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cmon man you can see the spirit of the warrior burning in my eyes, just honour the fucking coupon
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they should invent a bad rainbow. like one that says “things will get worse”
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At McDonalds looking at the menu through opera binoculars.
“let’s go indoor rock climbing” yeah that sounds great maybe after that we can watch outdoor tv
what does it say about our country if the cookie monster can’t even afford a cookie
what does it say about our country if the cookie monster can’t even afford a cookie
helen hunt would walk right into that no problem
helen hunt would walk right into that no problem
why is nobody stopping them
why is nobody stopping them
what about the merriams, mariams, and miriams
what about the merriams, mariams, and miriams
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Okay but what if DUNE was a comedy? Fan trailer by yours truly.
ITYSL accounts in the mentions
ITYSL accounts in the mentions https://t.co/cjr0UXYTmg
i wore a band’s shirt to their concert and they called me up on stage to beat me with their instruments
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Let’s go on a date and get hot dogs and dangle our legs over the edge
Let’s go on a date and get hot dogs and dangle our legs over the edge
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The cenotes, a crucial source of water for the Maya, form a ring across the Yucatán peninsula, mirroring the enormous crater left behind by the Chicxulub impactor that drove the dinosaurs to extinction. Please mind that gap as you wheel your 7 pounds of ketchup to the checkout.
The cenotes, a crucial source of water for the Maya, form a ring across the Yucatán peninsula, mirroring the enormous crater left behind by the Chicxulub impactor that drove the dinosaurs to extinction. Please mind that gap as you wheel your 7 pounds of ketchup to the checkout.
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i love living in the Stupid Future
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he is actually so much fun I must make more
Eternal Rat Prism - a fun activity for school children 🙂
This was some of the most beautiful character design we'll ever see. Look at this guy. This is a fourth grader.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
cmon man you can see the spirit of the warrior burning in my eyes, just honour the fucking coupon
I bet there were actually a lot of police there
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
@PleaseBeGneiss that's the one with the colour bands reversed, which is pretty much unrecognizable from a happy rainbow
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sorry but @NILES100 and i know how to throw a party
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