Keara Sullivan @superkeara
Standup comedian, internet darling, woman about town linktr.ee/kearasullivan Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2013-
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Stuck in an unmoving Ryan Air baggage check in line rn… starting to suspect I’ve died and found myself in purgatory at the hands of a god who hath forsaken me
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he had massive amounts of government funding
he had massive amounts of government funding
In Spain rn and everywhere I turn are beautiful sexy men off to work… wish we had this in the US but sadly all we have are DJs :(
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I think I am onto something here so please keep your eye out for this new character emerging in cinema and lmk when u see her!!
RIP Orson Welles i just know if u were alive today u and Azaelia Banks would’ve had the craziest most entertaining diva off of all time
Say what u want ab J.K Rowling but the innovations she’s making within the field of loserdom are groundbreaking she’s unlocked new levels of loser behavior I never knew to be possible (and no I’m not afraid of getting sued I’m confident this will hold up in court as fact)
My favorite part of the Twilight movies is when Bella’s body undergoes all the vampire yaasifications and among them is a subtle yet defined shimmering smokey eyes look… how did the vampire magic learn this eyeshadow tutorial… the blending work is masterful
Every women’s deodorant ad is like a corporate girlie anxiously pacing in the bathroom until she reapplies her deodorant stick and then she smirks to signal her inner girlboss has been unlocked and then she nails her presentation and Katy Perry is playing the whole time
Rly fucked up that no one prepares u for the harsh reality of adulthood that is monkey bars suddenly becoming near impossible… like why didn’t anyone tell me my monkey bar days were numbered? My elders failed me..
What if I told you that every human actually has a free built in anti-aging straw that is their mouth? You simply put your mouth on the rim of your cup and sip no straw required it’s an amazing technology
What if I told you that every human actually has a free built in anti-aging straw that is their mouth? You simply put your mouth on the rim of your cup and sip no straw required it’s an amazing technology
Ik the point of all cult documentaries is anyone can fall into a cult but I rly don’t see it happening for me just bc I’m sooo lazy and the odds of me signing up for an empowerment or healing workshop are below zero like I hate having stuff to do
J.K Rowling’s presence on twitter makes me yearn for the days when writers were difficult alcoholic recluses like at least that lifestyle had a certain mystique
I rly appreciate it when friends give me a lil disclaimer like “he doesn’t have many photos” before showing me a pic of their crush like thanks for the warning if u had just sprung this ghoulish man on me I would have been spooked
Getting points off ur correct math test answer bc u didn’t use a certain formula is so fucked and frankly discriminatory to those of us who receive answers through visions and dreams
Austin Butler eating as feyd rautha in Dune is yet another piece of evidence supporting my acting theory: sometimes it takes a freak to play a freak
There’s no greater bond than the one between a dad and that one guy he calls whenever there’s an odd job or something in the house needs fixing and when u stop and think ab it how did ur dad even find this guy
Back in middle school I would seriously post these macbook selfies to Google Buzz for all my peers to see and then spend the rest of the day deeply puzzled racking my brain as to why no boys liked me
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 826 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
popular loner 🤷�.. @milkyy_tweets
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🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
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bobbi hosts ✨The Af.. @hiimbobbi
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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charlotte @femaleuncle
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guy @guymrdth
10K Followers 1K Following tired screenwriter and retired critic. not the one from the job applications. words @discussingfilm, @polygon, @gawker, @hyperallergic and more
Zach Schiffman @schlife
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Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
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Milburn @Isabel1651164
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tard margaret @donutkillme
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L @L310068
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Eric V. Sisco @eric_v_sisco
249 Followers 507 Following Esotericist, Freemason, astronomer, astrologer, artificer and researcher of all things arcane
Jenna Hooks @hooks_jenna123
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mariam @lyvopn
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ellie @jancy_endgame
9 Followers 28 Following in love with jancy since day 1 | natalia/charlie defender | she/her | 29 | lesbian… or so my wife tells me
Joshua Marks @JoshuaMarks34
51 Followers 114 Following
najjakisam @AntonioVekic
4 Followers 1K Following Moje ime je Antonio, dolazim iz Poreca. Imam 18 godina. U slobodno vrijeme igram nogomet i gledam curama u guzice. Mama kaze da sam vec veliki decko.
Nadine Ellis @nadineellisx
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Isomorphius Crux @sportsplaster
30 Followers 120 Following Becoming the first 5’6” blonde with a perky D-cup to vape while studying the elder futhark in Dromedar
yaine @hyrulecity
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Konan Beke (He/Him) �.. @KonanBekeMS4
246 Followers 486 Following Incoming PGY1 @YaleIMed | @UNC_SOM '24 | Mentor for premed students | Interests: hematology/oncology, liberatory pedagogies, health justice
Seb Downie-Blackwell @DownieSeb
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am @limerentobjects
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theresa @eatmarzipan
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Helena @Helenadmac
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Nathan Bock @nathanbockactor
521 Followers 742 Following Actor, Writer, Producer; Scholar & Gentleman; proud product of Denver, CO
Lira, GS et al. @liiiiiiiraaa
141 Followers 446 Following there are only two things i love in this world: everybody and television #rstats #IDtwitter #medtwitter
Sarah @PantsGiraffe
26 Followers 834 Following Science is real. Black lives matter. No human is illegal. Love is love. Women's rights are human rights. Kindness is everything.
Dan Lawler @theDanLawler
14K Followers 8K Following I do movies and podcasts and jokes and facial hair and climbing and winter and spicy foods and #BillsMafia
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ну кать @ShelestKaterina
287 Followers 94 Following в поисках работы мечты • создаю графику • изучаю digital маркетинг • в режиме ЕБШ
CowboyDevil @DMrd97
171 Followers 953 Following
abbey @toothsigil
62 Followers 1K Following hi, im a cat mom and a sugar addict. 27. i wish i were tending to my harvest moon farm right now! ♡ 06.14.13 ♡
Герой повча.. @bliblafor
5 Followers 12 Following Зі мною було те саме, але моя історія цікавіша, бо вона про мене
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Gen @gengab797
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katrina @katrinamurray_
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Sanjana Thakur @sun_gin_ah
152 Followers 288 Following currently @UT_English new writers project MFA, previously @Wellesley english and anthropology. ask me about my pets and we will be good friends!
serena shahidi @glamdemon2004
94K Followers 826 Following Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
popular loner 🤷�.. @milkyy_tweets
31K Followers 299 Following idgaf 🤷🏼♀️ ig: instamilkyy tiktok: princess_milkyy
🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
46K Followers 1K Following the lovechild of jonbenet ramsey and sam kinison. #YOUNGHOLLYWOOD lowbie. indie darling. comic. actress. writer. internet girl. incel. hooker. diva. hag.
Anastasia Gracia @agracia623
6K Followers 982 Following she/her 💗💜💙cash app: $AADG623💌:[email protected]
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
charlotte @femaleuncle
21K Followers 314 Following left handed | she/her | priv 4 mutuals: @slut4oasis
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
178K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline
32K Followers 212 Following vince vaughn appreciator . 🐸JIMMY AND BABY🐸 new cartoon out now! 👇
Im @leftatlondon on o.. @LeftAtLondon
192K Followers 846 Following CEO of @ChickFilA. Nat Puff, Left at London, /@/. she/her. 1/2 of @WOW_OK_MUSIC. Updates: @LAL_Updates. @leftatlondon every other social media website as well.
Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman
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Chris Fleming @chrisfluming
180K Followers 740 Following you can watch my new special Hell out on Peacock now
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
sword gf @punishedgarage
7K Followers 747 Following the most beautiful, the most popular, the most bulimic girl at the warren commission reunion spring fling • @ranneychrist ❤
blizzy mcguire @blizzy_mcguire
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Ashley Hamilton @AshleyHammm
7K Followers 693 Following The Michael Jordan of saying that things are the Michael Jordan of other things, listen to @cmbc_podcast
Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi
17K Followers 1K Following Bylines: @betches_sup @mcsweeneys @newyorker Finalist: @WBDAccess Comedic Voices. WGA Strong. Booking requests: [email protected]
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
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Boccaccio ✺ @Bocc_accio
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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]
tyler @tyler02020202
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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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beer person @CantEverDie
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Audrey Horne @credenzaclear2
31K Followers 2K Following im an acquired taste.. if you don’t like me, acquire some taste!
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The diet coke
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
Me trying not to mention how many threesomes I had in college whenever people talk about Challengers (2024)
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction has been overturned by a New York appeals court. New York’s highest court found the judge in Weinstein’s trial had shown prejudice by allowing women to testify about allegations that were not part of the case. Details here:…
The G in LGBT is short for Guy who… erm, how shall I put this… prefers the company of men
Pretty sure this contravenes the Good Friday Agreement
charli xcx lipsyncing to c’est la vie by b*witched surrounded by UNION JACKS is the eighth deadly sin
its so cool how the US has one british newspaper and its just for new york
The Columbia protester diet: Students munch on Pret sandwiches, pricey nuts and sip Dunkin’ trib.al/8pdLpXS
"Bridgerton" star Nicola Coughlan has been told "you won't get work" for supporting Palestine. "You do get told, ‘You won’t get work,’ ‘You won’t do this.’ But I also think, deep down, if you know that you’re coming from a place of ‘I don’t want any innocent people to suffer,’…
"Bridgerton" star Nicola Coughlan has been told "you won't get work" for supporting Palestine. "You do get told, ‘You won’t get work,’ ‘You won’t do this.’ But I also think, deep down, if you know that you’re coming from a place of ‘I don’t want any innocent people to suffer,’…
sometimes sitting next to someone in an amc with the recliners is a little too intimate like why must we lie next to each other as man lies with wife
well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!
no he’s not. all you people know is depravity
I’m a massive beyotch in this episode but I’m real and that’s sometimes all u can ask of a swag lord
26 but goes to sleep wearing a nightcap
early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas
Netanyahu announces he has evidence that some 20,000 US students have been trained by Hamas in Iran over the last 90 days.
Hey babe do you think your hottest friend would want to see challengers with us. also can I talk to you about something
i think its cool that evil advisors exist in real life in the form of the twinks your girlfriend hangs out with
Who’s your favorite British actor?
increasingly coming to realize that Fellini was a documentarian of normal Italian scenarios
You hear “nothing could have prepared me” a lot but like nothing could have prepared me
he had massive amounts of government funding
Shakespeare in his prime. How can any one mind achieve so much over a span of time so brief?
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