eddie @eddiebolland
mad Forest fan .forever red!! Joined August 2012-
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Two sperms are swimming around inside a lass. One says, "Are we at the egg yet?" The other replies, "Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..."🤣🤣
I’m not saying my wife’s a light sleeper, but if a snail clears it’s throat in next door’s garden, she gets restless.🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself, she rejoiced. 😇
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and says: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.🤣🤣
Remember when everyone realised wrestling was fake !! Football reminds me of that now !!! #corruptfootball
Thought of the day for the ladies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Any woman who wants a husband obviously hasn't had one before!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ms Zara Bukake 🏴�.. @_benefit_monkey
17K Followers 16K Following I am the ghost of Zara Bukake, if there are tweets on here I’m probably on the Twitter naughty step.
Thumper Thorpe @Richard75595792
59 Followers 101 Following Navy Veteran, AFC BOURNEMOUTH supporter. Pronoun Dinosaur.
Peter SNAFU 🇬🇧�.. @PeterPendlebur2
2K Followers 2K Following Consulting engineer and professional Yorkshireman. There can be only #oneyorkshire. No DM's unless I know you, thanks. GETTR: petepend
Darcie Olszewski @darci_olszewsk
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Joana Ureno @UrenoJoana49405
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spanners 21 @MartinSkeat
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Monk 2 @billyWhizz6397
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Harmony @Harmony1640845
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Pearl Gard(i)ner @PearlNer62798
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Zoran Šakotić 😎 @z_tumac
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Destiny Nellums @DestNellu
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DEAN 🇬🇧 DEATH B.. @DeanHaupt
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Dean 🏴.. @Dean_Unleashed
10K Followers 10K Following Born in Lancs, Londoner for 35+ years, English patriot and PROUD , Brexiteer, despise EU, love Europe. Anti Woke & MSM, Defund the BBC. Stop illegal migrants.
Kevin Marriott @KJMsport57
3K Followers 765 Following Kindness is not weakness. Views my own. Family first. RIP my beautiful brother Nige 💔 #covid
Kathryn Barnes @kathrynbarnes45
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Tabes @tabor1000
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Gina @mathewsgina75
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Marc Antony @marcwood2970
2K Followers 1K Following It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop.
Fabforest🌟🌟 ❤.. @FabForest
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Jenna Salman @salman_jen58092
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Jonny Heywood @JonnyHeywood
1K Followers 4K Following #NFFC #NFFCFamily #FTID Also been known to play a bit of #FM and on the odd occasion look at the weights in the gym #HimToo
Momma Sandra @MommaSandr40313
144 Followers 4K Following SWIPE UP AND DM ME WITH YOUR CASHAPP TAG,PAYPAL ZELLE VENMO APPLE PAY CHIME OR BITCOIN WALLET TO GET BLESSED IMMEDIATELY🎁💝😁
Barbara @barbara82ward82
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Timothy Shipman @TimothyShi50957
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Clogger NFFC @sjlitchfield
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Anh Sethi @AnhSethi23967
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Chris Weaver @ChrisIWeaver
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Daniel Elsey 🏹 /// @elsey_daniel
671 Followers 1K Following Nottingham forest & Rangers fan, Adidas, SPZL, Ma Strum and pins.
Mary @grady75mary
402 Followers 3K Following
Lauren Stangel @LaurenStan49144
182 Followers 3K Following
Omega Star @OmegaStar78
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G @GusTay5999
18K Followers 17K Following RAF Veteran and I'm proud to be 🏴 & 🇬🇧 #Gamer #ProBrexit #Military #NeverLabour #ManCity
Laiba Fernatt @FernattLa
18 Followers 3K Following
Peter SNAFU 🇬🇧�.. @PeterPendlebur2
2K Followers 2K Following Consulting engineer and professional Yorkshireman. There can be only #oneyorkshire. No DM's unless I know you, thanks. GETTR: petepend
Thumper Thorpe @Richard75595792
59 Followers 101 Following Navy Veteran, AFC BOURNEMOUTH supporter. Pronoun Dinosaur.
Andrewschof 🐝 @andrewschof
159 Followers 320 Following Doesn't take twitter seriously. Creator of @nwsophotos. Tweets contain. Spelling mistakes. Bad Grammer, sarcasm, my potty mind & not in that order.
spanners 21 @MartinSkeat
161 Followers 144 Following just a normal bog standard guy trying to find the meaning of life
Monk 2 @billyWhizz6397
1K Followers 917 Following Ordained as a Buddhist monk in North east Thailand, spending 6 months of the year in England and 6 months on my Farm in Thailand
Nick @nikos787
2K Followers 3K Following #NFFC season card holder. Don’t talk to me about politics. All parties are the same, SHIT
Timothy Shipman @TimothyShi50957
43 Followers 475 Following
Zoran Šakotić 😎 @z_tumac
12K Followers 11K Following Kontroverzni sudski tumač * Court Accredited Interpreter /Translator 🇬🇧, 🇮🇪 & 🇬🇷. Pro-Vax, Opera fan, Only Friends 🇷🇸 🇺🇦🌊🌈 🏝
Dean 🏴.. @Dean_Unleashed
10K Followers 10K Following Born in Lancs, Londoner for 35+ years, English patriot and PROUD , Brexiteer, despise EU, love Europe. Anti Woke & MSM, Defund the BBC. Stop illegal migrants.
DEAN 🇬🇧 DEATH B.. @DeanHaupt
6K Followers 6K Following BRITISH AND PROUD AND ENGLISH 🏴 TILL I DIE . LEEDS OF COURSE. MUST BE FAR RIGHT HOOLIGAN 🇬🇧 AS I LOVE MY COUNTRY
Kevin Marriott @KJMsport57
3K Followers 765 Following Kindness is not weakness. Views my own. Family first. RIP my beautiful brother Nige 💔 #covid
Jonny Heywood @JonnyHeywood
1K Followers 4K Following #NFFC #NFFCFamily #FTID Also been known to play a bit of #FM and on the odd occasion look at the weights in the gym #HimToo
Marc Antony @marcwood2970
2K Followers 1K Following It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop.
Tabes @tabor1000
7K Followers 7K Following Hate EU - Love Europe and patriotic 🇬🇧 . Dislike of PC and Woke Brigade, only like snowflakes in winter!
sam_the_1amb🌸🌸�.. @sammylamb5
6K Followers 6K Following Just an awakened person trying to get through this madness we call life and to find like minded people that see through all the lies...no dm’s please..😜✌❤
HL:) @HL38184227
7K Followers 7K Following Joined Twitter because I'm worried about our future in the light of Covid. It's time to get back our freedoms.
Richard @Richard91929614
9K Followers 8K Following The world faces tough times. I stand with all those trying to speak the Truth! That is the only reason I'm on here. In a world of lies truth is the enemy.
Daneel Olivaw @honeybadgeronyt
8K Followers 7K Following #BackBoris - Don't like Labour Party, Follow back , LOVE Dogs 🐶 - Chromosomes XY - NO fascist! - Voted for Boris in 2019 - Don’t like 🦘courts! Yorkshire Rules
PetesDragon 🏴�.. @PetesWeeDragon
2K Followers 2K Following Hate what the SNP have done to Scotland.
Barbara @barbara82ward82
2K Followers 4K Following
Evertonian. @TheEvertonian78
5K Followers 5K Following Watcher of football, commenting as I go. Everton fan but all opinions remain unbiased & honest as possible. Only respond to genuine conversation, no dickheads
Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport
52K Followers 6K Following 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.
RupertTrousers @RupertTrouserz
126 Followers 118 Following https://t.co/RPfNsczMGJ I guess we'll just have to adjust
Clogger NFFC @sjlitchfield
2K Followers 3K Following Freelance Journalist/ NFFC / Notts CCC / Trent Rockets / Veggie / Runner / Buddhist - I hope nobody’s stupid enough to write us off
Paula Tucker @PaulaTucker57
1K Followers 2K Following Proud to be British🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Fighting for womens rights for our daughters and granddaughters 💕stop the boats 😡 helping our iconic hedgehogs 🦔🦔🦔
CelticGhirl 🍀 @celticghirl1607
61 Followers 224 Following My World consists of Family, Missy my wee terrier & Celtic Fc 💚🍀💚
Gary @garywaggintails
165 Followers 219 Following Owner of Abington Dog walking mostly taking pictures of Northampton,dogs,nature,travel and life NFFC COYR @NFFC
Omega Star @OmegaStar78
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G @GusTay5999
18K Followers 17K Following RAF Veteran and I'm proud to be 🏴 & 🇬🇧 #Gamer #ProBrexit #Military #NeverLabour #ManCity
Ryan 🍊 @RJBTalks
103 Followers 226 Following 🙏 🧠 💭- Dx with RRMS 2023 - Do not take vaccines 💉 5G MUST GO - It’s all lies - ProudFather #Hannah #MultipleSclerosis #AVFC
Louis XIII @GoodKingLou
272 Followers 311 Following Ghost of IvorNappyon. Nuked again. Sweet dreams comrade.
"Embarrassed" By Male.. @embarrassed45
3K Followers 1K Following Proud small UK Charity. Raising awareness & reducing embarrassment of Male Cancer. Donate to our next campaign. https://t.co/BiajZuTqsj
Tony Aspinall @oldsilvertone
3K Followers 3K Following Ex Army 27 Regt RA /47 Air Dispatch R.C.T. Love Dogs, Strong Tea & 50s. Home Town #Southport Lancs. Love Ken Dodd & Lucille Ball Pro-Life. .NO DM's Thank You
KirDeker @KirDeker
216 Followers 115 Following Not only coping but reveling in my gloriously bad decisions... :-)
Richard Withers @Richard83921461
2K Followers 2K Following
Chris @Haveeyes2see
665 Followers 2K Following
PlashMill Press @PlashmillPress
56 Followers 112 Following
Good morning my beautiful feckers 😏😘, on my first coffee so speak quietly, thank you for the sunshine back and have a great Saturday ☀️😜
@eddiebolland So choke on that you phucker!! 🤪
Nicola Sturgeon had one too many Tennent's Supers at Humza's leaving party...
Focusing on the positives from yesterday. Found some fabulous new boozers in London #lufc
Then you make that sound because it too hot. Ahh hahh gahh mmm ahh grllll shhhish errrvv mmm
I'm being healthy. Not going to have any more than 1 scoop.
@eddiebolland Feel free to repost if you see it as worthy to do so 🤩
@eddiebolland My Dog has recently swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble Tiles: Naturally we took him to the Vets to get him checked out But…No Word yet…😳😬
@Sweettalkin53 That could easily be one of your creations Donna 🤩🤩 @eddiebolland
@eddiebolland @PeterPendlebur2 I am not sharing this with my Wife. Just a thought. Why is there a golfing and fishing emoji, but not an ironing or hoovering emoji ? That’s a bit sexist isn’t it ?
Just block me. It's easier 👋👋🤣🤣
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