Nicki💗 @AwkwardAndOdd
Dancer. Daydreamer. Potato thief. Hobbit 🏴https://t.co/In29O5zzYS twitter.com/search?q=from:… Edinburgh, Scotland Joined February 2009-
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@AwkwardAndOdd here’s some examples of potato recipes
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@AwkwardAndOdd why did this make me think of you?
@AwkwardAndOdd why did this make me think of you?
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@AwkwardAndOdd saw this picture and immediately thought of you. Hope you had a great Saturday
People have been tagging me in potato posts again! Thank you for making me smile, it was really needed. You guys are awesome x
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Witchy washday Art by Julie Horner
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Cats in gardens by Lucy Grossmith
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Oh to be a Panda sitting in a pool and paddling his lil paws without a care in the world.
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they never should have stopped telling you that you’re made of magic
Apparently today is not Friday so that’s disappointing
Using a wooden spoon to shovel leftover cheese sauce straight from the pan and into my mouth so yes I’m feeling pretty sexy right now
The cats are helping with the recycling
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To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:
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If you have a Scottish character in your film/TV/play/podcast, hire a Scottish actor. Literally nobody in the history of attempted Scottish accents has been convincing.
If your idea of perfection is someone so socially awkward she once hid under a table to avoid talking to the man she had a crush on then I might just be the woman of your dreams (you’ll never know that though because I’ll be under a table)
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just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/
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One of my favourite flavours is when they’re obsessed with each other and angsty about it in private but trying to act cool in public and slowly crumbling under the weight of all the yearning but using sarcasm and sharp banter to deflect the sexual tension
Some bloke just asked for my number so naturally I played it cool by walking face first into a door while trying to flee the scene.
Not saying I was tired when I put the shopping away the other day but there are two bunches of daffodils in the fridge that I mistook for spring onions
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@AwkwardAndOdd Good morning, hope you have a wonderful day
@AwkwardAndOdd We only have eyes for you. 🥔
What a beautiful day. I think I will sit indoors and feel strange all day.
@SomaKazima Tiptoeing to the pussy is a gentleman move
In front of the kids?! 😭😭😭😭
I can usually tell I’m right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence
Just held the door for a man because he was carrying a small child and he didn’t even acknowledge me and now I hate him with a fury I should probably save for war criminals
@AwkwardAndOdd You truly deserve to be associated with the very best of the tubers!!!
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@AwkwardAndOdd Cool lol I like em’ too! Just followed you on IG, btw
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