Ladybird @InKairos
Epidemiologist/Disease Detective. Here for funny, weird, kind, pretty, nerdy, &/or awkwardly sexy things. And dogs. Always dogs. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Florida, USA Joined November 2018-
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Anyone dating in their 40's can immediately disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.
something so fulfilling about falling asleep on your couch then waking up in the middle of the night to go to your bed. a two for one special
Peek not peak. I did this in a rush & I hate typos
Why doesn’t this emoji have a percent sign: 💯 Drives me nuts, 💯
Do you have charm or charisma? Charm: You go to them. Think of it as the verb to charm. Charisma: They go to you. People are drawn to you.
It's funny to me when people bookmark my tweets like whoa there, buddy what are you saving that crap for?
Went to a new doctor today and my white coat BP was ridiculous. Working with doctors is fine, being a patient, not for me.
can i come over and put your heart at ease
Me: Sorry it’s just been awhile since I’ve had to juggle so many balls My coworker: Yeah since last weekend
You ever check to see what’s trending and not have a clue who or what any of these people or things are? Just me? Cool cool cool.
Me: I feel like I’m getting sick. Me, 24 hours later: Guess not.
wanna go scream into the void with me? we can get food later.
An added feature of dog ownership is sometimes there's a little warm spot on the wood floor where the dog was resting, and when you walk on it barefooted, the feeling of joy is unparalleled.
Do I thrift so that my excitement about silly little outfits will take the sting out of my forced participation in late stage capitalism? Yes
I grow a little more restless every day they don’t serve mac ‘n cheese or queso in the cafeteria
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16K Followers 15K Following dad of 2. blue voter, always….also @jverona77 on BlueSky but never there - Occasionally funny.I like older men but not looks like my dad older men
Anyone dating in their 40's can immediately disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.
Calling it now, he’s gonna run for office
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@Kateness8 MASH? He must have missed the point of that show if he thinks it was "PC"
@mastrap84 Yeah but he could get that sweet, sweet attention
@Kateness8 I feel like he’s so rich and weird and anti-people he would think running for office is beneath him. But also … fuuuuu
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Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
something so fulfilling about falling asleep on your couch then waking up in the middle of the night to go to your bed. a two for one special
BREAKING: In a historic shift, the U.S. moves to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Welp I’m a Gigi! My granddaughter was born today! 🥳
@Morrigan_Astro “My people are dying” 🤣😂 what do you think? That white people would be immortal if they didn’t get mixed with blacks and Hispanics? Your mind and heart is the size of a peanut. Pathetic.
@Morrigan_Astro Let me give you a legit observation… mind your business and let people be happy with however they want to be. It’s not your business. It’s not your life. When you die you’ll be rotting like everyone else. Do better.