🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰🆂🆂🆈꧂Ⓒⓐⓝⓐⓓⓘⓐⓝ Ⓖⓘⓡⓛ @SassyCanadian0
Sarcastic Ray of Sunshine. Will steal your hoodie. Music is life.🎶 Healthcare/frontline worker. #Dallascowboys #Mapleleafsforever #smile 🔥bacon twitter.com/search?q=from:… NL/Ont. 🇨🇦 Joined August 2021-
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I'm a 10 in a sundress with converse chucks.
If my son started a band, it would be called The Rattling Doorknobs, named after the only 'instrument' he can 'play'.
How come medications never say consume with alcohol. I know some of mine work a lot better that way.
The only thing I’m doing today is coffeeing.
some drift, we create our own ripples.
“You have to leave the house if you want to have something to tweet about today,” is the pep talk I’m giving myself this morning.
This coffee tastes like pants are going to be an afterthought today
Why don’t we have a Call of Duty map set in a Waffle House after midnight?
If you can’t take accountability - or at least recognize the fact that your words and actions can have an affect on how someone else feels then you have more growing to do, my friend.
Set limits even if you push them, because sooner or later they're going to snap back like a fuckin' rubber band
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Tequila costs less Than dinner for two
It’s great that Costco staff helps you load up really big items, but who’s going to get this toilet paper inside the house?
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
Who you are when your team is eliminated from the playoffs is the real you.
People who say "there's always a bigger fish" will eventually be caught in a lie
Will somebody please point me in the direction of Fashion Twitter?
My neighbors started fighting and I can hear everything, so yes my life has a meaning again
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
This tuna sammich slathered in sriracha sauce might just be the best thing I’ve ever eaten… or that could be the yuengling talkin. 🤷🏻♂️
True happiness is about enjoying what you have, not what you can get.
ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
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1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has to vent somehow. welcome to my verbal cesspool.@SassyCanadian0 My job here is done ☑️
@SassyCanadian0 Ok… you can have one hoodie.
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