Marly @VerbsRProudest
Mom, Wife, Scribbler - Tweets https://t.co/fmOqFyUryK OR exc replies https://t.co/oKTHFtbaqK header by talented friend @bucmarvin twitter.com/search?q=from:… Joined March 2012-
Tweets431K
-
Followers10K
-
Following5K
-
Likes350K
Marly retweeted
just because i work here doesn’t mean i know what either of us is talking about
3
6
34
972
0
Marly retweeted
The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.
Marly retweeted
Some of you have never had two trailer park girls go round the outside and it shows
Marly retweeted
so a US company has to buy tiktok or the app will be banned??? Well folks, looks like we need to put on the best talent show this town has ever seen.
Marly retweeted
I strongly relate to a cricket, becoming quiet when another person steps into the room with me
Marly retweeted
Can’t. Too busy joining in with the dog howling at the fire trucks.
Marly retweeted
God will hit you with some of the most crushing events back to back and you will still have to do the fuck ass dishes
Marly retweeted
If I’m already late to work, you better believe I’m coming in late with some fast food in hand as well
Marly retweeted
sure therapy is great, but have you ever screamed “fuuuuuuuck” really really really loud and then treated yourself to a little snack after.
Marly retweeted
My cat is pretty sure we’re all a bunch of fucking idiots.
Marly retweeted
Meant to post this picture of the tar paper on the roof of my shed on Earth Day
Marly retweeted
Two years at the rink and I've observed that skate coaches either look like 80's sitcom moms or serial killers.
Marly retweeted
mind if I park in front of your house and read some maps
Marly retweeted
Remember back before OnlyFans when your Mom just sold Avon ?
Marly retweeted
enemies are so much easier to find in a garden
Marly retweeted
if you should encounter a small strange grey haired woman in the park building shit with deadfall, mind ya business, move along
Marly retweeted
nobody told me that adulthood was going to be synonymous with the sinking feeling you get everytime the weekend comes around that you have to make the most of your life in these two days because your time isn't your time anymore
Marly retweeted
I don't know how to retrieve my snack from a vending machine without pretending I just won big at the slots.
Marly retweeted
maybe the goal is to be a full-time writer, but maybe the reality is being a full-time mossy forest goblin
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Danny @Mardigroan
12K Followers 2K Following My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores https://t.co/hbAuQ4HW1p (Avi by @Trixtopherduke)
❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
fightgeek @fightgeek
11K Followers 9K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Deirdre O'Connell @Deirdre89x
5 Followers 47 Following
Rebecca Gunder @gunder_reb50753
9 Followers 46 Following
💚 @Bam065661685199
3 Followers 93 Following
Elon musk @EMusk12998
12 Followers 442 Following CEO - SpaceX 🚀,Tesla 🚘 Founder - The Boring Company🛣️ Co-Founder - Neuralink, OpenAl 🤖🦾 Paid Promotions available
🇺🇸Randall Silva.. @randallsilva
5K Followers 5K Following Red Blooded America First Patriot | DMs will not be answered, don’t send one | Trump is our President | Biden is lost in space | I am not a bot | #FAFO
Kelly crush @KCrush73554
3K Followers 6K Following Hey guys it’s kelly? Im available now and READY to have some fun”All my pictures are 100% real and recent!! I offer full service and Im very professional.🌺💝💝
Ann-Kathrin @art_ann_kathrin
895 Followers 1K Following artworks and prints (worldwide shipping 🌍 🕊️) https://t.co/pNLQHMPbiS https://t.co/pyqSG0zIlU
James L H Bartlett @jameslhbartlett
77K Followers 23K Following I enjoy business, innovation, life-long learning & to #ChangeTheWorld to help others. Entrepreneur, interim CxO, investor, adventurer, thinker & do-er. NO DMs!
Charles📉 @_charlestrades
527 Followers 6K Following Trader | Foun Manager | AMU $3.2M | Head of fx execution | Crypto 📊 | Global Market Research 🧐 | Rates
Lolo Lacava @farmerberry76
99 Followers 663 Following
Jungle Boogeyman @JungleBoogeyman
315 Followers 1K Following
HunnyHiive @HunnyHiive
286 Followers 1K Following Tasks of Parenting is WILD FYI you're not alone on the journey.
🏳️🌈 Jen �.. @jenneedsasmoke
129 Followers 80 Following A safe place for wanton silliness. #Pride #Ally https://t.co/pDQ9Iusy5Z
Naïve American @nahdude83
397 Followers 674 Following I'm a middle aged man restarting life. I also need help. See my GoFundMe or I can make something for you through my Etsy shoppe below 👇🏽 DM for custom art!
HILTON @Zeppelinsec21
2K Followers 6K Following Forgive Always........ Let's do good every day. Vamos fazer o bem todos os dias.
The Word Mistress @WordMistressss
3K Followers 3K Following probably not as Ladylike as I feel ~When the wind blows I want to feel it everywhere- a little wanton but realistic
existential angst is .. @IsExistential68
270 Followers 814 Following Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. Jean-Paul Sartre 📚High School English teacher 🤘
Lattes @Lattesdotter11
1K Followers 3K Following Poetry, health, life, chronic fatigue, coffee. #thebloggesstribe #NEISvoid genX she/her cis hetero. LBGTQ ally. Also tweet as @CynthiaMN5 - political tweets.
Pussy Pilates @pussy_pilates
931 Followers 2K Following living my best life, drinking wine and doing Pilates in my undies. Sex and laughs https://t.co/qLpYkoylWj
Sam @3366bb
20K Followers 1K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. . 2nd account (@333666bbb)
Hat David @David65R624
2K Followers 1K Following Patriot, Proud 🇺🇸, Conservative, Constitutionalist, Christian, Pro-Life, Pro 1A,2A, Back the Blue, Photography, * My views are solely my own *
lilMsAwesome @mschunkychick
964 Followers 919 Following mom, wifey, steamfitter, okayist welder, foodie, growing with God, growing my muscles, keto/carnivore, dreamer, complex ptsd, working on healing.
😇Tammy 😈 @ldypooh73
478 Followers 1K Following if you love it set it free and if it comes back it was meant to be. when someone you love calls other people cute pet names. you want to curl up and cry.
Abieks🔜a new chapt.. @Official_Abieks
268 Followers 789 Following DJ and producer (house & dubstep). Music curator. Writer. Bigender (female & agender), they/them.
Al Gore, tysm @thankyoualgore
191 Followers 1K Following
MaryMagdalene @MaryMag16330286
341 Followers 3K Following Just be Love. 🦃🐥Factory Farming Must Stop🐮🐷
Sam @333666bbb
7K Followers 6K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. 2nd account @3366bb
Tell me a story Daddy @DVyas75755
367 Followers 1K Following "TellMeStoryDaddy" is a platform designed for parents seeking engaging tales that foster strong connections with their children.
Lauren Porter @LaurenPorter89
1K Followers 2K Following Investment management company 💼Entrepreneur| Business Coach| 📊HelpingOnlineTraders| 📄Trading Success| 💵Payouts Guaranteed 100% 📩Dm to Get started
CharleyG💁🏻�.. @CharleyBGII
430 Followers 2K Following 💁🏻♀️ ☕️🚴🏻♀️ N.E., D.C., cycling and pro cycling : Giro, TDF, Vuelta, and all the Classics, cooking. “the rode less tasseled” @RCdeWinter. she/her
HandJobHarry @HandJobHarry2
481 Followers 2K Following Work with my hands, under a lot of hoods. I love dirt racing, assfalt racing, ovals & drag racing because nitromethane is the bomb #Toter #ChecktheOberg #Parody
j.d. @poetryby_j_d_
2K Followers 1K Following Poetess | Photographer | Artist | Life path 6 | INFJ | I have the rights to all my poetry ~j.d. | co-host of @fairytalepoets prompt 💫🧚♀️
Someone @Someone70537168
73 Followers 728 Following
𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰�.. @naveen_210
682 Followers 1K Following just a Human with a Pen.... and a Heart in the Brain....
Lee woodruff @mandychloe5803
423 Followers 3K Following When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. Nothing is impossible. The word itself says,'I'm possible!.
Bean Curling @BeanCurling
529 Followers 445 Following Fourth Twitter Incarnation. Not likely to respond to DM's. Buy this! https://t.co/AH054voZTN
Elonmusk_ @elonmusk_ab8
756 Followers 5K Following
𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 @percy_denise
3K Followers 2K Following Air Traffic Control 🎧✈️ | U.K. Space 🛰️| ex crew Gulf Air & Japan Airlines | Marmite lover | No, Percy is my surname | Do right, fear no one | 🌊🐕🦺 🔭🪐
Spec Tater @the_derhey9
9K Followers 10K Following Survivor, 5th gen. Democrat, Attu Alum, Rescued by dogs, no MAGAts or DM's, Angry & I curse, a lot. #oldMST3K #MutantFamily #antiauthoritarian, Old AF. f/stop
AMARIE @GODLUCKLOVE
166 Followers 244 Following Intuitive Catholic Woman! Can you handle the TRUTH?! To Quote Nicki Minaj "Always on my page, Never Double Tap Like Me, Baddies to My Left and My Right"
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Danny @Mardigroan
12K Followers 2K Following My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores https://t.co/hbAuQ4HW1p (Avi by @Trixtopherduke)
❤️🔥PamsMyth.. @mrsauntiepam
4K Followers 2K Following The answer is granny panties and a tank top, stop asking. If you want to - find me at that blue place I guess, it's going to get quiet here ⬅️
fightgeek @fightgeek
11K Followers 9K Following i wander around outside and hangout with dogs mostly
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Matt Rife @mattrife
350K Followers 1K Following Stand Up Comedian/Actor/Person. Insta: MattRife. TOUR DATES👇🏼
Jane Austen First Dra.. @Austen1stDrafts
15K Followers 553 Following If Lady Catherine had ever learnt to tweet, she would have been a great proficient • All Jane Austen, all the Jane Austime • Tweets by @procrastiwrite • she/her
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp
52K Followers 23K Following 1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD, out now! (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT)
Sam @333666bbb
7K Followers 6K Following A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. 2nd account @3366bb
underground monk @TheBookofGinko
28K Followers 0 Following Yo! 90's Kid, I Climb Big Rocks, Tyro Archaeologist, Vagabond, Crowd Avoider. 🧘🏽♂️ 🐼 https://t.co/28XBGojhkU
katie @katefeetie
9K Followers 2K Following I am in the cereal aisle of your local Target, realizing that my existence is meaningless, then buying Frosted Mini Wheats. writer @wknyc. she/her.
Bean Curling @BeanCurling
529 Followers 445 Following Fourth Twitter Incarnation. Not likely to respond to DM's. Buy this! https://t.co/AH054voZTN
erika @yeeeerika
4K Followers 3K Following sr art director. experimental artist. analog synthesizers are cool!! chaotic good. she/her.
sailing north⛵️�.. @graysea55
562 Followers 1K Following love of the ocean and the peace it brings, love is the fuel for gratitude, healing and loving the healer, little less broken every day
Renae @Piranha_Pinata
8 Followers 357 Following If R doesn't work today, I'm going to eat my computer Profile Pic from @/RedAceStarz
Never⭐️Mind @Neko65
135 Followers 908 Following Introvert 🔴Misanthrope🔴 Dog Lover🔴 Book lover🔴 Dyslexic🔴Life is sad
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.3M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
It's The GirlPie! @TheGirlPie
1K Followers 138 Following Caustic encourager, busy procrastinator, natural blonde, and grateful you're so smart/funny/attractive~
Funkanometry @funkanometry
52K Followers 28 Following Canada’s Got Talent (2024), America’s Got Talent (2022), NBC’s World of Dance Season 3&4, Email: [email protected]
𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚�.. @pallavi31
23K Followers 3K Following 𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𓋹 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘺𝘴 𓋹 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳
SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient
2K Followers 4K Following What fresh hell is this? I mean, "Hi!" humor, data privacy, occasionally infosec. Never intelligence.
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
11K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
National Center for M.. @NCMEC
288K Followers 235 Following NCMEC is the nation’s largest and most influential child protection organization. Every child deserves safe childhood. #40YearsofHope
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
328K Followers 583 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Melissa 🐝 @bucsnbrews
1K Followers 2K Following Baseball feeds my soul. Brewers & Pirates have my ❤ My first love was Crash Davis. ⚾️ MKE PIT ⚾️🐝 🌊 Road Trip Taker Rowdy Tellez fan #GirlsWhoScore
Soulseeds @Soulseedzforall
126K Followers 113K Following Soulseeds, wholesomeness, good vibes, kindness. since 2010
DonkeyHoatie @WarrenWattles
4K Followers 3K Following if you want to know, ask. if you're afraid to ask, ask anyway. Divorced dad. Speaker of truth. Encouraging soul. Combat medic in the war of emotions.
Úna Morris @morrisquinn
1K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/jpf3MgY1iD #IBelieveHer 💪 she/her #SinnFéin Cathaoirleach GLSstagg cumann Ballina, Mayo SF cisteoir
Shaniya ✨ @ShaniyaRena
1K Followers 3K Following passionate about so much but can barely put them into words...or tweets 🎥💙 •Filmmaker•DMV•TU•HU•
My Stuff Bags @MyStuffBags
315 Followers 53 Following The My Stuff Bags Foundation provides brand-new belongings of comfort, hope and necessity to abused and neglected children who have nothing of their own.
Crumbum @looseribbon
1K Followers 350 Following “I’ve seen your magic. It has a fraudulent vibe to it.”
Amanda Parsons (M.ED) @Amanda_Parsons
845 Followers 821 Following Nerd. Cat Mom. FND. Cinephile. Former Teacher. Curious about the world & people in it. Nee Serio. 🇮🇹🇨🇳 heritage. Lived in 🇦🇺🏴🇨🇦
Christopher Tester @CGTester
16K Followers 2K Following Actor (Almeida/ETT) | Voiceover (Rogue Trader 40k /Dark Souls/Total War/Hobs Barrow) | VO: https://t.co/1Z9ryTjQpl
Granite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas
199K Followers 641 Following We Make Baseball Fun. Fans First. Entertain Always. Banana Ball World Tour 💛 by @Zappos
Washington State Dept.. @waDNR
150K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@Hilary_FranzCPL 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests
Jessica McMaster @JessMcMasterKC
13K Followers 3K Following Senior Investigative Reporter @KSHB41. Wife. Mom. Proud defender of the truth. [email protected]
Chris @indrifan
163 Followers 1K Following Nobody should let bored frat boys play around with billions of dollars @[email protected]maybe the goal is to be a full-time writer, but maybe the reality is being a full-time mossy forest goblin
Who decided we have to do every single thing under pressure
@VerbsRProudest Yup. Got to satisfy the insatiable Twitter Gods.
I have never said the word “niche” without throwing up in my mouth a little
Head, heart, and appetite joyfully represented in my feed by @AnneHatfieldVO and @AnniemuMary and @JoshMankiewicz -- I'll have to ask @kipconlon to whip up something clever for me to say in gratitude for all you do. 🥰
Tired is an understatement. I almost left the house without my glasses. And I can’t see shit without my glasses.
today will be glorious the plumbing issues in my kitchen will be resolved the birds will join in a celebratory chorus
Today marks 6 weeks since surgery. Thoughts: 1. You guys have been great. Except for those I had to block. You get it. 2. I’m going to pick up some Unisom and see if it helps me sleep 3. I was born in the wrong millennium to be in my cardiac rehab group 4. Mood is a funny thing
Push it over then bury it in confusion but the truth always finds the light of day.
I'm in Michigan. Again. Still wearing pants. Pretty bogus, if you ask me.
Louis Peabody has survived The Brothering.
this was easier than I thought it would be. I guess we'll see how it goes from here.
Now that I'm here, I don't know what to do. There are pieces of paper taped to every surface with my sister's handwriting reading who has claim. There's really not much stuff. I don't know that I could even fill a uhaul, so maybe it's good they won't rent one to me.
I just want him back. He loved my kids so much 💔
Interesting message from my dad, who sent this photo (c. 1914) of my great-grandfather Bussalacchi. He came to America from Palermo, and was a stone mason. He never learned English, but helped to build some of the great cathedrals in Milwaukee.
Trends for United States
37 B posts
20,3 B posts
5.804 posts
6.213 posts
3.118 posts
81,1 B posts
10,1 B posts
3.932 posts
206 B posts
4.882 posts
14,1 B posts
4.646 posts
9.193 posts
1.269 posts
10,3 B posts
8.442 posts
23 B posts
8.987 posts
You might like
Bad Mikey
@BadMikeyBad
15K Followers
Frankzulla
@frankzulla
8K Followers
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪ..
@sofarrsogud
23K Followers
🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪ�..
@3sunzzz
31K Followers
Mary
@AnniemuMary
9K Followers
Uncle Bob 🍩
@UncleBob56
14K Followers
🏴☠️ How YOU..
@jollyrobber
10K Followers
Buddawiggi 🚩
@MarkBuckawicki
11K Followers
Pseudo Cyd
@Cyd10e
5K Followers
Darla
@ddsmidt
38K Followers
Paul
@Grommit56
12K Followers
Dave
@pittdave13
10K Followers
fightgeek
@fightgeek
11K Followers
L(assitude)
@lmwortho
15K Followers
jan
@JJSummertime
18K Followers