Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion. skylerhigley.com Joined May 2020-
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Skyler Higley retweeted
They edited my Jerrod Carmichael reality show episode so fucked up.but I did get to do this cool @vulture article that clears a lot of shit that was going on up. Have a good read vulture.com/article/jamar-…
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this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
this flag is actually perfect because you can see the Israeli flag occupying the Palestinian flag
the challe what
the challe what https://t.co/GQTBbdk9YK
.@JoeBiden why do you not want to win the election?
gonna have the rioters dropping words like “lugubrious” and “urbane” when they’re debating the ethics of shitting on Nancy Pelosi’s desk
gonna have the rioters dropping words like “lugubrious” and “urbane” when they’re debating the ethics of shitting on Nancy Pelosi’s desk
Skyler Higley retweeted
Young people developed analysis and moral imagination for solidarity w Palestine in significant part because they learned and fought racialized oppression protesting police murder of George Floyd. Now their anti-genocide protests are met with police brutality—connecting the dots.
the way people are reacting to this Amanda sealed interview is wild some of you are so easy to trick
realizing as a kid I identified with Mace Windu so much because he was the only black guy participating in a crazy religion
Skyler Higley retweeted
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
Excited for @TheOnion to be officially sold and not working for the empty-headed clown of a CEO we had to work under. Here’s the reply he sent when he was told that I was leaving for a new job:
Skyler Higley retweeted
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Skyler Higley retweeted
a few free shows with @skyler_higley for LA just bc I appreciate yall 5/23: partiful.com/e/54iInjt7Oiye… 5/25: partiful.com/e/kQZjsAx4loIg… 5/26: partiful.com/e/5jFaAiGIjUVm…
lol he said some gay shit
to be positive I’m really hoping that peoples perspective on Israel’s occupation and ongoing occupation and genocide of Palestine has shifted for the better. I’ve had conversations with people recently who realized that the narratives they were given were heavily propagandized
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“I have nothing against Jews. Just Zionists.” “I have nothing against blacks. Just the uppity ones.” Same diff.
Just found out about a random way to save money merp
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Young people developed analysis and moral imagination for solidarity w Palestine in significant part because they learned and fought racialized oppression protesting police murder of George Floyd. Now their anti-genocide protests are met with police brutality—connecting the dots.
The state of Twitter ads…..
College campuses have always been the boiling point of anti-war movements. To think otherwise is to be absolutely detached from reality.
@skyler_higley @TheOnion typical of you to stab a hedge funder in the back.
@skyler_higley @TheOnion God this is too perfect lmao
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