Dave Cactus @dave_cactus
I'm over on BlueSky! https://t.co/wwD9sfZADO adrenalinband.net Denver, CO Joined June 2019-
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WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL AND BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HULK HOGAN
Happy birthday @colleen_eileen! I hope someone sends you the entire limited edition Snoopy Pyrex collection. 💚
The cruelest prank on mankind was making bumblebees look so huggable and fluffy but with a poison butt sword.
PETE WENTZ: 🎶 Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool
winnie the pooh: oh bother christopher: you are a slave. u worship the created instead of the creator, pooh. honey is your idol. your death
happy lesbian visibility week 🧡🤍🩷 u are so loved !!!!
Some dickhead thought it’d be funny to paint a fake tunnel on a brick wall near the highway. They fucking got me again. My car is totaled, I’m lucky to be alive. This shit needs to end.
THE BACHELORETTE: i really felt a connection to both of you, but only one of you puts butterflies in my stomach *giggles* [before she gets up i already know i've lost. she hands the rose to the giant bullfrog wearing a tweed jacket sitting next to me. i can't stop from crying]
Happy road corn day to those who celebrate.
today marks the five year anniversary of the road corn
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
I think it's cool when someone's name also kind of describes how they look. Like Merle HAGGARD or my friend Jimmy Fuckface
The Sublime song where the guy says he can play guitar like a motherfucking riot and proceeds to do the worst solo in music history
I thought this was a @kthorjensen t-shirt for a minute.
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
Gently Used Mari @amariandafern
492 Followers 205 Following Chaotic good • Enthusiastically prickly • Header: @Royotathon
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 783 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
He Called Me Greenhor.. @WhatsAGreenhorn
9K Followers 3K Following He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
Quintin @Mydaily_Q
961 Followers 2K Following
RM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 964 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
m@thew @TweetPotato314
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The Chicago Bubs™ @eastbaybub
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Indy @IndecisiveJones
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Royotathon 🚘 @Royotathon
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Tyler @BalloonFlavour
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Monica @daniels_monica3
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Amayah Hnyda @amayah_hny
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jose Cente lavi @CenteLavi56618
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Lakisha Monzingo @LakishaMon39761
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Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
mandi's ghost @ghostofmandi
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Front line woman @jessicaswensen5
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Billy Christ @RedLetrCrusader
396 Followers 575 Following NOT A PARODY ACCOUNT. I am actually the little known brother of our Lord and Savior. Acts 2:44-46
Beverly Muncey @BeverlyMun96667
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doodlybug studio @doodlybugstudio
450 Followers 953 Following currently making and selling fun cards and prints on etsy and go imagine https://t.co/mzamvINkVl https://t.co/lfJRY48w14
Hertha Matsu @hertha_mat
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Kaylie @sleepy_kaylie
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Matt Jones @mattyleejones1
173 Followers 541 Following Dad to 4 boys. Husband to 1 nurse. Evertonian & WSAG lurker. Runner. Nature lover. Fan of music that sounds like someone’s made an effort.
Kyra Freshwater @freshwater89326
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MiNi_Sofiaza @FiaSo_cdzanm
776 Followers 604 Following The strong are the ones who dare to smile at their suffering. The happy person laughs at the obstacles ☘️💫
Hunter Biden’s Butt.. @BryanBreadbeard
217 Followers 152 Following This account exists solely to make fun of adult wrestling fans. If that upsets you try having sex. You’ll get over it.
Not Mark @NotMark___
4K Followers 3K Following It is impossible to wake someone who is pretending to sleep.
Blythe Genzel @BGenzel87470
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Ula Surratt @u_surra
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Asuncion Meenan @MeeAsunci
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A Real Jiggy Buckaroo @AJiggyBuckaroo
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snacky 🫧 @candyflippin
6K Followers 3K Following there's more to the world than what i see.. there's more to my life than my eulogy
🤠mike carrozza🤠 @mikecarrozza
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Olga @olga_aivao_
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Simon 🏕️ @IHearSimon
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Billye Kellow @BillyeKell38098
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Joseph owem @joseph_owem
2 Followers 93 Following -civil engineer -Realtor (Hebrews 11:1) Now faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see 🤍
Briana Eatough @BrianaE81494
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audri 🏡 misses par.. @INTELLECTUALPR0
609 Followers 644 Following ★ NO.1 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY MOSHER ★
Yolanda Waters @waters_yol55706
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Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
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Alan Quintana @dsmrollerz90
38 Followers 89 Following I work with cars so I don't have to work with.. you know... people...
Taliah Mourer @TaliMourer
62 Followers 5K Following
Mint Juul Pod @mintjuulpodband
214 Followers 572 Following worlds ugliest boy band / Pretty Little Libra with a sorry attitude
Eric Boesch @Ackthp
39 Followers 72 Following Programmer/math. Bad/misleading statistics drive bad policy and vice versa. Abolitionist police reformers' advice is as trustworthy as a Luddite mechanic's.
Arvilla Czepiel @CzepiArvil
46 Followers 5K Following
Vina Aurich @AurichAur
38 Followers 5K Following
Henry Sonko✝️ @HenrySonko51193
201 Followers 3K Following While we don't have Jesus standing right before us, we have unlimited opportunities to serve Him as though He were.✝️🙏🏾
🇺🇸Frank Whíteh.. @WheelTod
14K Followers 682 Following Contributor to @Sorrowscopes and global warming. (He/Him/His); setting up an outpost here https://t.co/7VoPhlZGkA
Manuel Franco @abarman2013
59 Followers 803 Following For friends and family ⛳️ 🌹 Giving away $30k to my first 3k followers. Be a winner today
Adrenalin @adrenalindenver
26K Followers 818 Following Local pop punk band in Denver. DM for booking info! Guitar/vocals: @Woody_B_ Bass: @dave_cactus Drums: Ripcord Lead Guitar: Duncan
ST*R @awsten
160K Followers 523 Following CURRENTLY NOT DEAD AND IN @WATERPARKS. FUTURE REALITY TV HOST IF THINGS GO POORLY. @HIIDEF3000 TOO.
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
Gently Used Mari @amariandafern
492 Followers 205 Following Chaotic good • Enthusiastically prickly • Header: @Royotathon
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 783 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
He Called Me Greenhor.. @WhatsAGreenhorn
9K Followers 3K Following He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
Quintin @Mydaily_Q
961 Followers 2K Following
RM @dorsalstream
7K Followers 634 Following You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a newsletter (thanks for asking): https://t.co/rH0CZ1GqxI. Or follow me on Medium at https://t.co/IBcgOmyAX9
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
JAWN @jawn
37K Followers 618 Following Insta/YouTube/Twitch: @jawn // Live-streaming every Sun & Thurs @ https://t.co/HxLvlcVpDK - PRESETS AVAILABLE NOW ✨
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
doodlybug studio @doodlybugstudio
450 Followers 953 Following currently making and selling fun cards and prints on etsy and go imagine https://t.co/mzamvINkVl https://t.co/lfJRY48w14
Not Mark @NotMark___
4K Followers 3K Following It is impossible to wake someone who is pretending to sleep.
snacky 🫧 @candyflippin
6K Followers 3K Following there's more to the world than what i see.. there's more to my life than my eulogy
Alison the Read @alisontheread
3K Followers 1K Following I have a headache. Probably researching something depressing. Quaker. she/her. https://t.co/OuK118DSun
Rei @rei_bassist_
1K Followers 654 Following Musician + photographer | If you speak to me I'm legally allowed to write a song about you | Header photo taken by me!
audri 🏡 misses par.. @INTELLECTUALPR0
609 Followers 644 Following ★ NO.1 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY MOSHER ★
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
13K Followers 7K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈
K. Thor Jensen 🐀�.. @kthorjensen
19K Followers 2K Following The Only Real Dad On Twitter™ Also a dingus, a dummy, a mess of a man.
Alan Quintana @dsmrollerz90
38 Followers 89 Following I work with cars so I don't have to work with.. you know... people...
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
🇺🇸Frank Whíteh.. @WheelTod
14K Followers 682 Following Contributor to @Sorrowscopes and global warming. (He/Him/His); setting up an outpost here https://t.co/7VoPhlZGkA
Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas
14K Followers 526 Following Former zygote. Mastodon @[email protected]
Manuel Franco @abarman2013
59 Followers 803 Following For friends and family ⛳️ 🌹 Giving away $30k to my first 3k followers. Be a winner today
Sailor's mom (alexis).. @theelexiv
253 Followers 280 Following Alexis/Lex. 33. A whole nobody ass bitch. GF/Mama. Moms4Parx.
✨V✨ @coolauntV
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Ashlyn Romano @aromano02
31 Followers 79 Following
Geoff Wigington @underscoregeoff
93K Followers 117 Following “INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY” BY @WATERPARKS OUT NOW
Ris 🐝 @mxsiinisterr
2K Followers 2K Following ☀︎︎ that person who’s nephew was adopted by that band guy ☀︎
cienna (in high def) @c_i_e_n_n_a_
288 Followers 574 Following “anxiety’s a bitch. make it 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 bitch.” -awsten////i do promo for waterparks sometimes so that’s cool!! support @underscoregeoff below 👇
Loc_Nar @Loc_Nar__
97 Followers 54 Following Twitch wannabe, art enthusiast, keeper of useless knowledge. https://t.co/gmOfKBEhA6
Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Sam @mastrap84
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Lindsay @Rollinintheseat
16K Followers 4K Following Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.
Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv
24K Followers 761 Following dangerously hydrated. 💍@aboveaveragetom / tweets ➡️ https://t.co/RTw61Q1cLz
Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker
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your other mom @difficultpatty
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble
14K Followers 897 Following filled my oxygen tanks with optimism and nearly died https://t.co/9dw96BDWNT
Kyle Clark @KyleClark
185K Followers 9K Following Dad, husband, journalist. Proud of #HeyNext viewers' $12M in Word of Thanks microgiving. Anchor: @NextOn9NEWS (6pm) + 9NEWS 9/10pm. Tips to Signal: 303-871-1841
KattsDogma @KattsDogma
10K Followers 795 Following avi by Picasso. header by Benjamin Moore. https://t.co/E819hK5ngm OR ➡️ https://t.co/0eeKwH89F4
Cesspool @of_a_genepool
2K Followers 1K Following sent to a farm upstate with your old dog. It’s been real, y’all take care of yourselves out there.
kevin (slugger)❄️.. @Kevaclysm
2K Followers 1K Following Kevin is likely to resist formal structure and value collaborative, warm, supportive interactions. He/they, bi, mixed Inuit.
coworker: hey kim, we’re all going out to dinner next wednesday after work can you make it? me: no thanks i’m not hungry.
My uncle used to launch apps. He was an icon.
A step by step guide to being my friend: 1. You love music. 2. You treat all people with kindness. That is all.
Its Fandom🍊 time!! Part 1 🌟 1. Cherry Red 2. Watch What Happens Next 3.Dream Boy 4.Easy To Hate @waterparks
hav u guys heard of this band called Fall Out Boy?????? Yeah no They’re all chicks man Its crazy
ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. Twitter
Police sketch artist: Two criminals? But you've just described a vase Me: Look at the negative space either side of it Sketch artist: Holy shit...
idk who made this but it's still the best thing i've seen
🌟Giveaway🌟 Im giving away these two tote bags that i painted (sorry they are little messed up as im a messy painter🙃) All you have to do is ; . 🌟Be following me 🌟Tag below a friend you made through Parx 🫶 . Both winners will be randomly selected next Sunday (May 5th)
cmon man you can see the spirit of the warrior burning in my eyes, just honour the fucking coupon
If this little doll attacked me, I'd just let my cat kill it
He said I look like Hiidef Barbie.
whatever, fuck it, here!
Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
the classic "why can't i hold all these limes" meme but it's me holding my gigantic honkers!!!!!!
just bought two (2) beers at a show in nyc and it cost $32. one was a PBR the world’s cheapest beer
VIEWER FEEDBACK: Gwen writes in to say that law enforcement only stops people if they're doing something wrong. That's a fantasy world... one in which Elijah McClain would be alive.
Cool review of some new music out. thestranger.com/music/2024/04/…
Local car dealership commercials are great because when I’m about to make a large purchase that will impact my credit for years I really want to entrust that decision to the goofiest dipshit imaginable
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