NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ* twitter.com/search?q=from:… Iowa, USA Joined September 2020

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Andi @smiles_and_nods

2 months ago

I need a taxi light on my head to indicate when I’m open to conversation.

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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

2 months ago

Next time you doubt your parenting, remember that even Mary Poppins needed a leash to keep the children in line

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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

3 months ago

I get scared when someone else walks into the room a lot for someone who lives with other people

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Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 @mahnamematt

2 months ago

Wanted to see my 10yo so I reset the internet router to bring her out of her lair.

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Average Dad @Average_Dad1

3 months ago

The only Super Bowl I’m familiar with is the haircut my mom used to give me

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Darla @ddsmidt

3 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Katie D @KatieDeal99

2 months ago

Being an adult and able to do whatever I want is too much responsibility for me

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Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack

3 months ago

“I have a date with destiny” Yeah well, I’m in a long term relationship with the consequences of my actions

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@itssherifield @itssherifield

2 months ago

So glad I helped 3 kids make 75 valentines for everyone’s trash cans.

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My Life As Dad @milifeasdad

2 months ago

[Working from home today and helping get my kids ready for school] 6yo: Mommy, daddy, are you each other’s Valentine? Me: Yes, of course. My SAHM wife: I’ll get back to you by close of business day.

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krista pacion @kristabellerina

2 months ago

My kid hasn’t finished cleaning her room but she did spend three hours constructing elaborately personalized Valentine’s for her five closest friends.

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Adam @YSylon

2 months ago

I am one or two more mowing seasons away from astroturfing the entire yard.

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Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty

2 months ago

My kindergartener on the first name of 20 names he has to write on these Valentines: “How do you make a J?”

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Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty

2 months ago

Is there anything more romantic than your partner “sneaking out for a few minutes” in the middle of Valentine’s Day and then *shockingly* surprising you with a gift when they return? Never saw it coming.

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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

2 months ago

My wife said she was going to run some errands and asked if I needed anything so I told her to pick up a Valentine’s Day card for herself from me. I just love our open communication!

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Andi @smiles_and_nods

3 months ago

Talked to my Aussie friends. Chiefs win by 10.

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

3 months ago

I love when people ask if pets are adopted, like no, I was in labour for 28 hours and it was an all natural birth, thanks for asking Linda

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HuffPost Parents @HuffPostParents

3 months ago

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week huffpost.com/entry/funniest…

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SpacedMom @copymama

3 months ago

Kids are wild because they openly mock our generation while brazenly stealing every single trend from our youth

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SpacedMom @copymama

3 months ago

I asked my 14yo what an expression she used meant, and she started to tell me but then stopped and exasperatedly said “Ugh, this is like explaining the world to a Pilgrim”