Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse
•America’s Stepdad•@jortscenterpod•alt @wapplehouse• Monkey Junction, NC Joined October 2020-
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Elton never explains what the crocodile rock actually is or how to do it. It is lost to time.
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Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15
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No amount of lobbying is gonna convince me that smoking doesn’t look cool af
I’m gonna watch Dune again
I’m gonna watch Dune again
this is not a drill it is Bo Time
this is not a drill it is Bo Time https://t.co/mm1vS9ZGX3
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85 ft fall 😬
Matt Rife was really good in Poor Things
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If you say it in an Italian accent “Dua Lipa” sounds like Mario talking to a frog
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Sometimes life is hard but then I remember that people used to have to slice their own bread
Wife is having a girl’s night out so I’m staying in and eating an edible and thinking about how I bet Steven Crowder dressed up as a woman to crash one of his wife’s girls night and that’s why she divorced him
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Hello from America's most ominous sign
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They did this to my grandma
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My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
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You just got Boned™️, idiot
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
25K Followers 2K Following backup for @thewapplehouse•𝓐lways 𝓒arry 𝓐 𝓑ible•America’s stepdad•listen to @jortscenterpod•head of Trust and Safety at @twitter
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
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Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
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grimm @ExileGrimm
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7K Followers 1K Following coulda played for the dallas mavericks but they found crack in my jacket #ynwa
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18K Followers 219 Following Partner, Farrar & Ball. Bomb-throwing do-gooder. Half Robin Hood, half Blackbeard. Caught Alex Jones lying on the stand.
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@TheWapplehouse 12 months ago? jfc they’re right at their end date 😥
The best use case for AI that I've discovered: what if Tom Hanks made The Last Samurai instead of Tom Cruise?
@TheWapplehouse By got to give it to them it looks like they meant a ticket
It took 4 of us to find 20 clams but we made some tremendous clam chowder at the end of the day
There is an exciting young up and coming comic opening for me tonight, this is huge for him
@TheWapplehouse 💯 I fell victim to this myself and they fuckin rule
@TheWapplehouse Real fans were there from the beginning (the 1994 Hell Freezes Over tour)
@TheWapplehouse My girlfriend is out and I’m sitting at a bar by myself enjoying a pbr and openly bleeding heavily into a plain white shirt and enjoying letting everyone see the blood pooling on my clothes (worked on my back tattoo earlier)
Oh my god, Mike Huckabee's other large son (the one who didn't kill and eat a dog at summer camp) turned into the fucking Kingpin.
Every town gets 3 types of store 1. Candle store 2. Store that sells t shirts for yoga ladies that say “damn it feels good to be a gangster” 3. Plant store
yes. this is me. posting science fiction art
My parents in a bio pic cuz there’s not many Mexican actors
My parents in a biopic But imagine Yvonne De Carlo smiling
No amount of lobbying is gonna convince me that smoking doesn’t look cool af
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