cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me! linktr.ee/heavenlygrandpa Chicago Joined August 2010-
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not to be controversial but the first thing i’d do if i could travel through time is go to the Nirvana MTV Unplugged
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i have had one package bouncing around in chicago for ten days. which sucks because the kid in the box has probably run out of air by now
just found out my motives are pure and intentions are good:)!
america has a perfectly functional democracy built on the sturdy foundation of crossing our fingers and hoping both our options die before november
CHICAGO! TOMORROW NIGHT! @NILES100 and I will be bringing you the best comedy and music Chicago has to offer at PROMEDY! Dress up, take prom pics, then laugh and dance your ass off! 8 pm at Color Club!
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@HeavenlyGrandpa i’d frame a print of all of these - but choosing one it’d be the old fashioned
@HeavenlyGrandpa Definitely voting for the 4 shot option. Bourbon is in fashion so that could be skewing the results. I like the blackberry best but don’t feel it’s “me” as far as a home art item would go, but the 4 in 1 would be very excellent in any bar/kitchen adjacent space imo..
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
@HeavenlyGrandpa very cool! love these!
@HeavenlyGrandpa the original old-fashioned with the huge cherry 😍
@HeavenlyGrandpa @NILES100 You both are looking beautiful!
@HeavenlyGrandpa @NILES100 It’s Prom frfr 🍾🍾🍾
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Oh the police are definitely there lol
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
@HeavenlyGrandpa @NILES100 Love the happiness in this photo. Radiant!
it be two lowborn wenches conversing amongst themselves “preciselyyyy”
you can't let people drop dead from heart attacks in the street anymore. because of woke.
Phone boxes refurbed into defibrillators… what a time to be alive 🙄
@HeavenlyGrandpa That is such a good look for you!
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