Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined December 2017-
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Ruin a toddler’s day today by giving them exactly what they’ve asked for
me: I don’t like other people’s kids them: how old are yours? me: I don’t have any
Whenever I’m 2-3 hrs late for work, here comes my boss with his same old provocations
Nothing worse than leaving home without your small talk flash cards.
If any NFL teams are looking to draft the guy who holds the football with one finger so the other guy can kick it, I’m available.
proof that celebrities are murdering muppets in the name of fashion: thread
My 7yo said she hurt herself, and when my 9yo asked her to describe the pain, she just yelled, "AAAAAAAHHHHH" 😭💀
I had my doctor on speaker so my wife can listen in as we were discussing my X-Ray results, and the doctor said it was “Definitely age related”. To show her love and support, my wife LOL’ed.
You don't scare me, you're not a group of middle schoolers I have to walk past
I’ve reached the browsing cushions instead of getting work done part of a Friday.
14: my stomach hurts me: what'd you eat at your friends yesterday? 14: pizza me: how much 14: just 8 pieces. Then 3 more later. me: can't imagine why your stomach hurts then 😫
Me: All the flowering trees are gorgeous! Nature is beautiful! *husband sneezing, blowing nose, eyes red and swollen half shut from allergies* Husband: Yeah. Beautiful.
Met someone the other day who said their favorite color was yellow. What a psycho
me: you know what I think? wife: not really. It's usually dumb AF.
My kids are writing a mystery series called mom where did YOU put all the chargers?
Him, 8, touching my calloused big toe: “What is this, concrete?”
Why should any woman live in a state like Idaho? Even if you are anti-choice, if you get pregnant and your water breaks at 20 weeks, you'd have to be air lifted out of state to have the fetus removed or both of you will die. And not everyone can get air lifted out.
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbolRodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
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23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇meghan @deloisivete
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9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
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33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.@itssherifield @itssherifield
13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfKLil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)Midge @mxmclain
35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbolRodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvNicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link belownice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonzKevin The Dad @kevinthedad
15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
14K Followers 942 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohjVinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
16K Followers 2K Following Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6McDad @mcdadstuff
9K Followers 2K Following I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4Alison the Read @alisontheread
3K Followers 1K Following I have a headache. Probably researching something depressing. Quaker. she/her. https://t.co/OuK118DSunella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
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413 Followers 243 Following Andi 2.0 Lost everyone during my Twitter sabbatical. please follow again.Y’all, my wife keeps telling me there’s nothing sexier than a man who cleans bathrooms & then vacuums. Is that true, or has she just been saying that to get me to clean bathrooms and vacuum for the past 36 years?
What’s your favourite (non-sexual lol) rainy day activity?
@meantomyself I don’t know when or how it happened.. But I like broccoli and Brussels products?
If you are an adult who doesn't like vegetables, have you tried all the vegetables???
And this is how I learned it wasn’t from Bane
@mommeh_dearest Cats: i am so unreasonable Toddlers: hold my sippy cup
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
You think darkness is your ally I was born in it molded by it I didn't see the light of day until I was already a man Man, Bane was awesome AF
@mommeh_dearest Oh, you thought the night mirrored Bane's pain, but no, it's Swift's whispers in the storm. We're all lost in tales we make, no matter who sings 'em. 🎶😂 #QuotesBlurLines #WhoSaidItAnyway?
Hey you think anyone has tried looking into what Taylor Swift’s lyrics mean?
If you’re pansexual, but monogamous. that makes you somebody’s personal pansexual
I don't need a nap, I need a casual coma at this point
“Why the hell are these guys so mad at my fetch toy?” -Dog at a tennis match
me: going to the bookstore just to look also me: not buying these books would be financially irresponsible