gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
“you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi New York, NY Joined May 2012-
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I said the other day that I'd do a better portrait of gianmarco soresi sometime and now I have! very excited for his show tmrw :)
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Get your tickets here: beacons.ai/gianmarcosores…
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I grand jeté over the turnstile
I don’t care who wins the election anymore, just hoping for a good game. Fingers crossed it goes into overtime again. I’m gonna try enjoying when they storm the field this time.
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this is going down in history as one of the funniest videos of all time😭😭😭
I just don’t believe it’s a comedian’s job to kiss the president’s ass
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I want to take a moment to give master roaster & truth teller Michelle Wolf a shout-out. In 2018 She used her night at the White House correspondents' dinner to speak truth & shame some powerful people & they deserved it. She said what we wanted to, but didn't have the reach.
People say decent when what they mean is polite
People say decent when what they mean is polite
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That time of year again…tonight is the White House Correspondents' Dinner so let’s remember the time Michelle Wolf roasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders into oblivion since I hear Sarah loves when this clip resurfaces on the internet 🤣💀
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I bet there were actually a lot of police there
I bet there were actually a lot of police there
I want to thank twiter for ruining challengers for me
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@GianmarcoSoresi this is the most deranged tale, told calmly
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I said the other day that I'd do a better portrait of gianmarco soresi sometime and now I have! very excited for his show tmrw :)
@GianmarcoSoresi seeing your ass hair wasn’t necessarily in my plan for today but I’m flexible I guess
@GianmarcoSoresi Mine is the Blue-Footed Booby
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