Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley
Not your Mama’s #MarthaStewart Politics l Writing l Legal Studies l Art | Food l Love tinyurl.com/karlylifestyle New York, USA Joined November 2013-
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“By signing this, I acknowledge that me and the fellas deadass have read and thereby authorize the entire contents herein.”
If I ever draft a business partnership contract, just know the phrase “in cahoots” will be in there.
What if people stopped microwaving in 30 second increments and instead began using odd, random, and even prime number heating or reheating time segments? What then?
When you grow up with a monster in your life, you don’t recognize that not everyone has a monster.
oh you like gardening. name 3 hoes.
I can't do my job without immunity, either.
me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible
Can we just not do the whole fascism thing?
I worship the ground coffee you wake on.
At a certain point Mario has gotta realise that Peach chick has a thing for the bad boys and probably doesn't wanna be rescued
🚨 Barr inadvertently reveals that Trump called for executions on multiple occasions during his presidency. Barr mentioned that he didn't take these calls seriously, as Trump could be talked out of it before any executions were “carried out”.
Nodding out in court like you just left the methadone clinic is more of an indication of being drugged up than being passionate on a stage is
Nodding out in court like you just left the methadone clinic is more of an indication of being drugged up than being passionate on a stage is
Melania Trump is a cold-hearted, lazy, lying, vapid, gold digging, plagiaristic hooker but no woman should have to sit through a public trial that showcases how their husband is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater who would rather pay for sex. Damn.
Here’s the thing about @KristiNoem - Killing a dog callously is awful. - Killing it because it wasn’t trained is disgusting. - Bragging about in a book is stupid. - Attacking people for criticizing you is pathetic. - Wearing it as a badge to prove you’re tough is psychotic.
I never thought I’d agree with this guy but here we are
I never thought I’d agree with this guy but here we are
Welcome to the justice system. What did you expect?
Welcome to the justice system. What did you expect?
I am in shock that a lawyer stood in the U.S Supreme Court and said that a president could assassinate his political opponent and it would be immune as "an official act." I am in despair that several Justices seemed to think this answer made perfect sense.
Don’t ask me for directions in the office building unless you’re asking me to point you in the direction of the ones who bring the good snacks and are willing to share
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Sir Robert Levy 🎤 @levy_sir
22K Followers 12K Following LEVYLAND YouTube https://t.co/rHdCXIxysx . #MAGA 🇺🇸radio . comedian🎤🙏REVEREND BOB LEVY married to @themrslevy
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Granite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1
15K Followers 8K Following LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈
A Dad Influence @gbergan
7K Followers 2K Following Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts in this link ⬇️
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Aly @Alllyyyyy
210 Followers 1K Following
Ann Proud Democrat! @banannameadows
705 Followers 794 Following Proud Democrat, lover of freedom, human rights, and treating people with respect! No MAGA! No DMS! Mother, happily divorced with a beautiful daughter.
Marjorie - Ocean Stat.. @Ocean_State211
4K Followers 3K Following ❤ Earth, Equity. Politics, Science, Movies, Music, #Organizer 🙋🏾 #ClimateCrisis #BlackLivesMatter Snarky fb @george_clinton @hydroqueen211.bsky.social
🌻Joni 🇺🇸🇺.. @j_rene4
971 Followers 1K Following Avid Bruce & ESB fan. FUCK Trump and for everyone else Peace & Love ❤️ I stand with 🇺🇦 Gardner🌻Being a grandmother is 1 of my greatest joys ♥️ 🦅Phillies 🦅
Patty Strange @pss7247
740 Followers 1K Following
Joan Rosenberg @Lolly9849
291 Followers 397 Following
Cathy V 🆘 🌊 @ZPoet
36K Followers 34K Following Writer, Novelist, Poet, Accountant, and singer in a rock and roll band. Trump is STILL a CANCER on our society. #RESIST #FBR #voteblue No DM's
Lindsae @Lindsae509
1K Followers 2K Following Married to my best friend. Pug Mama of 3. 🐾 Gardener, Mary Jane, Democracy matters. 💙 🌊 NO DM'S. DF= Dumb F*ck for those MAGAs that are DFs.
Roger W. @Rdubtoyou
2K Followers 5K Following Likes: KC Chiefs, OSU Cowboys, womens softball. Dislikes: Fascism. Not interested in buying anything on Twitter.
PrayingAgnostic🏳�.. @EggzeezGhost
1K Followers 3K Following sorry I don’t usually answer DMs veteran, semi-retired educator, pissed off progressive https://t.co/A1x8tFxeUJ Pardon my crudity - rebuilding
Vatnices Percutienda .. @SeventhGuess
4K Followers 5K Following Physicist. Pro-democracy, anti-populism. 👍🇺🇦👍🌶
Magpie @Magpie1928
563 Followers 885 Following Pro-real patriotism. Anti-fascism. Anti-forced birth. Anti-propaganda. Anti-Trump/Putin. Ban guns, not books.
matthew charles @1900matt
699 Followers 2K Following And if I'm flying solo....at least I'm flying free! Definitely a red rabbit. ❤#PuertoRico He/Him/His
Serena Briggs @SBriggs52720
5 Followers 561 Following
DixieDemolition🐘�.. @CrazyBamaFan28
2K Followers 1K Following 21+ only Please Ret 187th FW Rock & Roller We are what has happened 2 us if you take away what has happened 2 me then I'd be someone different Bernard Edmonds
Steve Jennette @steve_jennette
117 Followers 878 Following Indiana University, Harvard Law. Trial lawyer 30 years, now teach in Native Yup'ik Village in Russian Mission, Alaska. Married to wonderful Inupiat lady!
✊🏾 @JJennah9
2K Followers 5K Following 💙💙💙💙I will follow you back as soon as I’m allowed. I check everyday. I’m also on Tribel and Mastodon for my backup. 💙#BLM ✊🏾
Bonnie Parker🐊 @BonnieMaeParker
949 Followers 823 Following Snappy SWFL🌴🇺🇸🦩🍷🦅 Natural Born Woman Lesbian. DM. ⚠️ Flirty, music lover! 💋✨UNFILTERED!
LORELL🌊🗽🏛️.. @LorellLair
21K Followers 21K Following Ordinary person. Political activist. #Resist #FBR Followed by @TeamPelosi @Rosie @funder @glennkirschner2 @TheDemCoalition and @justinbieber ...Wut?!!😍
Anthony Rupert @anthonyrupert
509 Followers 4K Following I don’t care if my friends are black, white, male, female, non-binary, straight, gay, lesbian, bi, trans, whatever. #ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @northgatetaste
deanharrel @deanharrel
134 Followers 255 Following
Enn Hanes @EnnHanes
1K Followers 1K Following If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. US Navy and National Guard vet. Lifelong liberal. Birb and hooman parent🌊🐦🏳️🌈🚢
Virginia Culbert -- n.. @VirginiaCu19341
700 Followers 1K Following My Twitter page had a white rose as my profile picture in honor of Sophie and Hans Scholl, founders of the White Rose resistance movement to Hitler and Nazis.
Lady Penelope @foodiewinoSF
13K Followers 2K Following Entrepreneur / Wino / Foodie / Thoughts From My Soul with a Dash of Humor! https://t.co/bVIuwds1PS
Peggy Gabour @peggy_gabour
5K Followers 2K Following beach wanderer, dog walker, nature enthusiast..news junkie
Arriadna 🗳️💙�.. @Arriadna
38K Followers 27K Following Liberal Dem💙🇺🇸, human rights, civil rights, a clean ☮️ 🌎✨ #LibertyTree🌳 🟦🟧 ✨💙🌊✨Resistance✨🚫DM’s ✨ #BidenHarris2024 ✨ 7of9🖖(fan)✨
susan delacerda @elsidthekid
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Phoenix Mimi @mimi_phoenix
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ReginaPhalange @Jordan666Ann
3K Followers 1K Following #RESIST Downtown. Motown. MY town. She/Her #BlackLivesMatter Stay-at-home astronaut Do not speak to me of your balls @ jordanann666 on 📫 @Jordan666Ann on 🐳
Tin Man🇺🇦 @tinmantc
2K Followers 4K Following Reluctant socialist. Committed pessimist. Uncomfortably woke. Everything that isn't about our imminent slide into an authoritarian abyss is a distraction.
Juli 💙🖖🏼🇺.. @JuliIndica
25K Followers 24K Following #ClimateChangeIsHere #VoteBlue #California 🧘🏼♀️ SciFi Nerd UCSD Media Communications #SEBSFRIENDS
Cindy Paquette @bluespherevic
1K Followers 196 Following Technical writer/editor who turns lots of complicated information into tight, compelling documents that drive understanding and decisions.
▫️◽️◻️⬜.. @Trishamott
8K Followers 8K Following ND gal living in an OR world. Trish The Dish from 107.5 KissFm #BreastCancer #Survivor Married💍to a Combat Marine Vet ❤FAM❤Being Alive❤Politics❤ #BRAVO 📺
Sara Smith @SaraSmi08677836
608 Followers 972 Following No DM's- will block. Survivor of violence. Supporter of people who help make the world better and kinder. Love critters of all kinds. Never tRumper.
Chuck Floyd 🏳️�.. @chuckfloyd
3K Followers 5K Following Likes & Retweets 🚫Crypto🚫SexBots🚫DM 🌊#BidenHarris24 #MeidasMighty #FuckGOP #BLM #VOTEBLUE🌊 #ITSTHEGUNS #🟧Gun Reform! I'm not religious but you do you!🌊
HappyToBeBlue 💙�.. @MonsterMarcia
14K Followers 14K Following Mom fighting White Supremacy & Misogyny of the entire GOP. I Support #BlackLivesMatter #MomsDemand #NeverAgain #LGBTQIA+ #PublicEducation #TheResistance #Vegan
sharon shepard @sshepard10
5K Followers 4K Following #Resist Proud Biden Supporter #BLM #BeKind #VoteBlue🌊💙#FBR #StillShePersisted
America, you in dange.. @voterrights4us
870 Followers 1K Following Spiritual being having a human experience. voting rights and human rights for all beings. ProChoice. LGBTQ+ ally. BLM Save American Democracy. Vote BLUE!
My Dog Ben & Cat Blue.. @Kimberly_SoFL
12K Followers 13K Following LET'S GET ON OFFENSE ALREADY AND STAY FOCUSED! #FBR #BLM #LGBQT🌈Ally #Atheist #BlueCrew 🌊 Former Chicagoan
mkh_hkm @mkh_hkm
417 Followers 936 Following Huge believer in our Constitution and Constitutional Republic.
Aleta @aleta_j1
2K Followers 2K Following Grateful to be vaccinated! Cat, nature & garden lover. #BLM. Thankful compassion & reason are back in the WH! Independent who voted all blue. INTJ 🚫DMs.
Caroline Winfield �.. @mydoggyruss
16K Followers 16K Following Ex-GOP. Mom. Fmr debutante. Vet’s daughter. Manhattan/CO. MS Forensic Psychology #Coach #Writer #MomsDemand #RESIST #FBR #PRU #Z9 #DemCastCO #ONEV1
BekSki💙🥂🎶 So.. @CrittersofAveB
2K Followers 2K Following Something Special Bath Bombs. https://t.co/91Fqp19pbD
Ann Lee 🇺🇸🇺�.. @ALJWS
11K Followers 11K Following Former Republican. I came here to connect with like minds & stayed for the info & snark. #NotBetterOff4YearsAgo #DozingDon #Cricket
SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 825 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Sir Robert Levy 🎤 @levy_sir
22K Followers 12K Following LEVYLAND YouTube https://t.co/rHdCXIxysx . #MAGA 🇺🇸radio . comedian🎤🙏REVEREND BOB LEVY married to @themrslevy
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue
18K Followers 4K Following Sarcasm and Anxiety. I love dad jokes and mom bods.
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
@itssherifield @itssherifield
13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
28K Followers 3K Following Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Gerald Shifrin @gshifrin
154 Followers 281 Following
Julie Elbers 💙🌊.. @JulieEl64678295
506 Followers 594 Following Mother of dog. 🐕 #Resistance #VoteForBiden #StrongerTogether
Sara Marbaugh @jsmarbaugh
856 Followers 1K Following REALTOR®️ Atlanta Fine Homes Sotheby’s International Realty
💙EternalBuddha3�.. @EternalBuddha3
3K Followers 5K Following Ridin the Blue Wave with Biden. 3x tour combat tour Army vet of Iraq. Proud Democrat. Liberal to the core.
Aly @Alllyyyyy
210 Followers 1K Following
John A Stewart @JohnAStewart7
3K Followers 5K Following Arts & Culture, Entertainment Technology & Science. Gambling News and Scams #Resist
Sean M. Byrd @byrdyman
1K Followers 2K Following “Former Legacy Verified” Real News Freelance Photojournalist, Sports Videographer Sports lover and Outdoor enthusiast. Tweets are my own opinion
Blue bird in Tennesse.. @Bird00414864
2K Followers 3K Following Blue dot in a sea of red but we are still fighting for Truth and Decency!
MiJD @micjojd
1K Followers 2K Following
Ann Proud Democrat! @banannameadows
705 Followers 794 Following Proud Democrat, lover of freedom, human rights, and treating people with respect! No MAGA! No DMS! Mother, happily divorced with a beautiful daughter.
Patty Strange @pss7247
740 Followers 1K Following
Brenda B. @BrendaBlazek
1K Followers 2K Following Political junkie and pursuer of the healing that is nature.
Asa 🟧🟦 #IamAnti.. @Ana2democratAsa
2K Followers 2K Following Democrat #Resister#ISupportUkraine #IHateTrump #stopgunviolence I'm from Brooklyn in the Nation Guard. I'm a proud #DEMOCRAT.🇺🇦🏳️⚧️🇺🇸 #STRONGERTOGETHER💙
Roger W. @Rdubtoyou
2K Followers 5K Following Likes: KC Chiefs, OSU Cowboys, womens softball. Dislikes: Fascism. Not interested in buying anything on Twitter.
Cathy V 🆘 🌊 @ZPoet
36K Followers 34K Following Writer, Novelist, Poet, Accountant, and singer in a rock and roll band. Trump is STILL a CANCER on our society. #RESIST #FBR #voteblue No DM's
Alicia M Miller @AliciaMMiller3
313 Followers 761 Following Student of History and Biology, author, Veteran, service dog trainer. Wife, mother working hard for Veterans with the VBA. Proudly owned by a borzoi and a cat.
R Thomas @rbbthomas
2K Followers 4K Following Love all dogs. Healthcare professional. Practice random acts of kindness. My Body. My Choice. No DMs #Resist 🐝😷💙🌊🌈🐾💖🇺🇦🌻💔🇳🇮
🌻Joni 🇺🇸🇺.. @j_rene4
971 Followers 1K Following Avid Bruce & ESB fan. FUCK Trump and for everyone else Peace & Love ❤️ I stand with 🇺🇦 Gardner🌻Being a grandmother is 1 of my greatest joys ♥️ 🦅Phillies 🦅
LBo #3...😊🩵💛.. @frickingnuts
803 Followers 2K Following 💯% Democrat... 🚫maga 🐃💩... LGBTQ✌️... Abortion is Not murder! 🙄👎🖕
Marjorie - Ocean Stat.. @Ocean_State211
4K Followers 3K Following ❤ Earth, Equity. Politics, Science, Movies, Music, #Organizer 🙋🏾 #ClimateCrisis #BlackLivesMatter Snarky fb @george_clinton @hydroqueen211.bsky.social
dfrntdrmmr @dfrntdrmmr
47K Followers 41K Following I'm a married father and grandfather interested in politics, ethics and social responsibility. No DMs or lists please. #FBR #Resist #ScottishIndependence
MamaDawn @dawnbullion
3K Followers 4K Following 🌊 🌊 💙 I’m just a liberal human trying to make this world a better place for my children and your children~ US Army Veteran. #BLM 🏳️🌈
Jill 🟧 💉💉�.. @jillmotorfreak
2K Followers 2K Following 👊 ❤ Biden Admin. Resister against seditious GOP. Lover of most all motorsports, favorite driver Nascar: #22 Joey Logano, Indycar: Scott Dixon, F1: Max V
Joan Rosenberg @Lolly9849
291 Followers 397 Following
Lindsae @Lindsae509
1K Followers 2K Following Married to my best friend. Pug Mama of 3. 🐾 Gardener, Mary Jane, Democracy matters. 💙 🌊 NO DM'S. DF= Dumb F*ck for those MAGAs that are DFs.
Kenan @Bsquirrel52
3K Followers 2K Following Woman with a cause 💙The Fight for Democracy will be my full time job 4 the next year! MY CHILDREN WILL NOT LIVE IN AN AUTOCRACY ON MY WATCH! FVCK MAGA! NO DM’s
Laura Fisher ✍️ @LauraFi79649513
570 Followers 1K Following #HandMarkedPaperBallots. I am against trump because he is a man of horrid character. I enjoy gardening, birds, movies, cars & my human and animal family.
David Hochman @dhochman
218 Followers 110 Following Consulting in tbed (technology-based economic development). If I "like" a political post that you don't agree with, too bad!
Clinton Veach @theRealWabu
1K Followers 1K Following
bsamm @BonerPunch
158 Followers 392 Following Can be inappropriate at times. Always question everything. My opinions and memes are my own unless I steal a meme from someone else.
Cindy Paquette @bluespherevic
1K Followers 196 Following Technical writer/editor who turns lots of complicated information into tight, compelling documents that drive understanding and decisions.
Magpie @Magpie1928
563 Followers 885 Following Pro-real patriotism. Anti-fascism. Anti-forced birth. Anti-propaganda. Anti-Trump/Putin. Ban guns, not books.
Ron Pokov @RPokov
115 Followers 163 Following
Tony Hardin @antonio65
215 Followers 1K Following
Di'Rico L. Baker @DiRico_Rants
6K Followers 5K Following Marine Corps Vet / Host of Di'Rico Rants: Livestreams will be on TikTok @diricorants / Reviews on YT and Twitter / Sponsor: https://t.co/S8Vl1Pf9qo
deanharrel @deanharrel
134 Followers 255 Following
SDiddy @mellogizmo
184 Followers 543 Following
Phoenix Mimi @mimi_phoenix
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Bridges Holland @Hollander66
1K Followers 318 Following@karlykingsley @Trishamott Or Wine !
@karlykingsley 😂 Gurl, thank you! Some people took this post way too seriously…
“We estimate that approximately 450,000 Russian military personnel have been killed or wounded, and tens of thousands more have already deserted since the start of the conflict.” ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-estima…
@Mardigroan @karlykingsley Depending on what I am nuking, my ☢️ times are consistently…7, 27, 34, 36, 40, and 41 or variations thereof as necessary. Only Very Special people will understand.
Bill Barr keeps giving us reasons to never read his book.
Every dog with Republican owners today.
How exactly does one mistakenly pack ammunition in their vacation luggage?
@MarshaBlackburn Free speech. The violent ones should be disciplined. The non violent protestors should be allowed their first amendment rights.
@MarshaBlackburn Students who protest are exercising their right to free speech. Those who resort to violence or threats of violence should be expelled. Not all protesters- in fact it's only a minority- resort to violence or threats of violence. And cherry-picking images won't change that fact.
Four documents, 13 review questions, one quiz, and two finals are all that stand between me and a second degree. Hoping to have most of that knocked out today. Heaven is for closers.
“By signing this, I acknowledge that me and the fellas deadass have read and thereby authorize the entire contents herein.”
If I ever draft a business partnership contract, just know the phrase “in cahoots” will be in there.
What if people stopped microwaving in 30 second increments and instead began using odd, random, and even prime number heating or reheating time segments? What then?
When you grow up with a monster in your life, you don’t recognize that not everyone has a monster.
me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible
Dear MAGA, If Trump supports Biden over RFK, Jr. And Trump asked RFK, Jr. to be his running mate Then Trump would be ok with Biden as his running mate.
One of the best analyses was described in a Trump interview by @meiselasb from the @MeidasTouch. It wasn’t just a rumor the world was laughing at Trump. It was true. Such a difference with President Biden, who holds the world’s respect.
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