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Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu… mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… Northern Virginia Joined January 2014-
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The level of stupidity on this planet is unfuckingbelievable
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Holy shit, y’all. I bet the milkshake and the yard are metaphorical!!!
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Be romantic with me and I’ll eagerly fulfill your every desire.
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I am of an age where I no longer have friends. I now have acquaintances.
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“Dad, I’ll pick up the dog shit in the backyard.” -Said no teenager EVER
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My phone must be loaded with fecal recognition software because it only shows me the shittiest tweets
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If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
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Most of the scars on people’s heart were left by the people who claimed to love them.
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be the person your dog thinks you are
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I actually do have 99 bottles of beer, but I aint puttin’ em on no wall.
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Everything happens for a whatever.
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My soul recognised you through the scent of your love..
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One of the hardest things you will ever do when walking away from someone is realizing no matter how slow you walk, they will never run after you.
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Back to work and mind the phalanges
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Sometimes I remember something from the past and it's jarring, like how you could order a spaghetti bucket from Little Caesars.
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So there's this boy who kind of stole my heart. He calls me "Mom"
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Do you struggle with telling people exactly what you want?
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My husband accepted an invite to a bbq for us and said we would bring a salad, like “we” has anything to do with it.
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Midnight rendezvous Starlit dancers Swaying to the melody of their beating hearts With each twirl sparks fly Flames ignite Passionate flight Tempo rising No denying This connection of Fire and friction
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The level of stupidity on this planet is unfuckingbelievable
Holy shit, y’all. I bet the milkshake and the yard are metaphorical!!!
Be romantic with me and I’ll eagerly fulfill your every desire.
I am of an age where I no longer have friends. I now have acquaintances.
“Dad, I’ll pick up the dog shit in the backyard.” -Said no teenager EVER
My phone must be loaded with fecal recognition software because it only shows me the shittiest tweets
If I were running the country right now, I’d probably just throw the remote at the wall.
Most of the scars on people’s heart were left by the people who claimed to love them.
I actually do have 99 bottles of beer, but I aint puttin’ em on no wall.
My soul recognised you through the scent of your love..
One of the hardest things you will ever do when walking away from someone is realizing no matter how slow you walk, they will never run after you.
Sometimes I remember something from the past and it's jarring, like how you could order a spaghetti bucket from Little Caesars.
So there's this boy who kind of stole my heart. He calls me "Mom"
Do you struggle with telling people exactly what you want?
My husband accepted an invite to a bbq for us and said we would bring a salad, like “we” has anything to do with it.
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