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I don't care if it's a Hell Hound or not, I'm still going to pet it.
I just helped a woman with her grocery bill because she was a few dollars short & her daughter said “He’s a nice man Mommy” I won today.
I took a sip of Coca-Cola Spiced, and now I know what it feels like to be Kid Rock.
Rabbits go out of their way to hide their eggs from predators and we steal them just for fun
hope you like rubenesque cuz that’s what you’re getting
taxidermy me when i die, you cowards.
All I’m saying is if I was murdered there’d be a lot of suspects
It would be funnier to give people awards for wearing ugly sweaters in March
I write because I hurt and it needs a place to live.
Real men worship and cherish women.
If you didn’t have a Good Friday that’s okay cause neither did Jesus it sounds
Do you portray a character when you are on this app?
I absolutely refuse to answer any surveys from social media about content or if any notifications were helpful. So yeah, I’m still punk.
surviving teaches us the meaning of being truly alive
How is everyone the black sheep of their family?
the physics of her heart unifies all the theories of my love
My son just told me he’s not really into hotdogs anymore. Unrelated: I have one very cute half-Asian kid for sale.
An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
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UCLA🧵: Police unmask each protester arrested for the cameras before they’re loaded onto prison transport buses.
@OliLondonTV These supplies should help this along: - flash grenades - zip tie cuffs - pepper gas - expulsion from college - listed so employers know not to hire terrorism supporters as liabilities - fine of $50k - recoup of $ to repair damages - 2 year probation - 6 months in jail
Things got very heated between the Tampa Bay Rays and Milwaukee Brewers! 😲 #BBCBaseball #MLB
Pro and anti-Israel protesters showed up at the University of Alabama today and eventually both sides began chanting “Fuck Joe Biden.” Props to Biden for bringing America together. Roll Tide, y’all.
Imagine thinking university by-laws override city, state, and federal law. The absolute smooth brained meltdowns are hilarious, if not disturbing & revealing.
According to Columbia by-laws, police are not supposed to be allowed on campus without the consent of the faculty. President Shafik does *not* have our approval for this raid; she has not even asked our approval. This promises to be a horrifying dereliction of faculty governance
Remember: every example of violence Joe Biden decries has happened on his watch. Under his leadership. During his presidency. cc: every college campus that has a Palestinian-liberation zone
Remember: every example of violence Donald Trump decries has happened on his watch. Under his leadership. During his presidency.
"Here I was, taking a little break from studying for finals, to illegally and indefnitely occupy a university building, and BAM! I'm arrested. How am I supposed to study for finals now!?" Globalize the FAFO.
"It's finals! Can I go home?!" The pro-Hamas terrorists are crying that the NYPD won't let them leave the building they broke into occupied and are going to arrest them. Their tears are so delicious
(Thread) Today was a sad yet empowering day at Chapel Hill. When I walked to class, I saw the Palestinian flag raised on our quad flag pole, and was immediately upset at the act that these “protestors” had made. I cannot say I am fully educated on the Israel/Palestine conflict
Me leaving Red Lobster after bankrupting them on that “All You Can Eat Shrimp” promo
Fixed it
In exclusive interviews with TIME, Donald Trump lays out a second-term agenda that would reshape America and its role in the world ti.me/3Qrr3UZ
Im gonna buy a Chuck E Cheese costume, smear myself in banana cream pie, hold a placard saying “Eat your veggies, fatty”, and end every one of these encampments
🚨BREAKING: Zionist [ Pro-Israel ] protesters allegedly threw a backpack full of mice into the UCLA encampment. Mice appear to have been injected with something based on reports provided. I’ll add the testimonies and source in the first reply.
I am so ready for this.
Massive class action lawsuit just filed against @Columbia 🚨 The plaintiffs are seeking relief for the Jewish students at Columbia who have been harmed and displaced by the rampant antisemitism on campus. files.edelson.com/CS_Columbia_Co…
One loon's "sacred" is another loon's Kryptonite.
Lissie is an anarchist student who is part of the group that has taken over Cal Poly Humboldt. In this video, she plants “sacred olives" outside "Intifada Hall” Later, she was attacked by other students for planting “non-native species on occupied land”
Again: great example of FAFO (Florida around & Find out) 🌚
New York tourist keys a truck in Florida b/c it had a “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker on it Cops show up to his residence with video evidence and inform him it’s a felony Nutty Lib gets arrested in front of his wife You’re not in New York anymore buddy!
I was not mentally prepared for how this ended