cory @coolmathgame_
suck my Big Stupid Ass College Station, TX Joined April 2021-
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it sucks that i can’t name my son adolf hitler. because some guy a long time ago ruined it
god it must suck to be french. coming home from eating snails all day and finding out your wife is smoking cigarettes with another man
hey look at your keyboard. why are there so many letters on it, what the fuckkk. pretty sure there’s only 12 in the alphabet. what is all of this shit
[to the guy using the bathroom stall] you doing anything after this
stopped using social media and my life has gotten so much better. instead of twitter and instagram i go downtown and do a bunch of crack and yell at people
if anyone is wondering what they should do around 5-7 pm you should check out dinner
[walking up to some people who don’t know me] are yall talking about me. are yall saying that i stand weird and look weird
fuck my life. just found out my ai girlfriend just cheated on me with microsoft word
got fired as an air marshal because i kept showing everyone my gun immediately upon boarding the flight
me: i’m proposing to my gf sonic the hedgehog: that’s awesome man me: i need a ring lol sonic: *nervous* haha me: *pulling out a baseball bat*
started posting shit like “working hard is so fun” on my linkedin and my boss keeps asking me to hang out
[staring through the crack in the bathroom stall] hey whats up man do you want to hang out with me later [trying to open the door] do you vape
[to the person sitting next to me on my flight] where u headed
[coach pulling me aside at basketball tryouts] look im sorry but you’re just not round enough to be a basketball
(trying to leave the apartment in a point and click game) I can't go out now. My opps are waiting. I can't leave while those busters are waiting outside for me. My opps are right outside... better stay in for now.
getting into a brutal wreck on the highway at 70 mph that kills me instantly and when the cops check my phone this is the first thing they see
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@coolmathgame_ After putting in your two hours at the baguette factory.
pacing in my room, listening to Lose Yourself by Eminem. I’m about to confront my psychiatrist for treating me like a damn freak
kareem abdul jabbar and olivia rodrigo sitting far away from each other at the lakers game, possible beef?
just got picked first overall in the going to the bars and talking to 0 women draft
i love living in the Stupid Future
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