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cops: they don’t seriously expect us to follow the law for every single person we arrested right
cops: they don’t seriously expect us to follow the law for every single person we arrested right https://t.co/kmy9tCVex0
Hello and welcome to movie phone You have selected
The hero we need
Is that because it's not illegal to be on your own campus
Is that because it's not illegal to be on your own campus
[seeing an adult man] Wow. Like Bluey's dad
The baba has started to walk about like an auld fella
Scrolled past this like 10 times without realizing who posted it
Scrolled past this like 10 times without realizing who posted it
Hey @MrBeast, Alex Goldman here. I was thinking about a product I would like to collaborate with you on: it’s a bread making kit called Mr Yeast. I would like 20% of revenue. DM me for details.
is that fucking goblin mode on this shit
is that fucking goblin mode on this shit
the new greek alphabet
Teen slang tier list S - lock in, rizz A - my bad, W, queen B - yap, ate, goat C - skibidi, bruh, cap D - fruity, gyat, mewing F - alpha, beta, sigma, bop
hope you don’t mind my yapping
Disappointing youth slang update: bop now means slut. I love the word bop and we didn't need another word for slut, so it brings me no pleasure to report this.
high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.
high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
Does everyone know the name of the painting this meme uses because it is very funny in this context I promise
Esther S @AICreativeLife
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Lindsay @llrjerseygirl
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Jordan Keagle, Ph.D. @jkeagle
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Lee C @leenizz
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Katie Leigh @katieg53
143 Followers 317 Following “I have been bent and broken, but- I hope- into a better shape.” ❤️
Ashley @ahale82
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Rebecca @ivynights
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Rosenberg in the Libr.. @krosenberg3
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bryony_michelle @bryony_michelle
19 Followers 218 Following
Laia Ostarek @laita94
5 Followers 77 Following
Kurt Cocaine 🗿🇵.. @tr34d_l1ght3r
51 Followers 458 Following heavy duty diesel mechanic👨🏻🔧//hasanabi head💪🏻🧠//commiefornia native🛠️//proud union member✊🏻🪧//anti-Israel Jew ✡️//he/him
Sarah Wright @S4z_100
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Kate Lydon @katelydon
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No S. @NoS2282
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M.J. Piazza @MJPiazza2
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rvr @robinvella
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John Doe @JohnDoe29536907
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betsy koppel @etsybay1129
90 Followers 779 Following Friendly neighborhood Washingtonian, pediatric nurse practitioner, proud shih tzu enthusiast, VOTER.
Alan Farnes @AlanFarnes
2K Followers 582 Following 8th grade English teacher, cyclist, exmo, have the 3 cutest kids in the world. Single dad. PhD, New Testament, 2018. Wal-Mart Travolta, apparently.
Emily Mackmiller @emmalee256
109 Followers 202 Following
Stephanie @Stephan64175944
17 Followers 273 Following
Tamara S @tamarama71
132 Followers 253 Following
ragnhildnw @ragnhildnw
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Diana Wright @ThatsWright
2K Followers 2K Following I write jokes for small, medium, and large screens.
Jess Huntley @jesshuntley
547 Followers 1K Following short. sassy. silver-haired. single mum. Memphisonian by way of California & Oregon. Anglophile. Thatter #TT. #USCTrojan. she/her/mommmmmm
Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas
8K Followers 2K Following Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
endless scream @restingmehface
133 Followers 246 Following
Paloma García @palomagarcia_
316 Followers 859 Following Experta en pasar vergüenzas. Big on humanity but más o menos on people.
Jax ⚡️Philosopher.. @Diamond_Jax
7K Followers 4K Following 90s bitch, toddler mom, Master of History. tweets are endorsements of your humor and intellect, or acknowledgement of your lack thereof.
Corrine Villim @CorrineVillim
171 Followers 630 Following
Sam @halfcafsam
756 Followers 936 Following the kek powerizer was a mechanical suit of armor that enhanced one's ability to glinch
Nikki @HypnosNikki
52 Followers 488 Following Why don't we all just pretend that I've said somthing amusing.
Haley Somolinos @haleysomolinos
326 Followers 996 Following Traded heels and a view of the White House for hiking boots and a view of the Rockies.
Hannah McKnight @hannaHraellen
23 Followers 184 Following
CJV @CVolenik
103 Followers 358 Following
Gesse @GtotheSS
185 Followers 525 Following Librarian, kidlit writer, funny picture book fan, and infrequent tweeter
Kyle C @HelmsDeepnest
46 Followers 311 Following Lover of meats, Enemy of nonsense. • D&D content creator • Baking novice • Cat dad • Nintendo fan • He/him
Kathleen Thomas @Reading_Kat
100 Followers 560 Following Brookfield democrat out knocking on doors to turn this lovely state blue.
Bex Gallardo @alwaysbeck
11 Followers 173 Following
ellie @ellievowles
124 Followers 127 Following she/her // anyone who follows me here in a professional or academic context, please do not judge this incredibly unprofesh twitter feed
LLM Cool J @js_thrill
5K Followers 903 Following js_thrill most places ϕ thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind ϕ weird in a normal way ϕ he/him
Jax ⚡️Philosopher.. @Diamond_Jax
7K Followers 4K Following 90s bitch, toddler mom, Master of History. tweets are endorsements of your humor and intellect, or acknowledgement of your lack thereof.
Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas
8K Followers 2K Following Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
Erik Barnes @ErikWBarnes
2K Followers 1K Following I eat burgers, watch wrestling, and write/act/host goof-em-ups. @WrestlingPW, @SomeMoreNews. SAG-AFTRA. Agency: @StewartTalent @erikwbarnes.blsky.social
Anna-Laura @annalaura_art
282K Followers 630 Following my heart and your heart are very old friends 💛she/her ⭐️Shop and more in the linktree below🍯⬇️
QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid
4K Followers 134 Following he / him, 🏳️🌈 ✝️. i work on IR and security policy but mainly tweet about richard nixon, 60s americana, and film. design lead for @TNOmod.
Priscilla Jensen @offhandmanor1
2K Followers 4K Following Assistant Editor emerita, Weekly Standard * Don’t say “lay down” unless it’s the burden of sin * Ne jetez aucun objet au dehors *
Missy Rowen's BDay Mo.. @mizzyrowen
87 Followers 440 Following Leftist she/her 27yr Witchy ✝️ Ally 🌈 Chronically Online Girly💅🏽
half empty girl @meowingabyss
568 Followers 239 Following i myself was a wilted woman, drowsy in dark room, forgot my roots, now watch me bloom.
Daniel Parker @DanielParker_13
100 Followers 362 Following Son, Brother, Husband, Father. Embedded Firmware Engineer. Follower of the Way.
Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
2K Followers 725 Following The best lawyer in Tucson, Arizon-i-a. Fan of the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Texas Rangers. Stars/Cowboys/Mavericks fan, too. She/her.
Matthew Wingard @MFWingard
140 Followers 490 Following
Killer Bike @BichaelRender
236 Followers 235 Following sorta like a bicycle but more deadly, like a car🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲 i will tear your pickup asunder
mellowdramatic @mdycb
3 Followers 85 Following I tried going public once and it was a terrible choice. If I put you on a list, I like you! She/them
Stephanie @begoniaphone
194 Followers 818 Following Prison abolitionist, philosophy professor and curbside furniture enthusiast.
Sister Helen Prejean @helenprejean
163K Followers 641 Following Mastodon: @[email protected]. Anti-death penalty activist, spiritual adviser to men and women on death row. Author of Dead Man Walking.
Rusty Shackleford @ShacklefordEsq
492 Followers 2K Following He/Him, if you are mean to me I'll list your @ in my suicide note
Emanuel Perez @PEREZSEZ
189 Followers 1K Following Most of my clothes have food stains. Switch: 134987902504 PS5 & Steam: Boltbeam42
Crumbl Clairvoyant �.. @rachelguz
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Rick Steves @RickSteves
190K Followers 114 Following Guidebook author, TV & radio host, business owner, Lutheran, and NORML Board Member. Fanatically positive and militantly optimistic.
Greg Packnett @Triceratops235
458 Followers 1K Following But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs. (he/him)
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35K Followers 4K Following Published photographer from Sheffield - Creator of the wild mouse Village all the mice are 100% wild and free and the village homes are made by me . as seen TV
Amy C @AmyColleen5
64 Followers 70 Following Alt account for privacy (normally @sewistwrites). I only accept follows from people I know well (if I'm following you from this account already, you're good!).
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Agent 711 @kwp1039
1K Followers 772 Following Movies. Aspiring Tolkienist. King of the Hill historian. Lover of Sea Shanties. Probably watching Criminal Minds
Megan @MeganSantucci
276 Followers 791 Following 34, she/her, chthonic. I stay busy with 2 kids, at least 3 story ideas at all times, and a well-developed sense of sarcasm.
a little peanut @youwouldntpost
9K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
Luka @Luky_BB
336 Followers 386 Following European 🇪🇺 following international elections and politics He/him
Dayna Craig 🐝 @DaynaEMCraig
473 Followers 99 Following Emerging Contemporary Irish Poet Author of The Narcissist's Prayer https://t.co/SxwS9j8oto 🤙chronically siiick🤙 @DaynaAfterDark
Amber Sparks @ambernoelle
59K Followers 3K Following Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey
Olivia Hofer @oghofer
2K Followers 1K Following I tell stories, drink tea, read ancient literature, and celebrate the Oxford comma.
🖤✨🗡️Nicole .. @NicoleCLindsay
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35K Followers 926 Following (she/her) Embroidery Artist, fantasy & folklore lover, dreaming of becoming a local legend bog witch.
Kate Allen Fox @kateallenfox
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Nina 🏳️🌈�.. @MsUngovernable
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Rep. Jackie Chretien @JackieCinMHT
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4K Followers 391 Following special education teacher // she/her // abolish ICE // abolish police // Black Lives Matter // 🇵🇸
Imani Gandy (Orca’s.. @AngryBlackLady
265K Followers 2K Following Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
Hannah Riley @hannahcrileyy
32K Followers 1K Following occasional writer/organizer/abolitionist. trying to make journalism a little better. stop cop city!
Moby Media @mobymedia
126K Followers 7K Following News & Educational Content | FinTech | Web3 | Gaming | TradFi | DeFi | AI | 📩 for Marketing & #AMAs | Round Table Discussions @TheAquariumWCT
BitBrawl @BitBrawlio
140K Followers 990 Following The platform fighter on Solana. Brawl on your PC or phone using your favorite NFTs and earn $BRAWL
OORT | Decentralized .. @oortech
119K Followers 1K Following A cloud for decentralized AI. Enabling trustworthy AI with global resources, from data centers to smart phones ☁️
Order of Judith @OrderofJudith
82 Followers 41 Following https://t.co/1SVCnHnfM3 We are an organization dedicated to helping all women facing IPV
@ByYourLogic when i tried wearing them when i played in hs they would just slide off my greasy nose within 15 minutes and get kinda stuck on my mouthguard. luckily i was only special teams and 3rd string corner for the worst team in maryland state history so it wasnt a huge logistical issue
I made my mom buy me Breathe Right nasal strips during the brief period I was really into football when I was 8 and would put them on when we played touch football at school thinking it would enhance my performance. fucking idiot
cops: they don’t seriously expect us to follow the law for every single person we arrested right
CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST ALL UT STUDENTS. statesman.com/story/news/loc…
I’m on your instagram checking to make sure that you and your romantic partner are still happy and doing well. If you could all just reach out to me and tell me “we’re doing well” it would save me a lot of time
sit in the balcony of the muppet theater and heckle the performers
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
That being said, it can be hard to remember which of you are moots and which I just have a parasocial relationship with
@HannahPosted noo you're contributing to the hyperstition!!
Me at 17: Marching in my homecoming court suit. I was really dripped out that day. Especially with the plume on my head
Me at 17 Yes my grooming kit was all pink, what did you expect
Apple Mouse
@HannahPosted @MalouinCole This sounds so wrong
@CBHeresy @HannahPosted The wise man solemnly bowed his head and
he moves around like a boston dynamics robot
IAN FIDANCE: WILD HAPPY AND FREE out NOW on YouTube!
Poor mouse had to hold this pose for 3 hours as the other painted his picture
We agree that the fox shouldn't be allowed to guard the henhouse. But now he can't even work as a consultant on the henhouse security renovations? People have the right to earn a living
The toddler likes to sit on my legs while I’m holding the baby and it makes me get so touched out 🤪
Bat mouse
I’m officially a mom, I fell asleep on the couch watching Gilmore girls at 10pm on a Friday :)
@lee_kovarsky The police can violently arrest you, hold you, then say "my bad"
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