parodying a fact, joking with jokes" Every twitter rando:
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I'm not saying I support the death penalty for morning people, I just understand it.
My friend told me her and this guy have chemistry and I told her she was in her periodic table era and she didn’t laugh am I too online?
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S A U S A G E L I N K S I N BIO would be better.
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If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? Me:
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I hate all the dirty looks I get when I passionately eat watermelon.
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Healing or overrated, this is my revenge era
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I was taught not to lose sight of my goal, so I never take my eyes off my bed.
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Anyone know someone who is so so nice but if authories found 7 bodies in their basement you’d be like yep, checks out, or is it just me?
Me on Easter Island: "So these heads are made out of chocolate or....."
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@Cactuscali1991 Too bad semantics isn’t the antidote.
@Cactuscali1991 But you achieved full cuteness!
@Cactuscali1991 I was buggered either way dad's 5ft3 mums 5ft. I'm 4ft8.
Might just fuck around and admit we knew we had the good things, but those never seem to last. Oh, please just last.
POV: you're Twitter and I'm scrolling you while my cat politely demands attention with his claws
I’m a bad witch but in no universe has a libra ever been a good witch.
Which witch is which? Of course I’m a sandwich 🥪😂😂
hello sharks, i am not here to ask for money, but i am asking for one (1) bear.
I want to watch more J*rd*n P*terson videos so I can hone my decent accent of him for calling in to Office Hours but good lord I can't listen to that mothefucker talk for more than a few seconds it's torture
the lil keets
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
@Cactuscali1991 *slowly bites the side while making eye contact*
welcome to the assumption club. i think we all know why we’re here
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using?
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using ? Drogon
lol lmao even man said I’m sucking it in. Sucking✨what✨ in exactly? First pic is exactly one month and one day pp (timestamp included) and the second pic is almost a year and a half later. Don’t ever come for me✌🏼
be right there, hon, we gonna go eat ice cream & jump on the bed & be happy & shit
@Cactuscali1991 Maybe if your dad was shorter you would be 3”8?
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