Skoog @Skoog
copywriter | big ol’ sweetie Greenpoint, Brooklyn Joined September 2012-
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i love going to primary care doctors... they're like "what are your symptoms?" and then you list your symptoms and then they're like "you should get that checked out by a doctor" and then you give them 60 dollars
BCE/CE is just as Christonormative as BC/AD; It's just less honest about it.
BCE/CE is just as Christonormative as BC/AD; It's just less honest about it.
the first half of my day was really stressful but then i spent the second half with people i really enjoy and that was all i or anyone’s ever needed to have a great day
LA is wild. no joke i think i’m sitting at the same airport bar as the shermanator
France right before a riot:
slow blinking at the pilots as they board the plane so they feel nice and calm
When you get older and your friends are balding, you grow it out to show that you still can. A power move.
When you get older and your friends are balding, you grow it out to show that you still can. A power move.
don’t care who you are but great live music can help you. feels like spring everytime
there can be 100 people in the room and 99 don’t believe in you and you just need one to believe and that was him
there can be 100 people in the room and 99 don’t believe in you and you just need one to believe and that was him
Film execs shouldn’t be soulless law guys who sell movies for parts, they should be deeply insecure coked up weirdos who want to live vicariously through movie stars
Film execs shouldn’t be soulless law guys who sell movies for parts, they should be deeply insecure coked up weirdos who want to live vicariously through movie stars
Also this movie came out 23 years ago and this scene & medieval remix of Bowie’s Golden Years absolutely fucking SLAPS
been in LA for three days and learning a lot. namely: latina women
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt
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tate @50FirstTates
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fredesque @FredTaming
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phil @PhilJamesson
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killara112 @killara112
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L-10 @eItondavid
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rama @rama878694
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Lunistic. ✨🩵 @Lunisticwolf
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You @DHead79
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jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Natalie @jbfan911
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rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
38K Followers 1K Following if you follow me you agree with all of my opinions
madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
40K Followers 557 Following like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt
65K Followers 1K Following Extremely online internet gremlin & comedy content creator 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Bluesky & TikTok 🦝 https://t.co/JbrOVGHJgp ✨
tate @50FirstTates
36K Followers 626 Following just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 892 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
m@thew @TweetPotato314
44K Followers 597 Following retired: @tweetpotato314 ︎new: https://t.co/eGYheQADS5 personal: @antelopish
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
89K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Writer, Founder of Persona Essential Social Media Management, writer of @GrimAndGraham
phil @PhilJamesson
84K Followers 985 Following my job is writing funny things for cool stuff | comedy for @DibsNext, @adultswim, @nerial, @dropout | mgmt: [email protected]
maya sharma… @goodjobmaya
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DJI @DJIGlobal
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goofy broad 🇵🇸 .. @HANTIFA_
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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready
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SNL Hosts Introducing.. @snlhostsintro
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guys i just hired a social media manager, tour manager, a marketing strategist, a booker, and an assistant for my tour! we just took a team photo (below) and I tagged them all so make them feel welcome!
mom pick me up i’m scared
@faeriemelissa And now this 8/10 face really very beautiful, and she knows it. Body is good but there are only a few photos from which to evaluate. Butt very nice, abs could be better. Definitely plus is she wears dresses well
i hate facebook marketplace bro
I’m drunk and haven’t been on twitter in 2 months who wants to get roasted
We’re crying
Grateful and joyful for @ComedyBrooklyn to be included amongst such fantastic improv theaters in NYC! nytimes.com/2024/04/24/art…
u’ll never believe what i finished instead of studying for my finals
Paula is top 10 nicest, funniest people I’ve ever met. One of the best weeks of my life was writing with her on an awards show. Just a nexus of joy.
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
There was someone shrooming on that beach having an awful time
Apes on horseback have arrived in Venice Beach for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ (Source: switchflipjones/TikTok)
Straight up looks like it’s from the instructions manual for Goldeneye N64
being scared of computer science majors is crazy
And, it’s happened. The anti-Israel, pro-terrorist encampment is now up at @MIT. We are afraid to go near.
Great video on science from “science girl”
The amount of effort, worth it?
you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal
The extent to which the bot problem has gotten *exponentially* worse under Elon is by far the funniest thing about his tenure.
Okay the porn bots are literally putting hardcore pornography in my replies @elonmusk this is becoming deranged
if you reply "haha" on a dating app it's still your fucking turn
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to vote!!!!
We've won the People's Voice Comedy Video for @TheWebbyAwards! Thank you to everyone who voted, and congrats to the Webby winner, @thatonequeen! 💞 winners.webbyawards.com/winners/video/…
going to her league of communists of jugoslavia committee meeting
i can tell by the look on her face that the mp3 files she has in that mac will change my life
Number 5 on trending. Right below Mr. Beast. Rubbing shoulders with the #BigDawgz probably be playing the Ukulele for Colleen Ballinger next. Scamming my viewers with NFTS!!!!!! DMS OF ME LEAKED MAKING #EdgyJokes !!! CANCELLATION COMETH!!!
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