Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious
website gentleman Costa del Stoke-on-Trent Joined August 2012-
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Are you ok babe? You’ve hardly touched your Gonster….
happy st. george’s day to anyone who celebrates 💞
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They're making a prequel to The Hills Have Eyes called The Hill Has Eye
optimus prime - 'guys, allow me to introduce you to the newest transformer' tesla cybertruck - 'buhhhhhh... [tips up slightly then just explodes]
"there's nothing to be scared of sweetie, now be a good girl and follow the giant glowing spider that roams around our house while we're asleep"
"there's nothing to be scared of sweetie, now be a good girl and follow the giant glowing spider that roams around our house while we're asleep"
Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.
whatever happened to all the guys who were super into 3D printers. There was a 12 month period around 2019 where men made 3D printing their entire personality and everything they made looked like absolute dogshit
To the gentleman in Kettering who screamed ‘GREGGS!!’ from the window of a moving bus this morning, you were 100% correct. That was a Greggs
A Lego update?? Sure why not. Built the Lion Knights’ Castle, and it is stunning. Gonna add the Medieval Town Square next. Will post photos when it’s done
me when there is lots going on this weekend
me when there is lots going on this weekend
That ‘crossaint’ is actually a baby and it has a really rare disease :(
That ‘crossaint’ is actually a baby and it has a really rare disease :(
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Guy on the top floor - ‘hey uh, can I get 946 bedsheets please’
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Are you ok babe? You’ve hardly touched your Gonster….
Two of the azaleas are a bit ahead of the third
@SmashJT @momiji_doa Sorry that you can't have a wank over a bunch of polygons, lad.
Ordering a couple of bits of lunch but then adding a little Sausage Roll 'for the walk’.
People are going "boycott the Pop Tarts movie, Jerry Seinfeld hangs out with the IDF" and I'm like "yeah...sure....THAT'S why I'm gonna boycott: the Pop Tarts movie".
happy st. george’s day to anyone who celebrates 💞
professor x: whats your superpower ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
They're making a prequel to The Hills Have Eyes called The Hill Has Eye
your name is Ate A Lunch? who’s your sister, Hadda Breakfast? just kidding
I never saw anyone murdering people screaming “Christ is King”. Just saying.
wait until they hear about cheese, beans and sausage in pastry
i love british street food. a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. and they line up for hours for it.
When they say they love Greggs but they don't even know you’ve got three dogs at home called Sausage, Bean and Cheese
One for the golf fans - here are two doughnuts. There's a hole in one
Where are their dads? Deport the fucking lot of them.
My patient has accumulated THE PRETTIEST Lego collection since he's been here the last month and a half
I bet the big ginger lump hasn't even washed his swingers yet
@Fred_Delicious @LEGO_Group It is a big big set. It’s about as tall as the UCS AT-AT…I had no idea about the size of this thing!
Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.
@Fred_Delicious Most of them died from fumes in cramped 1BR apartments with poor ventilation that were otherwise filled to the brim with half finished resin miniatures.
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