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Them: Mullets are ridiculous. Rapunzel: Ahem.
My inspirational quote is I hate everyone.
There aren’t enough harps on TV shows anymore.
Damn right. Dogs don’t talk back!
Damn right. Dogs don’t talk back!
My wife just walked into my office, took the cash out of my wallet and walked out I am living in a sitcom.
My 6yo is currently in an argument with Siri because he did not like her answer when he asked if a megalodon was bigger than a blue whale
She’s the sexy woman in a surprise cake and I’m more a piñata you hit with a stick.
I felt like I was stabbed upon hearing OJ died
Judge: You're being tried for murder Crows: Your Honor, we can prove justifiable caws
Hey you think anyone has tried looking into what Taylor Swift’s lyrics mean?
“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible
If you’ve ever enjoyed sex while you’re dead inside, wait till you’re dead on the outside too
If you can’t handle me at my hitting curbs, you don’t deserve me at my hitting mailboxes.
The biggest lie 90s dudes told was that there was something in that wallet that made it worth chaining up
God: no one will ever have to clean if we make space a vacuum Angel: lol what
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@CunniLinguist77 baby herman...potty mouth and smoke cigars
My Loki is hyper, allergic to chicken, terrified of all plates/bowls, & has behav issues that we’re working on. He’s also loving and loved. If I couldn’t properly care for him, I would find someone who can. Unlike #puppykiller Kristi Noem. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
#PuppyKiller Imagine the damage control that's going on at the Governor's mansion in South Dakota right now? 😆
I’m not interested Bill Barr’s opinions. He effectively lied about the Mueller Report. Case closed.
@bawhawwww I’m sorry you’re hurting and need to lash out to make yourself feel better. I hope you find the help you need.
This is Tikka. She ate my sofa, very expensive paint brushes, at least 3 pair of shoes, a quilt, at least 4 dog beds, and I can’t even remember what else. She sleeps in my bed every night because she’s the baby and I would scorch the earth for her. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
This is Libby. We rescued her from a trailer park in SC. She had been burned, shot with a BB gun, starved and was pregnant with 8 pups. Now she is the best dog ever. 2 of her puppies were in the Puppy Bowl. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
#KristiNoemIsAMonster This is Maggie. She got cancer but we didn't shoot her. The vet came to our house and gave her a peaceful and dignified passage to the big dog park in the sky.
@MiddleG11 All the SDE dudes show up when strong women trigger them.
Gretchen Whitmer is the Boss!!!
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem appears to have confirmed that she killed a family puppy that infuriated her by being “untrainable,” and she claims it only proves how “politically incorrect” she is. trib.al/wOcWZBs
@IrishTimes If you’re a manager and you can’t cope with managing people doing their assigned work to a high standard then managing people probably isn’t for you.
@IrishTimes Things makes a lot more sense when you realize that many "leaders" care more about having the power of a petty tyrant over a small group of people than they do about results. They'd rather you worked the whole weekend to make something okay than produce something good instantly.