jame @kloogans
cat haver Joined March 2015-
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british people make me so angry. every time i hear "oh my days" i go over to my neighbor's house and key his honda accord a little bit
i'm no longer a weed smoker so i have no idea what to do today. i just grabbed a bird out of the air and gave it a little kiss
we should get an hour of recess at work. i want to go outside and play
the potatoes in my pantry when they start sprouting and wont be eaten
me closing a deal with the keebler elves to put asbestos in the cookies
me when the chili's manager asks me to stop eating the moist towelettes
rebuilding every carburetor within a 25 mile radius
rebuilding every carburetor within a 25 mile radius
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this thing is gonna show up to my house with a gun
i miss her so fucking much
i miss her so fucking much
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tate @50FirstTates
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big boy online @idonotbleed
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i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
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fredesque @FredTaming
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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
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@kloogans My fault, I offered him one... In my defence, I didn't think he'd take it 😶
@kloogans Go 70's parent and make him smoke the whole pack
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