madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own Chicago, IL Joined July 2019-
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love the post-therapy aura of doing something random to not over analyze what you already analyzed for an hour. just swam through the depths of what makes me who i am, guess i’ll eat an orange
get your summer body ready? it is ready. ready to lay in rays of sunshine, have a hotdog fresh off the grill, enjoy being alive for every precious moment because summer is too short and life is too fun to let the bad thoughts win
just got a bev that was so gross. it isn’t supposed to be this way. what a waste of a little treat. don’t text, grieving what could’ve been
caffeine doesn’t “increase my anxiety”. it nurtures it, it enriches it. my brain is a garden, with this coffee like drops of rain, may the flowers of fear bloom
we spend too much time on our phones, we should all commit to staring at the sun again tomorrow and every day
I had the realization this weekend that I could probably crochet a stuffed toasted ravioli, and I did nothing else until I had finished. It’s not much, but it’s honest work.
i caught a glimpse of a crocheted ravioli pillow with a smiley face and before i got the chance to adore, my twitter REFRESHED. what did i do to deserve this? why me?
i love a fresh set of warm pajamas. i am groovin for a snoozin 🛌🕺
told my friend that a good way to deal with a negative emotion is to imagine that negative emotion as a baby and you’re holding that baby and telling it you love it and he sent me this picture he drew
grammar isnt real .
does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
i love seeing people’s takes. so many of you have such interesting thoughts. some of you however…
not to be all ratatouille but i love cooking. i absolutely adore the act of slowing down and immersing myself into creating a dish. trying recipes, making a plate pretty. preparing and sharing meals is one of life’s warmest occasions
I am turning 29 in two weeks and here is 29 pieces of advice to young women in their 20's 1. In a world that is telling you that everything is rushing, the least you can do for yourself as a young woman, is to learn to take your time and be gentle with yourself
I’ll never forget how American journalists and politicians who cried over fabricated stories of beheaded Israeli babies have had no tears let alone words for the thousands of Palestinian babies slaughtered by Israel.
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To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf
What is that life hack you think everyone should know?
I have no relatable or accessible way to conceptualize how big an acre is so it will always remain a undefined foreign murky mystery to me. Could be any size, I'll never know
I think i need to follow more people who don’t participate in daily discourse bc i see the takes and I’m like. Well you’re all being kind of silly
at the movie theater where i went on a date with the most himbo himbo of all time, a minor league baseball player who, after seeing bullet train, remarked his favorite part was “all the lights and colors and sounds”
I rly vibe with Moana’s dad. Risk averse. Whole song about how great it is to stay home. Hero.
We were lucky to live in a state where abortion in legal. We didn’t have to wait until my wife’s life was in imminent danger, or where sepsis irrevocably damaged her reproductive system. We also didn’t have to drive to another state.
chicago is the greatest city in the entire world
imbecile roommate: it’s tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies.
@drivingmemadi I really needed to see this, thank you 🩷
The sinks in the @lecreuset headquarters are exactly as you'd expect.
good morning ✨✨
It seemed everything was getting better last week. My brilliant husband was recovering from the cardiac arrest that very nearly killed him. He’d finally got home from hospital. Then his heart stopped again. We were in bed. I was the only one there. All he had.
this what eating a crunchwrap supreme feel like
sophomore year of high school
graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends