Molly @HappyHijabbi
I'm not here for likes, I'm here to scream into the void!Follow me on the tik. FREE🇵🇸https://t.co/LMo176SVcb tiktok.com/@happyhijabbi?… Buffalo, NY Joined June 2009-
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Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
The Israeli lobby just passed a law making it illegal to criticize Israel They made it illegal to protest Israel They made it illegal to boycott Israel We are in the United States of Israel
I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they'd probably let me work from home.
The last thing spoken during every family game night is "THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY ANYTHING WITH YOU."
My husband let the dog outside, watched out the window to make sure he was out of ear range then turned to me and whispered “I got him a new chew rope for Christmas.” I hope to one day find someone who loves me as much as my husband loves the dog.
I was bullied by a cheerleader in high school and she used to tan every day so I stayed out the sun for 34 years and now I look 10 years younger than she does. WHO’S CHEERING NOW BRITTNI?
*Responding to all requests today with “Sure, I’ll do it but first you must correctly answer 3 riddles”*
I’m not just sitting here. I’m gathering energy.
Boy, are you chaotic data in a complex spreadsheet? Because I will sort you so fast if you annoy me one more time.
Text from my best friend: Please take your mom with you to the salvage yard when you pick up that part & introduce her as your mechanic
I opened my door to go outside & one of the barn cats ran inside, sat down in the center of the room, & calmly stared at me like, "Greetings. I have conquered this house in the name of Spain. This is my colony now."
11: dad do you know what 3+3+3+3 is? Me: 12 11: Me: 11: ok I was just making sure that you're not - Me: choose your next words wisely.
Relationships remind me of algerbra..Ever looked at your x and pondered y
Internet website: Cookies may be used to enhance performance. Me: same
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
Life tip: If you don't want a sarcastic comment. Stop asking stupid questions
Revenge sounds so petty...I prefer to call it Returning the favor
In my afterlife I wouldn't mind being a fluffy karma cloud
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Sorry but You look like the kind of person who jogs for fun and I just don't need that in my life
The Israeli lobby just passed a law making it illegal to criticize Israel They made it illegal to protest Israel They made it illegal to boycott Israel We are in the United States of Israel
I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they'd probably let me work from home.
The last thing spoken during every family game night is "THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY ANYTHING WITH YOU."
My husband let the dog outside, watched out the window to make sure he was out of ear range then turned to me and whispered “I got him a new chew rope for Christmas.” I hope to one day find someone who loves me as much as my husband loves the dog.
@traciebreaux F*ck that leather skinned bully.
I was bullied by a cheerleader in high school and she used to tan every day so I stayed out the sun for 34 years and now I look 10 years younger than she does. WHO’S CHEERING NOW BRITTNI?
*Responding to all requests today with “Sure, I’ll do it but first you must correctly answer 3 riddles”*
Boy, are you chaotic data in a complex spreadsheet? Because I will sort you so fast if you annoy me one more time.
Text from my best friend: Please take your mom with you to the salvage yard when you pick up that part & introduce her as your mechanic
I opened my door to go outside & one of the barn cats ran inside, sat down in the center of the room, & calmly stared at me like, "Greetings. I have conquered this house in the name of Spain. This is my colony now."
11: dad do you know what 3+3+3+3 is? Me: 12 11: Me: 11: ok I was just making sure that you're not - Me: choose your next words wisely.
Relationships remind me of algerbra..Ever looked at your x and pondered y
Internet website: Cookies may be used to enhance performance. Me: same
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
Life tip: If you don't want a sarcastic comment. Stop asking stupid questions
Revenge sounds so petty...I prefer to call it Returning the favor