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no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI wishtender.com/roastmalone Jupiter Joined September 2020-
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when a guy says he doesn’t like girls who have tattoos I assume he means because he knows she’s at least 18
if you successfully hookup with girthmaster does that make you the girth master or just the master of his girth
You want snoopy to bad because you are bad. This is wrong. Snoopy is good. You have the choice to be good with him. You're stuck in the dark and you'd snuff out his candle before letting it light your own. Or did you forget you had a candle at all?
You want snoopy to bad because you are bad. This is wrong. Snoopy is good. You have the choice to be good with him. You're stuck in the dark and you'd snuff out his candle before letting it light your own. Or did you forget you had a candle at all?
anyone wanna go in together on like 20 piñatas and just take turns beating the shit out of it recreationally
business tip. INSTEAD OF SAYING “i work from home”: weak, lazy, does not sound productive SAY “i practically live at the office”: a real go-getter, dedicated to the grind, a worker bee
Noooo babe idc about girth master you’re forklift certified that’s what matters
I hate rooting for the home team, if I wanted to be disappointed by men in my area I’d download dating apps
your team making the playoffs is super fun until you have to watch playoff hockey and the stress takes years off your life
because you’re too cowardly to talk your shit in person? because you thrive on attention and the only kind you get is negative? because your own life is so sad that you take an adorable family moment and feel the need to be transphobic?
because you’re too cowardly to talk your shit in person? because you thrive on attention and the only kind you get is negative? because your own life is so sad that you take an adorable family moment and feel the need to be transphobic?
“I spend $50 every time I leave the house” okay, I can easily do that without leaving my couch, nowhere is safe
A burning desire to fake my own death and start over as a mysterious but respected bartender in a coastal New England town
A burning desire to fake my own death and start over as a mysterious but respected bartender in a coastal New England town
Please call him Groucho Barks please call him Groucho Barks please call him Groucho Barks
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the one regular ass donut in the back is crazy. yall couldnt think of one more pokemon?
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing
the full set of lil cocktail drawings is now complete (i may make more idk)
No police in sight? Babe I see them right there.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
it's her!!!!!! ❤️
gay people are like "she saved my life" and it's a cunty frog they saw in a rehoboth beach gift shop last summer
No i like him
Slim pickings for clams this morning
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
I see we’ve reached the “getting mad at the private thoughts of imaginary women” stage of sexual resentment.
imagine if you had critical thinking skills
Imagine protesting over a conflict occurring in a different country
this is several months old but it is absolutely essential that I share it with you
i got so many good shots and such good content today 😍🥵
Folks my profile picture is Phillip Seymour Hoffman in 2004 romantic comedy Along Came Polly. It is not me lmao
@DiabolicalSpuds Wait is this how I find out your profile photo is you… I never looked at it that closely so thought it was Chowder from Monster House.