Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw
Partner @MargolisPLLC margolispllc.lawbrokr.com Florida, USA Joined December 2020-
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I’ve gotten like 5x more clients from posting silly little legal jokes on the internet than serious/informational content and I think that’s just great
Your honor their client is an idiot
I put on cufflinks and a pack of cigarettes appeared in my jacket pocket
Plaintiff’s Exhibit 236
it’s a dog eat dog world and Kristi Noem wants to kill both dogs
Hello! Employment lawyer here. Yesterday, the FTC voted 3-2 to approve its noncompete final rule. Let's talk a little bit about it. 🧵
Hello! Employment lawyer here. Yesterday, the FTC voted 3-2 to approve its noncompete final rule. Let's talk a little bit about it. 🧵
A worker bee? Yes, I am prepared to sting my enemies and immediately resign
adding “permalance” as a factor to the economic totality test
the laptop is actually now owned by a complex web of corporate entities
the laptop is actually now owned by a complex web of corporate entities
I called the asylum that raised you and they said they didn’t remember you
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6K Followers 985 Following Full contact legal nerdery. Here for RE, SMB, metacognition, macro econ, and outdoors everything. Partially domesticated.@ItsMattsLaw this has happened more than once? they probably make everyone in the room sign something now. don’t drink the death drink even just a sip even for a second even if it feels good nationalpost.com/news/canada/si…
@ItsMattsLaw Opposing counsel: “please state and spell your name” My client: “well first of all, I want to say something…”
@ItsMattsLaw I need the number of that witness’s counsel. He’s playing professional level
when i first went viral, i saw someone say "how much longer can someone talk about suits?" and the last 15 years of my wasted life flashed before my eyes
@ItsMattsLaw Speaking from experience. I have always hired my attorneys based on my ability to connect with them and it not be all professional and uptight.
@ItsMattsLaw Let’s get this IDR bus started early…
Always in cross-examination Yes, but…
Me: true or false Every witness at a deposition: yes
@ItsMattsLaw Attorney: What is your highest level of education? Witness: Define education.
@ItsMattsLaw Me: I need a yes or no answer. Deponent:
Being human in the legal industry >>>
I’ve gotten like 5x more clients from posting silly little legal jokes on the internet than serious/informational content and I think that’s just great
@ItsMattsLaw Whew. I thought you were going to say don’t post about the fertile octogenarian.
Sometimes it's best to lean in to your flaws in court I've represented multiple business owners who didn't understand how bad they were are business until I got a look at their financials, told them how bad they were at it, and that their testimony needed to reflect that reality
@ItsMattsLaw Your honor, my client just wanted to feel the sweet release of death
Lawyers who were licensed in the era of e-file will never know the inner turmoil of trying to decide whether the coffee ring/ink smudge/grease spot on the front page is bad enough to merit reprinting and rebinding the whole thing, or to just file it as-is and hope no one notices.
Lying about limited-time sales isn't just insulting to customers—it can also expose you to class action liability for false advertising and/or state anti-spam laws. Here's a snippet from a complaint filed against LaserAway this week, alleging violations of WA's anti-spam law:
@ItsMattsLaw I love the word “cahoots” in evidence
@ItsMattsLaw objection your honor, no affirmative action toward a conspiracy!