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No more dating for me. We going on a trip and at the end we’ll either be in love or hate each other.
Please take this as a completely serious warning. If the Supreme Court of the United States gives Trump the immunity he is seeking, America has ended. Even when Trump loses in November, the executive office will be distorted beyond recognition. De facto ,actually de jure,…
"i would have died for your sins, instead i just died inside." TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT writing this after being ghosted by MATTY HEALY is so embarassing and it's why i will never stop listening because i unfortunately understand.
Everything should come with a side of cake.
It feels good to be able to put a smile on someone's face just by being yourself 🤍
Can you ever fault a person for trying too hard?
Unpopular opinion: Twitter friends can be real friends. Fight me.
I don’t think I’m in the market to sell my soul, but I’d shop around for some potential trade-ins.
If it ain't got subtitles, I'm not watching. Can anyone else understand a show better with the subby-ts on? I'm not hearing impaired. It just... helps? Is it another ADHD thing!?!
Animals are born with a natural camouflage to keep them safe. My pale skin and black and grey tattoos would keep me safe in a pile of newspapers.
Keep me in your prayers… Nothing has happened to me , I just want you to think about me 😁😋 Good night everyone 🫶❤️
It's not always your fault, some people are just awful.
I love getting into a clean Uber because it’s nice to know how kid-free people live.
It’s called soda, not pop. Everybody knows that.
My biopsy was BENIGN!
Bullets dodged
My trainer said that I have to stop referring to Reese Cups as protein bars
It's a shame I'm single all this home cooking and late night cuddling going to waste. 😏😉
What wine pairs best with having a hormonal teenage daughter?
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66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dmtazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsndvision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 985 FollowingClaire Behind The Hai.. @urmumsausername
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64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslandersCrissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)Lyfe of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley
30K Followers 13K Following True Taurus. This is where I say whatever I want. No filter. Single AF. @ThatGirlRyley My bestie is @luvhugnkissesⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
57K Followers 6K Following Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
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39K Followers 2K Following A pocket full of dreams and a mind full of mischief. Blissfully dissatisfied. https://t.co/ClBlIxwIfrLottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie
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6K Followers 2K Following She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Reviewer of weird books. Don’t touch meDarling Nikki @I_knew_a_girl_
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5.5M Followers 155 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)Accidental Chair @bvb1123
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315 Followers 1K Following Still a self-proclaimed nice guy. I hope to garnish life. Spell check is my jam.Bryan🎖Finally @LastChanceBryan
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2K Followers 3K Following 44 yo sport and news enthusiast. Cubs, UNI, Chiefs, Wild. 🔞 #nsfwtwt, #gamblingtwitter, #catsoftwitter.Ms. Mouth Hugs, Danie.. @DanielleLuvsBJs
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Just a reminder that The Mummy will be back in AMC theaters this weekend and you can bet I'll be going to see it.
If the cast of "The Mummy" wasn't part of your sexual awakening, you're lying.
@QueenVofCoffee Seals rape penguins. I can never get that image out of my head.
@ScoutLaroo There was a documentary not too long ago on Netflix. Longest 3rd date. The third date was a trip to Costa Rica, and thanks to covid, they got stuck together for 3 months there. They got married so I like the plan.
No more dating for me. We going on a trip and at the end we’ll either be in love or hate each other.
The way he searches for the tea set knowing all the while.
@ask_aubry Access to birth control has been a massive boon to women's status in society (probably why so many oppose it) and it leads to better outcomes for children and has a positive impact on society as a whole. jec.senate.gov/public/_cache/…
@ask_aubry Don't tell this child. He'll have a cry😭🤣
@ask_aubry I use it for horrible period symptoms. I’ve often told being in pain is part of being a woman. And I want to scream at all of them that no, we were just expected to deal with pain and keep going. Pain shouldn’t be a part of being a woman 🤷🏼♀️
My presidential campaign will start soon. Top line items : -May the 4th is a National holiday -The Super Bowl needs to be played on a Saturday so we aren’t hungover Monday morning -Dogs. All the dogs. And donuts. -National ban on black licorice -And lightsabers for…
Doing as the Dr said. Kids are at school/ nursery. I'm going to eat these and then do absolutely nothing Crumpet appreciation!
Please take this as a completely serious warning. If the Supreme Court of the United States gives Trump the immunity he is seeking, America has ended. Even when Trump loses in November, the executive office will be distorted beyond recognition. De facto ,actually de jure,…
"i would have died for your sins, instead i just died inside." TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT writing this after being ghosted by MATTY HEALY is so embarassing and it's why i will never stop listening because i unfortunately understand.
This dude: you should be grateful I didn't s3xually assault you.
@ask_aubry He confused dating app with "hating app."
@ask_aubry It's almost like they don't actually want to find someone. The bios are always the complete opposite. Who is he expecting to attract?