Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O twitter.com/i/events/11660… Picking up toys Joined August 2015-
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I was picking up my daughter from a playdate when the mom asked me if I’d like a drink. “Absolutely,” I said. She disappeared briefly and returned with two bourbons, light rocks. “Maybe they can play a little longer,” I thought as I took a sip. My fellow dads, it was apple juice.
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE...
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
So the neighbor just came by & my daughter asked if she liked the cookies. My neighbor said, “I sure did! I ate them for breakfast.” My daughter slowly turned her head & looked back at me in disbelief, realizing for the first time that adults can eat whatever the fuck they want.
So the neighbor just came by & my daughter asked if she liked the cookies. My neighbor said, “I sure did! I ate them for breakfast.” My daughter slowly turned her head & looked back at me in disbelief, realizing for the first time that adults can eat whatever the fuck they want.
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" - he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?
My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.
Any of y’all in tech support? My wife’s been “shutting down” her work computer for 45 minutes now.
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - wants all of her fingers to be the same length - I wouldn't let her eat a sponge - her feet were sandy (we were at the beach) - she doesn't want to be an only child (her brother "does not count") How about your kid?
You're not really married until one of you shares your idea for an invention and the other one shoots it down in cold blood.
me: the Kool-Aid man was basically a reverse vampire. he’d go into people’s houses uninvited and have them drink his blood my therapist: again, it’s not technically wrong but I’m concerned you have diagrams
My kindergartener experienced her first smart toilet on our vacation. Her reaction? “If it was really smart it would get a new job. I’d much rather be a sink.”
C̶h̶i̶k̶i̶n̶ C̶h̶i̶k̶k̶o̶n̶ C̶h̶e̶e̶c̶k̶a̶n̶
After several days of iterations, my second grader finally unveiled his new signature. It is his first name printed in all caps, followed by an exclamation point.
One of the greatest Hollywood mysteries remains unsolved
My wife doesn’t always buy healthier versions of my kids’ favorite snacks to see if they’ll like them, but when she does it’s a 20lb bag from Costco.
I rewatched The Blair Witch Project last night. I didn't particularly enjoy it the first time, but we're taking the kids camping for the first time this weekend and I'm hoping to make it memorable.
Dear 6u little league coaches, You can just cancel practice when it rains, you don’t need to rent an indoor batting cage and make everyone drive there. Sincerely, All parents.
Our 6YO: (walks into the room and smiles) My Husband: (smiles back) Our 6YO: I wasn’t smiling at you, I was thinking about something else
Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
it’s all fun and games til the good knee gives out
Simon Holland @simoncholland
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🤣🤣🤣 too cute
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
Good job dad
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
The type of Dad I want to be
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
I want a baby 😭
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
I did this one time & my daddy lured me out of it with a chicken wing like I was a dog…
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
Awe 🥹
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
cute but imagine getting pulled over and having to explain this
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
😭😭😭
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
😂😂😂😂😂
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
😂😂
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
🥹
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
This is so adorable 🥹🥹🥹
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
@HenpeckedHal He's going to be really surprised when he realizes he hasn't left town at all. 😂
Oomf would do this
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
@HenpeckedHal @dadmann_walking With us, it’s one of our cats.
@HenpeckedHal You’re in deep trouble, my friend. That one is going to be trouble, and her boyfriends will be the least of your problems.
everyone watching should be arrested for allowing that to happen
🤣🤣
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.
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