Bird Eckler @Birdeckler
Morsels of joy, mixed with sprinkles of outrage. Results may vary. twitter.com/search?q=(from… USA Joined July 2022-
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Planet of the Apes 47: The Apes of Wrath
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The Big Lebowski is white people's Friday.
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Whenever Capital One asks, “what’s in your wallet?” I’m like, a few extra ramen flavor packets and a photo of Kathy Ireland.
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Y’all need to stop taking health tips from these random unqualified influencers you see on TikTok and IG
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I know they don’t play about this teacher 💀
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9: This tastes like s-h-i-t 7: Shit? 9: Oh no, I didn’t know he could spell shit. 7: I can spell shit!! Me (questioning my parenting): Perhaps let’s all stop saying shit?
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my toxic trait is thinking I’m still in my 20’s when I agree to things.
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Me: All the flowering trees are gorgeous! Nature is beautiful! *husband sneezing, blowing nose, eyes red and swollen half shut from allergies* Husband: Yeah. Beautiful.
When you’re running errands and come across a Goose field trip
When you’re running errands and come across a Goose field trip
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Yeah, I’m into porn. Porn myself a warm glass of milk before bed.
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*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
Every time
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since 1992 there have been 8 movies about Beethoven the St. Bernard and only one movie about Beethoven the composer.
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
12 Easy Ways to Solve a Problem Like Maria. Number 4 will blow your mind!
Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” And then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial
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[First date] Me: I'm gonna need to hear how you think the word "loser" is spelled.
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